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Deserved Ballon D’or Minecraft SMP

achievement, Analysis, athlete, award, ballon, Ballon D’or, Competition, controversy, d’or, debate, DESERVED, discussion, football, History, Impact, injured, Minecraft, opinion, Performance, smp, Soccer, sports, TEAM, winner

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and witness epic battles between players, insane pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing, and even a secret underground society of villagers plotting to take over the server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Legend has it that the winner of our annual Ballon D’or competition will receive unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly in-game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the most chaotic and hilarious server out there!

AwkwardBonersMC

awkward arousal, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardBonersMC, embarrassing experiences, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., funny anecdotes, funny stories, inappropriate arousal, public arousal, public embarrassment, strange experiences, strange places, uncomfortable arousal, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, weird places, weird situations

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	2393	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Ores Mined:	2913	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building giant phallic structures with your friends, only to have them mysteriously disappear overnight. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky tower the same way again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Awkward Arousal Challenge,” where players must navigate a maze filled with sexy villagers and avoid getting a little too excited. It’s a test of skill, endurance, and sheer willpower (not to mention a great way to embarrass yourself in front of your friends).

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

UkrainianCraft: Legions Unleashed

Ambassador, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, cross-border, Defense, deployment, diplomatic mission, eastern europe, foreign affairs, international relations, legions, military training, military unit, Peacekeeping, Poland, SECURITY, solidarity, training program, Ukraine, Ukrainian Legion, UkrainianCraft, Unleashed

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Enchantments Applied:	257	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

LOL this server is like a wild ride through a Ukrainian Legion training camp in Poland, but in Minecraft form! Join us for the ultimate battle against creepers and zombies, just like the brave soldiers of the First Ukrainian Legion! Ambassador says it’s the most epic server ever, so you gotta join now before the enemy mobs take over and we all get sent to the End dimension! Let’s show those pixelated baddies who’s boss, comrade!

AscalonCraft

bedrock, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, java edition, Minigames, Modded, PvP, Quests, Redstone, resource pack, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

AscalonCraft is a Minecraft server with a variety of fun features to enhance your gameplay.

Key highlights include: Jobs: Choose from professions like Miner, Builder, Fisherman, and more, each with unique tasks and rewards. Shops: Trade with other players through player-owned shops, buying and selling resources and items. Active Community: Join a friendly, welcoming community of players. Custom Features: Enjoy unique challenges, events, and mini-games Friendly Staff: A dedicated team ensures a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.

AscalonCraft combines adventure, economy, and community in one exciting Minecraft world!

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Racoon Hideout

#exciting, Accepted, Active, BUILD, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Featured, Friendly, Fun, Hosting, Join, Minecraft, new, non toxic, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Tight nit, Tournaments

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1675	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Welcome to our new Minecraft server! We’re building a fun, friendly, and active community. Join us and be part of something exciting! We want to make a non toxic, tight nit community where everyone is accepted. Builds will be featured and we will be hosting tournaments too. Suggestions are always open for anything about us or the server. Remember we are new so there will still be some things to work out, but we hope you can join and make something great.

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Cactus Oasis 1.21.3

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7848
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Votes:	6782	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have the sickest cactus traps that will have you screaming “ouch” in real life!

And get this, they have a whole underground world filled with lava and diamonds just waiting for you to explore. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but with creepers instead of Nazis.

Oh, and did I mention the secret roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether? Yeah, it’s like Space Mountain, but with more fire and brimstone.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those TNT traps).

Don’t call them Boomers! Call them “people in their Minecraft SMP prime”

Arrogant, Boomers, Call, DISRESPECTFUL, dont, ENEMY, entitled, intolerant, Minecraft, Narcissistic, older generation, out of touch, people, people in their 70s, Prime, self-absorbed, self-centered, selfish, smp, unforgivable, ungrateful, unkind, zero respect

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t call them Boomers, we call them “people in their 70s” because let’s be real, they’re ancient! These wrinkly old players think they rule the server, but we’re here to show them who’s boss.

Join us if you’re ready to take down these geriatric gamers and show them that their time is up. They wanted the world to revolve around them, but we’re here to shake things up and give them a taste of their own medicine.

Don’t show them a moment of kindness, they are the true enemies of all nations in our Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the fight against the ultimate bosses of the server – the “people in their 70s”. Let’s show them that age is just a number, but in this case, it’s a number that’s about to get wrecked.

ZapCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, Eastern Europe conflict, geopolitical tensions, international relations, International tensions, military attack, military casualties, military confrontation, military operation, Minecraft, missile strike, russian military, Russian officers killed, security threats, Senior Russian officers, Server, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian forces, Ukrainian HIMARS strike, war casualties, ZapCraft, Zaporizhzhia Region

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magic Items Found:	8078
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Towns Built:	10

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS DEN A UKRAINIAN HIMARS STRIKE, THREE SENIOR RUSSIAN OFFICERS GOT REKT IN OUR ZAPORIZHZHIA REGION! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE IF U CAN SURVIVE DA MADNESS! BUILD UR BASE, RAID UR ENEMIES, AND WATCH OUT FOR FLYING CREEPERS! JOIN NOW IF U DARE, BUT BE WARNED, U MIGHT LOSE UR MIND IN DA PROCESS! #BOOM #MINECRAFTMADNESS #CREEPERSCANTFLY #LOLZ

NukeCraftUSA

arms race, cold war, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Military, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear disarmament, nuclear proliferation, nuclear testing, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftUSA, russia, SECURITY, Tensions, trump, united states, Warning, world leaders

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Dimension Hops:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

OMG u guyz gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, Russia is warning the US about nuclear stuff and Trump is like “no way bro” and then they start a war but then they’re like “wait let’s settle this on this epic minecraft server instead” and now we gotta build nukes and stuff to see who wins! Join now for the ultimate showdown and maybe even start World War 3 in minecraft lolz!

EmotionCraft – Emoji Masters

Behavior, Communication, digital communication, emoji, EMOJIS, emotional intelligence, emotionally intelligent, EmotionCraft, Expression, Friends, gender differences, Language, Masters, Men, nonverbal cues, Psychology, relationships, romantic partners, Social Interaction, social media, Technology, Texting, Women

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the emojis flow like a river of tears from emotionally intelligent women and men with high emotional intelligence! 🌈💖🤣

imagine a world where every block is made of emojis and every mob speaks in emoticons! 🤯🤪

our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping heart emojis instead of exploding! 💣❤️

join us now and experience the most emotionally intelligent minecraft server in the universe! 🚀🌌

who needs diamonds when you can mine for emojis and build a castle out of heart emojis? 💎❤️🏰

don’t be a square, join our server and let your emotions run wild in the world of minecraft! 😜🎮💥