New Minecraft Servers 2025

date night ideas for all ages Minecraft Servers

date night ideas for all ages Minecraft Servers

  • NephewStinksNoMore

    NephewStinksNoMore
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 9769
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

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    Are you tired of being surrounded by stinky players on your Minecraft server? Well, look no further! Join our server and say goodbye to body odor for good!

    We understand the struggles of puberty and body changes, which is why we offer a wide range of virtual deodorants, body washes, and sprays for your character to use. No more worrying about your virtual hygiene, we got you covered!

    Join now and experience the transformation from stinky to stylish in the virtual world. Don’t let body odor hold you back from conquering the Minecraft universe. Say no to stink, say yes to our server!

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  • ChaosCraft 1%

    ChaosCraft 1%
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 5966
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will take your gaming experience to the next level? Look no further than our server, where adding just 1% to anything can cause total chaos!

    Join us and watch as adding 1% more TNT to your explosions turns your peaceful village into a crater-filled wasteland. Or add 1% more creepers to the game and see your friends run for their lives as they’re bombarded by green, hissing monsters.

    But that’s not all – on our server, adding 1% more diamonds to your inventory will actually turn them into explosive diamond blocks that will blow up everything in a 10-block radius. And don’t even get us started on what happens when you add 1% more lava to a volcano… let’s just say things get heated real quick.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly laughing at the chaos unfolding around you, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, even adding just 1% can lead to total madness.

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  • PutinPartyInMexico

    PutinPartyInMexico
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 6762
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Enchantments Applied: 185
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this epic minecraft server where we got mexican officials tryna arrest putin from russia while he’s on vacation in ukraine. like, what even is happening, right? but yo, on this server, we got crazy events like this happenin’ all the time. you never know what’s gonna go down next, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and madness. join us if you wanna experience the most outrageous and unpredictable minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it. let’s get this party started, baby!

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  • CraftyCannaLand: No Rx Stim Boost

    CraftyCannaLand: No Rx Stim Boost
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 7750
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Zombie Dances: 10
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we blaze it up like a recreational cannabis party every day! no need for prescription stimulants cuz we’re too busy building epic castles and mining for diamonds. forget about that controversial link between cannabis and schizophrenia, we’re all about good vibes and pixelated adventures. our state-of-the-art recreational cannabis policies will have you crafting like a pro in no time. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of minecraft!

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  • Funny Fonnexia Network: Now with 1.21 times the craziness!

    Funny Fonnexia Network: Now with 1.21 times the craziness!
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 479
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1415 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Dimension Hops: 11 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Description Information
    Server Name Fonnexia
    Server Location Sweden
    Features
    IP Fonnexia.se
    Discord https://discord.gg/tbTBApJpqd

    FAQ

    1. Can I join the server if I don’t speak Swedish?

    Yes, everyone is welcome to play on our server regardless of language.

    2. How can I create or join a town?

    To create or join a town, you can use the Towny plugin in-game. Simply follow the instructions provided in the plugin menu.

    3. Are there any custom items on the server?

    Yes, we have custom items available for players to use. These items may have unique abilities or attributes.

    4. Can I earn Tokens on the server?

    Yes, you can earn Tokens through various activities on the server such as completing quests, participating in events, or winning competitions.

    5. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players. You can find the rules listed on our Discord server or in-game.

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  • MatzahCraft Minecraft Server

    MatzahCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 8550
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 5936 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 372 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Dimension Hops: 12 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with Jewish Pseudo-Intellectuals trying to brainwash you into communism on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can safely discuss the powerful ideology of national socialism without fear of being silenced by the (((teaching))) types. Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and outrageousness as we navigate through the wacky world of Minecraft with a sprinkle of conspiracy theories and a dash of humor. So come on, join us and let’s show those scheming intellectuals who’s boss in the virtual world!

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  • SMPdown – The Ding Dong Diddly Minecraft SMP

    SMPdown – The Ding Dong Diddly Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 3260
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 41 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 326
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Potions Brewed: 41
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, on a server far, far away, there was a player named Bob. Bob was just minding his own business, tending to his crops, when suddenly a herd of creepers descended upon his farm. But instead of blowing up his precious crops, they started breakdancing and singing “Creeper, aw man!” Bob was so entertained that he decided to join in and soon enough, they formed a creeper dance crew that took the server by storm.

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco club run by none other than a group of dancing skeletons? You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton bust a move to some funky beats.

    So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in all of Minecraft. Who needs sIopdown when you can have a ding dong diddly good time with us?

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  • FloatieGoggleFun Minecraft Server

    FloatieGoggleFun Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 2354
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Falling into the Void: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 56
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws putting floaties and goggles on your daughter every time she goes swimming? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we don’t even allow floaties or goggles in-game because we want you to swim freely like a Minecraft fish!

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through pixelated waters without any safety gear, just like your daughter’s grandparents! Who needs arm floaties when you can have virtual blocks to hold onto? And forget about goggles, the pixelated sun is so bright, you won’t need them anyway!

    So come on over and dive into our server where the only thing floating will be your character in the water, no floaties required! Don’t be an overprotective parent like in the real world, join us and swim dangerously in the world of Minecraft!

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  • Daddy’s Diamond Dating – Minecraft Server

    Daddy’s Diamond Dating – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 6651
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama like a pro! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget about all the awkwardness in real life.

    🌌 Explore our virtual universe and discover the wonders of space just like Kyle and his awesome telescope! Who needs homecoming dances when you can gaze at nebulas and galaxies with your new Minecraft buddies?

    🪐 Don’t worry about creepy dads trying to set you up on dates, here on our server, the only thing you’ll be dating is your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and build incredible structures with your friends.

    🚀 So, if you’re looking for a place to hang out, make new friends, and have a blast without any awkward encounters, then join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s out of this world! 😉 #MinecraftGoals #NoDramaJustBlocks

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  • OldManCraft SMP

    OldManCraft SMP
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 7710
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Crops Grown: 3556
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic mid-life crisis ever! Our server is like a virtual retirement home for gamers, where you can build your dream mansion, drive virtual sports cars, and even have virtual affairs with other players (just kidding… or are we?).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (because why not?), and a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons as the main attractions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Fountain of Youth, where you can reverse the effects of aging and become a Minecraft Benjamin Button.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner senior citizen in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Who says getting older has to be boring?

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