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BoomerCraft SMP

age gracefully, age-related changes, aging, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, embracing aging, feeling old, getting old, getting older, getting wiser, gray hair, growing old, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, Retirement, senior moments, signs of aging, slowing down, smp, time passing, wisdom comes with age, wrinkles

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Join our SMP and never have another “I’m getting old” moment again! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Renegade dance. We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween. So come join us and never worry about aging in Minecraft again!

CartoonCraftLaughs

adult humor, adult themes, animated series, animation, CartoonCraftLaughs, childrens cartoon, clever humor, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden jokes, humor, inappropriate, jokes, laugh out loud, mature content, RISQUE, sly humor, Suggestive, tv show

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dimension Hops:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!

NukeFearNotMC

Conflict, Deterrence, Diplomacy, fear, international relations, leadership, Life, love, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, NukeFearNotMC, Peace, Politics, president, putin, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? We got dragons flyin’ around and unicorns poopin’ rainbows, it’s totally insane, bro. And get this, Putin tried to nuke us once, but then Zelensky was all like, “Nah, bro, Putin loves his life too much to use nuclear weapons, he’s just a big ol’ scaredy cat.” So yeah, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

Phone Zone: Biosecurity Hazard

antibiotic-resistant bacteria, Australian parrots, Bacteria, biohazard, biosecurity, contamination, crops, DNA analysis, global health, hazard, health, international travellers, Microbes, pathogens, Phone, PHONES, SECURITY, septicaemia, Technology, travel, travellers, weak link, Zone

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

LOL U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRAVELLERS’ PHONES R A BIOSECURITY WEAK LINK! WE GOT DNA ANALYSIS OF MICROBES FOUND ON DA PHONES OF INTERNATIONAL TRAVELLERS N WE FOUND ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT BACTERIA N A PATHOGEN DAT AFFECTS CROPS N CAN CAUSE SEPTICAEMIA IN NATIVE AUSTRALIAN PARROTS! JOIN US N SAVE DA PARROTS, SAVE DA WORLD, SAVE DA MINECRAFT! LET’S GET WILD N CRAZY, JUST LIKE DEM MICROBES ON DEM PHONES! #SAVETHEPARROTS #ANTIBIOTICRESISTANCE #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Hip Hop Hype Minecraft Server

1964 Impalas, 2020s hip hop, 90s Hip Hop, AniManga, animanga incorporation, anime hip hop fusion, boombox, cringe, cultural appropriation, evolution of hip hop, favorite rappers, Hip, hip hop evolution, Hop, hype, Illmatic, lack of understanding, Minecraft, Modern hip hop, outdated hip hop, poor representation, rap battle references, Server, US hip hop, US hip hop in animanga

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4616
Magic Items Found:	4981	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	790000
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Are you tired of outdated hip hop references in animanga? Do you want a Minecraft server that understands the evolution of rap music in the past 15 years? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who know that Illmatic is so last century!

Join us and witness our favorite rappers cruising around in their 1964 Impalas with boomboxes blaring the latest hits. Say goodbye to cringy rap battle references and hello to a server that is truly living in the 2020s.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of hip hop awesomeness! Who needs Illmatic when you can have Minecraft madness?

We’re All Going To Make It Minecraft SMP

10. Hope, 11. Confidence, 12. Strength, 13. Empowerment, 14. Support, 15. Unity, 16. Teamwork, 17. Growth mindset, 18. Overcoming obstacles, 19. Achieving goals, 2. Success, 20. Never give up, 3. Perseverance, 4. Determination, 5. Encouragement, 6. Positivity, 7. belief, 8. inspiration, 9. Resilience, Minecraft, motivation, smp

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered friends and offers quests for those brave enough to take them on. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land, protecting us from any pesky griefers who dare to try and ruin our fun. Join us and become a part of the llama army, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures, armed with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of sass.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where we’re all going to make it – one ridiculous story at a time!

ParentalVacayNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, extended family, family conflicts, family dynamics, family gatherings, family holidays, family relationships, family time, family vacations, holiday expectations, holiday stress, holiday traditions, in-laws, ParentalVacayNoWay, quality time, relationships, Support, vacation

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a block away! Join us for a wild adventure filled with passive-aggressive comments, awkward family dinners, and boundary-setting fun!

Are you tired of boring family vacations where you actually have to relax and enjoy yourself? Then this is the server for you! Spend your days on edge, wondering what snide remarks will be made next, and your nights setting boundaries with your in-laws.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of lying and defending hurtful comments, all while trying to maintain a facade of family harmony. Who needs relaxation when you can have constant tension and drama?

So come on down to our server, where every trip is a rollercoaster of emotions and every family dinner is a test of your patience. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and conflict? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy family adventure!

DadBodMC SMP

Communication, compassion, DadBodMC, Dedication, discipline, Family Values, Fatherhood, guidance, leadership, love, mentor, parenting, patience, positive influence, Protector, provider, Role Model, sacrifice, smp, Support, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against giant chickens (yes, you read that right).

Our server is the perfect place for players who are looking for a good time and a good laugh. We have a strict “no serious business” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door and get ready to have some fun. Plus, our community is full of awesome players who are always down for a good prank or a ridiculous challenge.

But the best part? Our server is run by none other than your Dad! That’s right, he’s not just a good father, he’s also a Minecraft master who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From building giant statues of himself to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, your Dad knows how to keep things interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for a few dad jokes along the way – after all, it wouldn’t be a true Dad-run server without them!

CraftyCreeperCocktail

alcohol, bar, bar scene, Beer, club, Cocktail, CraftyCreeperCocktail, drink, favorite drink, happy hour, mixed drinks, night out, nightlife, Nightlife Experience, nightlife scene, party drink, partying, signature drink, socializing, Spirits, wine

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Magic Items Found:	5687	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old bars and clubs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drink you need is a potion of invisibility! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring them half to death, all while sipping on a delicious potion. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try our special potion of levitation and soar through the skies like a majestic unicorn. Join us for a wild night of Minecraft madness and potion-fueled shenanigans!

TaiwanCraft: Biden’s Defense Fund

arms deal, arms sales, Asia-Pacific region, biden, Bidens, Defense, defense assistance, defense budget, defense support, foreign policy, fund, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military equipment, Military Funding, national security, security assistance, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, US-Taiwan relations, White House

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more defense support than taiwan thanks to biden’s approval of $567 million! our white house is lit af and ready to protect our players from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. we’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, all thanks to biden’s generous donation. join now and be part of the most secure and badass minecraft server in the world!