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FemCraft SMP: JealousyPotion

body image, comparison, Competition, coping, discrimination, emotions, empowerment, envy, FEMBROWN, FemCraft, Insecurity, Jealousy, JealousyPotion, mental health, Mogging, Race, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, smp, societal standards, Support, white women

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45

Are you tired of getting constantly outshined by white women on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no white women allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally shine bright like a diamond without any competition from those pesky white women.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…or should we say, a feathered one? Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing whiter than the snow-capped mountains is the teeth of our resident llama dentist. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else!

GF’s House – Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, Boundaries, Call, Communication, DATING, Decision making, gf, gfs, guests, House, Ignored Calls, ignoring, kicked out, Minecraft, parents, refusing, rejection, relationship, Server, stay, texts

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of dating drama and unwanted house guests? Come join our Minecraft server where the only arguments you’ll have are over who gets the last diamond! We don’t kick anyone out, unless they try to grief our epic builds. So if you’re looking for a place to escape real-life relationship woes and build your dream world, join us now! Who needs a girlfriend when you have a creeper to keep you company?

CollegeCraftSecrets

aita, BETRAYAL, college application, CollegeCraftSecrets, communication breakdown, consequences, Decision making, dream school, emotional turmoil, friend drama, friendship, ghosting, Guilt, Jealousy, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, opportunity, reconciliation, regret, Resentment, social media

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	108	Falling into the Void:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Potions Brewed:	104	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of losing friends over college decisions? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t care where you applied or got accepted! Join us for a world of blocky fun where nobody judges you based on your educational choices.

Our server is the perfect place to escape drama and make new friends who won’t ghost you over something as silly as college applications. Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about that friend who thinks you stole their dream school spot.

So come on, join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there! Build, explore, and laugh your worries away with us. And remember, on our server, the only thing we judge is your building skills – so get ready to show off your creativity and leave all that real-life drama behind.

NoFirstDatePvP – Minecraft SMP

dating advice, dating boundaries, dating deal breakers, dating donts, dating etiquette, dating expectations, dating faux pas, dating guidelines, dating mistakes, dating no-nos, dating pet peeves, dating red flags, dating standards, dating taboos, dating tips, dating turn offs, first date rules, Minecraft, NoFirstDatePvP, relationship boundaries, smp, unacceptable behavior

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7124
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3468	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	429	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with a community of players who are always up for a good time.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building houses out of diamond blocks. Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly events like “TNT Deathmatch” and “Zombie Apocalypse Survival” where you can test your skills and win epic prizes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

BlockParty40

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Villages Defended:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding pigs into battle against an army of evil llamas.

But that’s not all! By the time you turn 40, you’ll realize that our server has actually been secretly training you for the ultimate quest to find the mythical Golden Potato of Destiny, which will grant you eternal youth and unlimited pizza for life.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

IndieProtest Minecraft Server

civil disobedience, DOCTORS, Government, Healthcare, healthcare reform, healthcare system, healthcare workers, HUMAN RIGHTS, independence day, India, Indian independence, IndieProtest, medical crisis, medical professionals, Minecraft, national holiday, Political unrest, protest movement, PROTESTS, public health, Server, Social Issues, strike

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5913
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Zombie Dances:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1946
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, fam! It’s like India celebrating its 78th Independence Day, but with doctors protesting all over the place! Why, you ask? Because the creepers are invading and the only way to stop them is by building giant hospitals made out of diamond blocks! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. Plus, there’s a secret quest where you have to find the hidden stethoscope of power to save the day. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to fight for freedom… and healthcare!

CraftyUkrainianWarriors

Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarriors, cross-border, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, incursion, international relations, Invasion, military office, military presence, military strategy, Political, russia, SECURITY, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5702	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

lol imagine if ukraine was like “hey russia, can we borrow some sugar? oh and also set up a military office in ur country lol” like wut?? but hey, if u wanna experience some crazy international drama while playing minecraft, then u gotta join our server! we got ukraine setting up shop in russia, who knows what’s next?? maybe the moon will open a taco stand in mars, who knows?? so come join the chaos and see what other wild shenanigans happen on our server!

EcoPowerCraft

#sustainability, carbon footprint, climate change, conservation, Consumption, eco-friendly, ecological footprint, EcoPowerCraft, Environmental awareness, environmental impact, global impact, green living, mindful consumption, Overpowering, planet, Recycle, Reduce, resource depletion, reuse, sustainable living, Waste

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	66	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3947	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

join our epic minecraft server where every time you pick up an item, you gain the power to control the entire planet. forget about building houses and farms, you will be too busy ruling over the land with an iron fist.

imagine riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding. the possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can find. legend has it that it holds the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and gold. are you up for the challenge? join now and become the ultimate ruler of the minecraft world!

DinoDoomFromSpace

asteroid, Astronomy, celestial bodies, Cosmic, crater, DinoDoomFromSpace, Dinosaurs, Earth, Extinction, Impact, impact event, Jupiter, mass extinction, outer space, Paleontology, planetary science, researchers, Science, scientific discovery, Space, theory

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5202
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like outta this world, literally! We got asteroids flying around and shizz, just like the one that wiped out them dinos! But don’t worry, we got space suits for protection, so you won’t end up like a T-rex.

Join our server for a chance to mine space rocks and uncover rare alien ores. Build a base on the moon and watch out for those pesky creepers floating around in zero gravity. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most intergalactic adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for those asteroid showers, they can really ruin your day.

Cupcake MC

building, camaraderie, celebration, Community, Crafting, creativity, Cupcake MC, cupcakes, Exploration, friendly environment, FRIENDSHIPS, imagination, landscapes, lush forests, Minecraft, Moderators, Mountains, pixelated paradise, PvP, Raiding, Redstone, Survival, Towny, Waterfalls

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Welcome to Cupcake MC, Founded on May 19th, 2024.

Cupcake MC is a fresh addition to the Minecraft universe, born from a passion for crafting, community, and, of course, cupcakes! Dive into our vibrant landscapes, where lush forests, towering mountains, and cascading waterfalls await your exploration. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a redstone genius, or an intrepid explorer, there’s something for everyone in our boundless realm. Our dedicated team of moderators ensures a safe and friendly environment for players of all ages to thrive and unleash their creativity. So whether you’re looking to forge new friendships, hone your skills, or simply unwind after a long day, Cupcake MC is your ultimate destination for pixelated paradise.

Come, indulge your senses, and let your imagination run wild at Cupcake MC – where every day is a celebration of creativity, camaraderie, and, of course, cupcakes!

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