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Hatecraft SMP: LOLz

Community, desuarchive, Groups, habits, haha, HateCraft, ihatemyself, io, ipaddress, lolz, longtailtags, meganz, neverrushintothecrush, posscraft, posshouse, posshousesteam, smp, Steam, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens. They couldn’t believe their eyes! And that’s not even the best part – our server has a secret underground disco where players can party like it’s 1999.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Join us now and embark on the wackiest Minecraft journey of your life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WeddingBlocker2021

anniversary, Birthday, brother, CAR, celebration, decision, Disappointment, family, getaway, grandkids, Kids, Midwest, MONEY, Pacific Northwest, parents, relationship, Save the Date, selfish, Siblings, Wedding, WeddingBlocker2021

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5505
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Towns Built:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is turned into epic adventures! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can make your own decisions without any judgment from your in-laws.

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped for not attending family events? Well, on our server, you can spend your hard-earned money on virtual items for your kids instead of wasting it on a wedding you have no interest in attending. Plus, you can go on weekend getaways without anyone knowing – except for your kids, of course!

Join us and show off your building skills while avoiding awkward family gatherings. Who needs a wedding when you can build a virtual palace for your kids instead? Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for choosing virtual adventures over family drama. So come on in and let’s build a world where you can be the hero of your own story!

BelievinGodMC SMP

belief in God, BelievinGodMC, divine intervention, divine presence, existential questions, FAITH, faith in the unknown, faith in the unseen, higher being, Higher power, Personal experiences, philosophical reasoning, Religion, religious conviction, religious faith, religious upbringing, smp, Spiritual beliefs, spiritual connection, spiritual experiences, spirituality, Supernatural

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
New Chunks Explored:	85398	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the power of Notch guide you to epic loot and hilarious shenanigans! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, with diamond ore blocks that sing sweet melodies and creepers that do the cha-cha before exploding.

We have a secret underground cult dedicated to worshiping the almighty pigman, who grants us enchanted gear and golden apples in exchange for sacrifices of bacon. Our PvP arena is a battleground where players fight using only fishing rods and buckets of lava, with the winner earning the title of Supreme Chicken Nugget.

So why believe in god when you can believe in the power of our insane Minecraft SMP? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyGoals

achievement, CraftyGoals, determination, Focus, goal achievement, goal planning, goal setting strategies, goal setting techniques, goal setting tips, goal tracking, goal-setting, growth mindset., Long-term goals, motivation, perseverance, personal development, progress, self improvement, short term goals, Smart goals, success

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old goals? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Our goal is to build a giant statue of a potato made entirely out of diamond blocks. Why, you ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft universe, of course! Join us on this epic quest and become a spud-tacular legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WestBankWarzone Minecraft Server

aggression, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deadly assault, gaza, international relations, Israel, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, occupation, Palestinian, Politics, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Unrest, violence, War, West Bank, WestBankWarzone

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magic Items Found:	4346	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we unleash deadly assaults on the West Bank…in the game, of course! it’s a war for EVERYTHING, like diamonds, emeralds, and even the last piece of cake in the fridge. we got crazy battles, insane builds, and even a secret underground lair where we plot our next attack on the creepers. join us if you dare, and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

CraftySlavBloc

advice, Alliance, Belarus, Conflict, cooperation, CraftySlavBloc, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, leader, military support, nato, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	265	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	395
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Belarusian leader is like, “I need to turn away from Russia and fight with Ukraine in Minecraft”? Like, what even is happening in this server, man? Join us and be a part of this wild political drama in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next president of Minecraftia or something. So come on, join us and let’s make some history together, or at least some hilarious memes.

BryoCraft: Evolutionary Fun!

Biodiversity, BryoCraft, bryozoans, environmental factors, Evolution, evolutionary, evolutionary biology, evolutionary history, evolutionary patterns, fossil record, fossil-based models, Fun, genetic variation, long time intervals, marine ecology, marine invertebrates, morphological changes, natural selection, Paleontology, process of change, shorter-term changes, Species adaptation, Traits

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	226
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mines Excavated:	4779
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

come join our minecraft server, where the marine invertebrates called bryozoans are the rulers of the land! they have been evolving for centuries, matching up their traits with shorter-term changes like pros. our server is like a fossil-based model of evolution, capturing the process of change over long time intervals. it’s like a science class but with blocks and creepers. so come on and join us for a wild ride through evolution…minecraft style!

The Dominion: Where you can roleplay as a potato wielding custom spatulas from 1.18 to 1.21!

1.18 – 1.21, Adventure, Bosses, Builders, community-driven, CONSTANT EVOLUTION, Custom, Custom Items, Dominion, DUNGEONEER, Dungeons, evolving content, exclusive loot, Factions, guild, hybrid realm, Leveling system, Minecraft, mmorpg, Potato, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, smp, spatulas, Survival, wielding

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Enchantments Applied:	171	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Welcome to The Dominion

IP: play.thedominion.us
Alternate IP: thedominion.us

Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion (est. 2013)!

DUNGEONS: Conquer hand-crafted challenges, unveiling your dungeoneering prowess for exclusive loot and glory!
WORLDS: Dive into a hybrid realm – an SMP haven for builders or a bespoke RPG world of dungeons and dangers!
CUSTOMIZATION: Elevate your gameplay with unique items, bosses, and a leveling system tailored for immersive experiences.
COMMUNITY DRIVEN: Crafted by a passionate, small team; we welcome all to aid in improving our server.
CONSTANT EVOLUTION: Your feedback shapes the server as we unveil fresh content.

ARE YOU A DUNGEONEER? Unleash your skills, explore, and conquer – The Dominion awaits your heroic journey!

Links:

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/YeKdZZv
Map: http://map.thedominion.us:8123/

Rules:

Rule	Description
Inappropriate messages	Racism, profanity, sexual references, etc. are not allowed
Bug abuse	Using obviously unintended features is not allowed
Macroing	Autoclickers and passive-play are not allowed
Visiting under construction	Requires staff permission
Scamming	Any form of scamming is against the rules
Griefing and stealing	Not allowed, contact Admin for rollback
Killing in player’s home	Not allowed, defined by structure ownership

Thank you to everyone who joins and decides to test what we have so far.

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WuKongCraft Minecraft Server

action, blockbuster, box office, Chinese, Chinese cinema, Confirmed, FANTASY, film, long tail tag, Minecraft, monkey king, Movie, movie sequel, Mythology, popular franchise, Sales, Sequel, sequel confirmed, Server, success, upcoming movie, Wu Kong, WukongCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3025
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like the Wu Kong sequel you never knew you needed! With sales through the roof, it’s practically guaranteed that a sequel is in the works. And guess what? Our server is where all the action is happening!

Join us for epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as bananas as Wu Kong himself. Trust us, once you step foot in our virtual world, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the Wu Kong sequel that everyone is talking about!

TheCraftyCreeper in Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, No. 15657922 Anonymous Mystery Suspense Thriller Crime Investigation Detective Unidentified Unknown Enigma Secret Clues Puzzle Intrigue Hidden Mysterious Conundrum Cryptic Unsolved, smp, TheCraftyCreeper

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the creepers wear top hats and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride pigs into battle while wielding carrots as their weapons. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with skeletons and zombies while sipping on potions that make you glow in the dark.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding llamas). So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for years to come!