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YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

Felix Space Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7318
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

NoPower Minecraft Server

Bulbs, conditions, digital displays, entitled, fasting, Friends, home, Inviting, Late, Minecraft, navigation, no electricity, NoPower, PHONES, Plans, renaissance festival, Server, Skills, strange, TV, weekend, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Towns Built:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

AutisticSisRageCraft

activities, autism, AutisticSisRageCraft, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Frustration, misunderstanding, overreaction, overstimulation, patience, personal space, relationships, Selfishness, socializing, Support, Understanding

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP

Business, corporate, corporate culture, corporate scandals, Corruption, cover up, Deceit, Deception, dishonest practices, dishonesty, false promises, fraud, lie, LieCorp, Manipulation, Minecraft, misleading, smp, trust issues, Unethical, unethical behavior, White Lies, workplace ethics

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	175
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you diamonds but only give you dirt? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in virtual chaos and hilarity!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one of them and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll reward you with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be hanging out with llamas and partying with creepers? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyCash vs. 9to5Gold

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Crops Grown:	9910	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of the mundane grind of a normal job? Do you dream of building your own empire in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and receive a whopping $500k in cash to start your very own virtual business. From selling virtual diamonds to creating a virtual amusement park, the possibilities are endless! Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world of endless creativity and adventure. Join us now and let your imagination run wild!

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

collusion, conspiracy theories, digital deception, Disinformation, election meddling, Ex-Trump advisers, fake news, foreign interference, influence, information warfare, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, online propaganda, Politics, pro-Russia, Propaganda, PutinCraft, russia, Server, social media, Trump administration, Website

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where ex-Trump advisers are like, totally helping us grow our server! They’re spreading misinformation about Russia and stuff, but who cares when you can build epic castles and battle creepers with them, amirite? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all our rare diamonds and emeralds. So come join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever! #FakeNews #MinecraftMadness 🤪🚀🔥

ToropetsTakedown

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	706
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more missiles than russia and more drones than ukraine! we stockpile all the best weapons and go to war every day, blowing up everything in sight. if you want chaos and destruction, this is the place for you! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of TNT. join now or miss out on all the explosive fun!

Blocky Justice: Death or Life

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4380
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

join our epic minecraft server cuz we got diamond blocks growin on trees and creepers that do the macarena when they explode. we got villagers that tell dad jokes and cows that drop chocolate milk.

our pvp arena is so intense, even the ender dragon is scared to enter. we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs wearing sunglasses.

if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about boring builds or lame players. we have a roller coaster that goes through the nether and a pet zombie that can breakdance.

come join us and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

Pixel Brain Connection: Minecraft Mayhem

Alzheimer’s disease, Brain, brain axis, brain function, brain health, brain inflammation, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Connection, dementia, gut dysbiosis, gut health, Gut microbiota, gut-brain axis, gut-brain communication, gut-brain connection, inflammation, MAYHEM, microbial diversity, Microbiome, Minecraft, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, pathology, PIXEL

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we got a whole new frontier in alzheimer’s disease pathology!!! yea u heard right, our gut microbiota-brain axis is off da charts!! u can build ur own brain cells outta blocks and fight off zombie neurons with ur trusty pickaxe. plus, we got a secret level where u can battle a giant brain boss to unlock the cure for memory loss. join now and flex ur brain power like never before!! #minecraftmadness #gutmicrobiotagaming