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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 9250 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2467 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 9288 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4797 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5265 |
so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, russia is going all out with their electronic warfare against norway, but like, we got our own electronic warfare going on in this minecraft server, ya know?
join us and you’ll be dodging virtual missiles and hacking into enemy bases like a pro. it’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.
plus, we have the best parties in town. like, last week we had a pig riding competition and the winner got a diamond sword. it was epic, dude.
so, if you’re looking for some crazy fun and intense battles, come join us. but watch out for those sneaky russians, they might try to hack into our server too. ain’t nobody messing with our blocky paradise!
