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| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 2928 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7140 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it literally explodes like a sarmat missile during a test in russia? well, this is the place for you, my dude!
imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant explosion that sends you flying into a world of pure chaos and fun. our server is so insane, it will blow your mind (literally)!
we have crazy builds, epic battles, and the most ridiculous mini-games you’ve ever seen. plus, our community is like a family of deranged unicorns who just want to have a good time.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little singed), come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of explosions, then maybe stay away).
