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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 3354 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 439662 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
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So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – including spontaneous dance parties with creepers and epic battles against zombie pigmen. See you there!