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Funky Minecraft Server

APPEAL, clunky, dislike, Funky, Gaming, graphics, hate, Kids, micro transactions, microtransactions, Minecraft, Outdated, outdated graphics, pay to win, released in 2005, Server, Terrible, video games

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	48	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Are you tired of boring, clunky, outdated games with microtransactions galore? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, our graphics are so cutting-edge, they’ll make your eyeballs do a happy dance. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience pure, unadulterated Minecraft magic? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to reconsider).

Minecraft SMP – /dpt/ – Daily Programming Thread

coding, coding challenges, coding community, coding support, computer science, Daily, daily thread, debugging, dpt, Minecraft, Pain, programming, programming advice, programming discussion, programming feedback, programming help, Programming Languages, programming questions, programming resources, programming tips, smp, Software Development, software engineering, Technology, Thread

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Farms Harvested:	654
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually trained ninjas and the cows are secretly plotting a revolution.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So come join us and experience the chaos, the madness, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to question your sanity and possibly lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway, right?

September 2025 Minecraft Server

apocalyptic visions, cars parked sideways, Confused, confusion, Decline, disorientation, future events, good luck, grocery store, intervals, Lost, Minecraft, Panic, POL, Preparation, screaming, September, SEPTEMBER 2025, Server, societal breakdown, Survival mindset, uncertainty, unexpected occurrences

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of the impending decline in mid September! Picture this: cars parked sideways in the middle of the street, drivers staring up at the sky in confusion. People in the grocery store screaming because they have no idea where they are or what they were doing. And to top it off, we’ve got 22.5 more 2 week intervals for you to navigate through. So come on, /pol/, test your survival skills in the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!

Toothy McSharp Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, cosmetic dentistry, cosmetic procedures, dating preferences, dental aesthetics, dental care, dental hygiene, facial features, first impressions, individual preferences, McSharp, Minecraft, oral health, Personal preferences, personal taste, physical appearance, Physical attraction, physical characteristics, sharp teeth, smp, Toothy, turn off, Unique Features, unique traits

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8780
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Farms Harvested:	345
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	7402

Do you constantly find yourself being judged for your sharp teeth in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, sharp teeth are not only accepted but encouraged! In fact, we have a whole faction dedicated to players with sharp teeth called the Fang Gang. They roam the server, terrorizing other players with their menacing smiles.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

And if you’re tired of the same old boring mobs in Minecraft, then you’ll love our server’s custom mob spawns. Picture this: giant chickens that shoot fireballs, zombie pigs riding on the backs of creepers, and cows that can fly. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd.

BlockBros – Minecraft Server

BlockBros, candace, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, Maps, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, uraku misugiri, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mines Excavated:	3044	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s Fervent Beats? Look no further, because our server is the Rainbow Destined to Burn with excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – they’re like the Avengers, but in Minecraft form.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song are fighting to be the weapon banner. And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards – they’re so good, you’ll feel like you’re redeeming Primogems in real life.

So why wait? Join our server now and forge your own destiny with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Xilonen of Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP: /sdg/ – Stable Diffusion General

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, diffusion, Discord, Forge, general, Learn to inpaint, Minecraft, models, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, Prompt metadata, Reforge, SDG, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, Train LORAs, webUI extension, Yuu vill be zee perfekt test subjekt edition

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret laboratory where we conduct experiments on unsuspecting players! That’s right, you could be the next test subject for our crazy scientific endeavors!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of furries who love to roleplay and create amazing art. And don’t even get me started on our AI boorus – they’re out of this world!

So come join us on this wild ride of Stable Diffusion madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations). Who knows, you might just discover a whole new world of possibilities in Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for the catbox – you never know what secrets it might hold!

Britains Last Stand Minecraft Server

Analysis, brexit, Britain, britain’s, consequences, countdown, Crisis, Economy, european union, Evaluation, Future, Government, Impact, Minecraft, perspective, Politics, prediction, Server, society, speculation, Stand, Timeline, uk, uncertainty

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of waiting for Britain to crumble? Join our Minecraft server and witness the chaos unfold in real time! Build your own apocalypse bunker and prepare for the end of days in style. Who needs Brexit drama when you can have explosive creeper encounters instead? Join now and see how long Britain can hold on before it all goes up in flames!

Del Rio’s Diamond Dynasty Minecraft SMP

aew, Appearance, character portrayal, comparison, controversial, current MJF, del, Del Rio, Diamond, DYNASTY, ethnicity, kike phenotype, lookalike, Mexican wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestling, public perception, racial identity, rios, Similarities, smp, spic, Stereotypes, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! We’ve got a mix of 99% kike phenotype and 1% spic, creating a melting pot of hilarity and chaos.

Join us if you want to see players who look like a bizarre combination of current MJF and a confused llama. Our server is like a circus, with players pulling off insane stunts and building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen.

But beware, our community is so wild that you might just find yourself laughing so hard you fall out of your chair. So come on in and join the madness, because on our Minecraft SMP, anything goes!

REALMS ❤️ SKYBLOCK AND SURVIVAL Minecraft server

administrators, Beginner, Community, Donations, Economy, Events, Free Donations, Large Online, Minecraft, Mini Games, Moderators, Monsters, No Dupe, open world, PC, Phone, Pirate, Private, Quests, Realms, Resources, Rewards, Russian, seasoned player, Shelters, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Updates, Without Launcher

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Farms Harvested:	995	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Votes:	9340	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	50

Welcome to the Realms Network server – your ideal choice for exciting Minecraft adventures!

What awaits you?

— Survival: Immerse yourself in an open world full of dangers and discoveries. Fight monsters, get resources, build shelters and make your way to survival!

— Skyblock: Start with a tiny island in the sky and turn it into a real masterpiece. Prove that you can cope with any difficulties, relying only on your skills!

— Fresh Minecraft update (1.21.1): Play on the latest version with the latest features and mechanics.

— Friendly community: A team of administrators and moderators is always ready to help. Our active community will not leave you alone – find like-minded people and take the test together!

? What makes Realms Network stand out?

— Progressive game modes and events that don’t let you get bored.

– Attention to detail – stable server, no lags and regular updates.

— Unique quests, mini-games and rewards for active players!

Join and start your journey today!

? IP for PC and phone: play.realmsmc.ru

? Our Discord: discord.com/invite/MX7fmX5aAt

There’s something for everyone here, from beginner to seasoned player.

play.realmsmc.ru:19132

Trash Town Minecraft Server

A, Anime, Backlash, Community, confusion, Disappointment, disappointment in fandom, discussion, fanbase, Fandom, Frustration, Garbage, internet culture, lasting impact., memes, Minecraft, online forums, Opinions, Server, social media, TOWN, Trash, trends, viral

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that have no lasting impact on your gaming experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to sweep you off your feet (literally, we have a broom plugin)!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas who shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as creepers explode in jealousy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join forces with the Chicken King and conquer the land with an army of feathered warriors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave (seriously, we have a trapdoor plugin that prevents you from logging out).