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| Players: |
107/900 |
Votes: |
7251 |
| Rating: |
4.1 / 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: |
16 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: |
9 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: |
2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: |
9 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: |
14 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: |
4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: |
4 |
Unicorn Sightings: |
1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: |
6 |
Demon Skulls Collected: |
35 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: |
1 |
Meteorites Collected: |
2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: |
1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: |
1 |
so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this
server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!
