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DemocracyCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, America First, DemocracyCraft, Donald J Trump, elon musk, God Bless the USA, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, president trump, President Trump Office, Server, TeamTrump, Trump administration, Trump Legacy, trump library, Trump Press Conference, Trump Rally, Trump Remarks, Trump Spox, Trump X Space, Trump2024, TrumpWarRoom, Ultimate

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
New Chunks Explored:	479399	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Donald J. Trump’s rallies? Look no further, because our server is HUUUGE! Join us and build the greatest virtual wall Minecraft has ever seen, and make Minecraft great again, again!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that President Trump himself will be making a special appearance in the game to deliver a press conference on how to mine for diamonds like a boss. Plus, you might even get to team up with Elon Musk for some intergalactic adventures in the Minecraft universe.

So why join our server? Because we believe in winning, in making Minecraft great again, and in building the best virtual economy Asheville, NC has ever seen. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly historic, like a Minecraft server run by the one and only President Donald J. Trump! #BuildThatWall #MineForDiamonds #MAGA2024

Minecraft SMP – VShojo+ Adventures

Adventures, former member discussion., froot, geega, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hime, kson, Kson discussion, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Minecraft, Mouse, smp, vshojo, VShojo Lollipop Edition, VShojo official channels, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to the Lollipop Edition Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can build, mine, and troll your friends to your heart’s content.

Our server is filled with VShojo and vtubers who are always up to some shenanigans. From Froot who will prank you with exploding fruit to GEEGA who will challenge you to a dance-off, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Haruka is known for her epic roller coaster builds that will make you scream with delight, while Hime’s castle is filled with secret passages and treasure chests just waiting to be discovered.

But watch out for Kson, who is always plotting some crazy scheme to take over the server, and Kuro, who will challenge you to a duel with his trusty diamond sword.

So come join us on the Lollipop Edition Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have everyone bowing down to you in awe. See you in the game!

RoomieCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Burnout, Caring, cleaning expectations, Communication, DISHES, egoistic, ex boyfriend, Expectations, ikea showroom, income, Laundry, living together, mental health, mental health struggles, Minecraft, money lending, RoomieCraft, roommate dynamics, roommates, self-care, Server, therapist advice

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1153
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	18

Are you tired of living in a real-life drama filled with passive-aggressive roommates and unrealistic expectations? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your roommate troubles behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without anyone nagging you to clean up after yourself. No more arguments over who didn’t do the dishes or who left their laundry in the dryer for too long. It’s a paradise where you can focus on your own happiness and creativity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a realm where pigs fly and cows dance!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to roommate drama forever. Trust me, your therapist would approve 😉

SisterSass-FreeWedding

artist, decision, DISRESPECTFUL, family, Fiance, finance, hurtful, illustrator, Job, judgmental, love, Marriage, Negativity, overreacting, Rude, sister, SisterSassFreeWedding, special day, Support, Traditional, Wedding

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1236	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Emeralds Found:	3670	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199

Are you tired of dealing with family drama like a soap opera in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all the real-life negativity behind!

On our server, you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from judgmental sisters or disapproving parents. No more snide comments about your fiancé’s job as a freelance illustrator – here, he can be the king of his own artistic kingdom!

And if anyone dares to criticize your choices, you can simply ban them from your virtual wedding extravaganza! Imagine the satisfaction of kicking out your sister for her rude comments – virtually, of course.

So come join us on our server and say “I do” to a drama-free Minecraft wedding experience. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have all the fun and creativity in the virtual world?

CraftyHungarian Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHungarian, crisis management., displaced persons, eastern europe, european union, Eviction, government policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, Hungary, immigration, international relations, legal issues, Minecraft, new law, Refugees, Server, Shelters, social services, Ukraine

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster. you gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can do the cha-cha.

our server is so lit, Hungary is reportedly evicting Ukrainian refugees just to come play with us. like, who needs shelter when you can build a sick castle in Minecraft, amirite?

come join the party, where the only rule is to have a blast. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and unicorns. then maybe stay away.

WarCraftTV – HUR Hackz

cyber attack, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cyber threats, digital disruption, digital warfare, global tensions, HACKING, Hackz, Hur, HUR hacks, information manipulation, information warfare, international conflict, media censorship, media manipulation, online warfare, political tensions, Propaganda, Reality of war, Russian TV channels, WarCraftTV

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE HACKED RUSSIAN TV CHANNELS AND SHOWN THEM THE REALITY OF WAR. WE BLEW THEIR MINDS WITH OUR EPIC MINECRAFT SKILLS AND NOW THEY’RE ALL LIKE “WOW, WE NEED TO JOIN THAT SERVER ASAP!” COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE REVOLUTION, WHERE WE FIGHT WITH PIXELATED SWORDS AND BATTLE CREEPERS LIKE THEY’RE THE RUSSIAN ARMY. TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. #MINECRAFTREVOLUTION #EPICWARFARE #HACKERSFORLIFE 😎🔥🚀

CraftyGunz

Adolescent Suicide, CraftyGunZ, Firearm Purchase Laws, firearms, gun control, Gun Safety, Gun Violence, legal regulations, legislation, mental health, Mental Health Laws, Minimum Age, policy impact, Preventing Tragedies, Prevention, public policy, Public Safety, Suicide prevention, Youth Access to Guns, youth mental health, Youth Suicide

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Players Killed by Monsters:	6608
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a server that’s crazier than a creeper on steroids? Well, lemme tell ya ’bout this epic Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Herobrine is jealous!

First off, we got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at! And get this, every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride into battle! Yeah, you heard me right, DRAGONS!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons filled with treasure, haunted mansions haunted by ghostly villagers, and even a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Pigmen!

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, just know that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels griefers and hackers like they’re nothing but pesky silverfish!

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can be slaying zombies and building epic castles in this insane Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, ARU, BagCraft, blue archive, Bounties, Chesed, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Event, Friends, From Opera 0068 with Love, general, guides, Kayoko, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Moonlight Dream, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Server, ShiroKuro, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Ultimate

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3973	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and crazy challenges that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of creepers start dancing around you like it’s a party! But don’t worry, our server has special events like the Moonlight Dream where you can battle against the Fury of Set in a field with light armor. It’s like a rave, but with more explosions!

And if that’s not enough, we have Total Assault challenges like ShiroKuro where you’ll face insane and tormenting obstacles with yellow damage. It’s like trying to navigate through a maze while being chased by a herd of angry cows!

But wait, there’s more! We have 2x bounties, commissions, and account XP boosts that will have you leveling up faster than you can say “creeper”. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Torahiko’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Admiration, adoration, Adventures, Affection, Boyfriend, Caring, cheerful, Commitment, devotion, Happiness, joy, love, loyalty, Minecraft, partner, Passion, relationship, romance, Significant Other, smp, STRONG, Support, Torahiko, Torahikos

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your own Torahiko! Our server is filled with handsome and charming players just waiting to sweep you off your blocky feet. Who needs diamonds when you have a supportive and loving Minecraft boyfriend by your side?

But be warned, not all relationships on our server are smooth sailing. Rumor has it that there’s a secret love triangle brewing between three players who just can’t seem to figure out who they want to be with. Will they choose love or diamonds? Only time will tell.

So come join us for a chance at finding your Minecraft soulmate or getting caught up in some drama that would make a soap opera jealous. Love is in the air on our server, and you won’t want to miss out on all the romantic shenanigans.

BabyPunisher Minecraft Server

aita, baby, BabyPunisher, Boundaries, Communication, cousins, family, family dynamics, germs, Labrador, Minecraft, moral high ground, Nursery, PARANOIA, parenting, Protect, relationships, Resentment, Server, Siblings, sister, tit for tat, toddlers

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	449	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1738
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server for some family drama and pet rivalry like you’ve never seen before! Are you ready to navigate the complex relationships between siblings, babies, and massive Labradors?

Experience the thrill of trying to schedule family meetups without offending anyone, all while dealing with the drama of who can bring their child or their pet. Will you be able to keep the peace and ensure that the cousins grow up close despite the obstacles in your way?

Join now for a chance to prove your skills in navigating family dynamics and pet preferences in the most outrageous way possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and hilarity? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!