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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 1945 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Towns Built: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 1494 |
plus, like, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds and stuff. you gotta join to find it, man, it’s like a treasure hunt but with more explosions and stuff.
and, like, the best part is, we got this secret society of llamas who run the whole server. they’re like, the mafia of Minecraft, man. you gotta join and pay tribute to the llama bosses or they’ll banish you to the Nether forever.
so yeah, join this server, man, it’s like a rollercoaster of craziness and fun. plus, we got free cake every Friday. what more could you ask for, dude?