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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 4692 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
We promise a black-tie event with an open bar, big band, and no tantrums allowed. Our flower girl and page boy will be accompanied by their nanny, so you can rest assured that the only chaos will be creeper explosions.
But beware, our server has been known to cause MAJOR backlash from entitled cousins and aunts who can’t handle the no child rule. One cousin even compared themselves to the groom and threatened to bring their destructive 3-year-old to the ceremony. Can you imagine the chaos?
So if you’re looking for a drama-free Minecraft experience with no entitled toddlers in sight, join our server now! Just remember, no means no – even in the virtual world.