Dave Chapelle Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PrivilegedCraft: 90s Kids Edition

90s, academic achievement, Access, advantages, athletic development, college-educated parent, disparities, Edition, INEQUALITY, Kids, opportunities, organized sports, parental influence, Participation, privileged, PrivilegedCraft, social mobility, socio-economic status, sports programs, study, youth sports

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we don’t care if your parents went to college or not! We welcome all, even if your momma never finished high school!

our server is like a wild playground where you can unleash your inner child and build the craziest creations you can imagine. Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We won’t stop you!

We believe in equality for all players, whether you’re a pro at redstone or can’t even figure out how to make a pickaxe. Everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and chaos that is our server.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who needs organized sports when you can have organized chaos on our server? Let’s get crafting, baby!

No Kingdoms Just Chaos – Vanilla SMP for the 16+ Insane Minds!

Adventures, alliances, alliances and rivalries, building, Chaos, Community, Competition, creativity, Development, Diplomacy, European server, Exploration, FRIENDSHIPS, gameplay, INSANE, Kingdoms, kingdoms SMP, Medieval, Minds.., multiplayer, Roleplay, Roleplaying, smp, storytelling, Vanilla, War

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Potions Brewed:	84	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	3874	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Game of Thrones-inspired SMP
Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe

Discord

discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server theme?	Game of Thrones-inspired SMP where players can establish kingdoms, compete for dominance, form alliances, and wage war.
Is PvP allowed?	PvP and combat are not the primary focus. Raids will only be allowed with admin approval.
Do you accept solo players?	We welcome both individual players and player groups who want to join us on this adventure.
How can I join the server?	Details for joining the server can be found on our Discord server.

BrutalKinoCraft Server

architectural style, Architecture, brutalist architecture, BrutalKinoCraft, Cinema, concrete jungle, design, dystopian future, eastern europe, film, industrial aesthetic, Kino, modernism, post brutalism, post-war, Server, social modernist, socialist realism, soviet union, urban decay, urban development, Urban planning

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through post-brutalism and social modernist kino – whatever that means!

Our server is like no other, with buildings that defy gravity and landscapes that will make your jaw drop. Want to build a skyscraper that reaches the clouds? Go for it! Want to create a utopian society where everyone wears matching jumpsuits? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players dare to seek it out. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

EmiratiEmpire Minecraft SMP – Building Blocks of Greatness with the President of UAE

admired., benevolent, blocks, building, Compassionate, dignified, Diplomatic, EmiratiEmpire, esteemed, esteemed leader, gracious, GREATNESS, Gulf Cooperation Council, honorable, influential, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Positive, president, progressive, respectful, Role Model, Sheikh Khalifa bin Zayed Al Nahyan, smp, uae, United Arab Emirates, Visionary

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest adventures this side of the blocky universe! Our server is home to a community of players who have survived epic battles with giant creepers, built towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tamed their own pet dragons (yes, really).

But that’s not all – our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Some say you can still hear his ghostly cries echoing through the caves at night, warning players of impending danger.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of rare and exotic block types, including the elusive rainbow ore that can only be mined by players who have proven themselves worthy in battle.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness, conquer the challenges, and maybe even make friends with a friendly zombie or two. Oh, and did we mention that the president of the United Arab Emirates is a huge fan of our server? Yeah, he totally is.

RentContributionMC Server

Agreement, apartment, bills, Communication, Contribution, ex, financial responsibility, Household, LANDLORD, legal obligations, living arrangement, living situation, Rent, RentContributionMC, roommate, roommate conflict, roommate etiquette, roommates’ rights, Server, storage space, Sympathy, Utilities

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Are you tired of boring roommate drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can experience virtual roommate drama like never before!

Picture this: You log on to our server and find out that your roommate has moved in their ex without your consent. But wait, it gets better! The ex is now claiming your apartment as her own and bringing in all her belongings like it’s no big deal. And to top it off, she’s not paying rent because she’s in a “tough place.”

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our virtual landlord who will demand rent from all players, even if they’re just crashing at your virtual apartment for a few months. And if you’re feeling generous, you can always split the utilities “out of the kindness of your heart” just like in real life!

So come join our server and experience the thrill of dealing with unexpected roommates, awkward conversations about money, and the joy of virtual apartment living. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and let the drama unfold!

SpigotBlameGame

bill, Blaming, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, facebook, family, financial responsibility, flooded yard, LEAK.., misunderstanding, outside spigot, parenting, property damage, RESPONSIBILITY, sister, social media, SpigotBlameGame, water company, water pressure, water usage

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Void Gems Collected:	26
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a toddler turning on a spigot for two days straight? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Imagine logging on to find your entire virtual world flooded because someone left the water running. Who could it be? Maybe it was your mischievous niece, or perhaps it was a sneaky creeper trying to cause chaos.

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your water bill). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just be sure to keep an eye on that spigot – you never know when it might turn on by itself!

ConfessCraft SMP: AnonSecrets

AnonSecrets, anonymous confession, concealed truth, ConfessCraft, confidential disclosure, confidential revelation, hidden confession, hidden desires, Hidden Truth, innermost thoughts, intimate confession, personal confession, private confession, private revelation, private thoughts, secret revelation, Secrets, smp, suppressed memories, undisclosed confession, undisclosed emotions, unspoken feelings, untold secrets

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
New Chunks Explored:	212182	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of hiding your deepest, darkest secrets in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we encourage you to spill all the tea! Confess your wildest secrets without judgment and let your inner drama llama run wild. Join us for a chance to unleash your inner chaos and build friendships based on scandalous confessions. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP to spill the tea on? Join now and let the drama unfold!

PixelPunish

barbaric punishment, brutal torture, Capital Punishment, corporal punishment, cruel and unusual punishment, cruel punishment, dehumanizing punishment, extreme forms of punishment, extreme punishment, historical punishments, human torture, inhumane treatment, medieval torture methods, PixelPunish, psychological torture, public executions, sadistic punishment, severe punishment, torture devices, unethical punishment, worst punishment

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7635
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Villages Defended:	11

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have created a virtual world where players can experience the most outrageous and hilarious forms of punishment imaginable. From being forced to wear a chicken suit for eternity to being chased by a horde of angry llamas, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes (or hooves, in the case of the llamas).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and traps that will test your skills and wit. Can you navigate the maze of doom and claim the legendary diamond sword at the end? Only the bravest and most foolish players dare to try.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt (or until the llamas catch up to you).

RuskyBannedCraft

Affiliated, banning, Christianity, Church, Conflict, eastern europe, foreign influence, Government, law, legislation, Orthodox, Parliament, Politics, relations, religious freedom, religious organizations, RuskyBannedCraft, Russian, separation, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7331
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	2

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Ukraine’s parliament banning Russian-affiliated religious organizations? Yeah, that’s how crazy awesome this server is!

Join us for some epic adventures and build the craziest structures you can imagine. We’ve got unicorns roaming around, dragons breathing fire, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of llamas wearing top hats. We host weekly events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Russian-affiliated religious organizations when you’ve got a Minecraft server like this? Let’s get crafting, baby!

PolymerCraft: Solar Drop – Data Mining Edition

academic study, accurate models, active learning, data, data extraction, data selection, discovery time, Drop, Edition, efficiency, initial conditions, innovation, materials science, Mining, polymer solar cells, PolymerCraft, property prediction models, renewable energy, research, researchers, scientific advancement, Solar, solar energy, Technology, Thompson sampling, Upper confidence bound sampling

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8199
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

so, like, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server be like a time machine, but instead of goin back in time, u goin back 15 years in discovery time of polymer solar cells! yea, u heard me right, u can be like a mad scientist and shiz, usin data from 3,300 papers to create epic property prediction models. and get dis, we use Thompson sampling and Upper confidence bound sampling to make sure ur predictions be on point, no matter what! so come join us and be a virtual scientist on da most insane minecraft server ever!