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Desperate Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because on our server, you can date fembots! That’s right, these robotic beauties are programmed to ask you anything and everything under the sun. Want to know the meaning of life? Ask a fembot. Want to know the best way to build a diamond castle? Ask a fembot. The possibilities are endless! Join our server now and get ready for a dating experience like no other. Who needs real relationships when you have fembots at your fingertips?

Lonely Date Minecraft Server

19 year old, Anime, autistic, date, Date Me, DESPERATE, escape hell, Friends, GENERIC, lonely, lonely autistic, lonely male, lonely teenager, Manga, Minecraft, never had a girlfriend, Server, take me, underweight, University, video games, VNs, warehouse job

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of being lonely and desperate for love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that you’ll find your soulmate among our blocky landscapes. Our players are all looking for love, just like you. Join now and find your player 2!

Our server is filled with eligible singles who are just waiting to meet someone like you. Whether you’re into VNs, video games, anime, or manga, you’ll find someone who shares your interests. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who loves you for your unique qualities, like being 5’8 and underweight.

Forget about dating apps and blind dates, join our Minecraft server and let love blossom in the most unexpected place. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of potential partners waiting for you? So what are you waiting for? Escape the hell of loneliness and join us now!

Bloxville – Minecraft Server

asset repository, base64, Bloxville, dethtek.net, Fallout, fallout 1, fallout 2, fallout 3, fallout 4, fallout 76, Fallout General, Minecraft, Modding Guides, MSPaintAdventures, new vegas, ocdonutsteels, Pre-War, protected downloads, rentry.org, resource documentation, Server, Wastelanders

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is like Fallout 4 on steroids! We’ve got resources that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level. Want to build a settlement that rivals Diamond City? We got you covered.

2. Ever wanted to experience the chaos of Fallout 76 in a blocky world? Look no further, because our server has resources that will make your head spin faster than a Deathclaw on Jet.

3. Feeling nostalgic for the good ol’ days of Fallout 1 and 2? We’ve got resources that will transport you back to those classic games, but with a Minecraft twist that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

4. Need some help modding Fallout 3 and New Vegas? Our modding guides are so comprehensive, they make the Brotherhood of Steel look like amateurs.

5. And if you’re into creating your own unique characters, check out our ocdonutsteels section. You’ll find the most ridiculous and hilarious OCs that will make you question your sanity (in a good way).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to use base64 to decode any protected downloads – we like to keep things interesting around here. And don’t forget to check out our OP Pasta for a good laugh before diving into the wasteland. Pre-War thread participants are especially welcome – let’s make Minecraft great again!

One Piece Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Anime, BETRAYAL, Bosses, Conflict, emotional turmoil, family, husband, kill, long tail, loyalty, Lucci, Manga, Minecraft, one piece, Piece, power struggle, Revenge, Secrets, smp, Thriller, whim

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Potions Brewed:	125
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
New Chunks Explored:	606409	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join now and witness Lucci trying to navigate his way through a world where his bosses are out to get his husband. Will he be able to save him in time or will it be game over for their love story? Only one way to find out – join our server and see the chaos unfold! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this craziness? Don’t miss out on the most entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

FriendzCraft Minecraft Server

ambulance, Asshole, baby, brothers, Dark, Friends, FriendzCraft, good boys, Hostage, inner town, INSULTED, Minecraft, mum, out of it, pet names, pub, remote, Server, sister, sober up, suspicious, Water, Worried

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Votes:	1266
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic actions and standing up for what’s right! Join us for epic adventures and crazy encounters like the one our player had in real life.

Imagine stumbling upon a group of sketchy players in the game, trying to drag someone away against their will. But fear not, because on our server, you can be the hero who saves the day! Use your torch to light up the situation and ask the tough questions, just like our player did in this wild story.

And who knows, maybe you’ll have to deal with angry moms and friends who don’t appreciate your heroic efforts. But hey, that’s all part of the fun on our server! So come join us and show off your bravery and quick thinking skills. Who knows what crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next!

NoFugitiveNoFamilyHome

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, consequences, criminal activity, disowned, drug dealer, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Values, fugitive brother in law, moral dilemma, NoFugitiveNoFamilyHome, personal boundaries, personal safety, tough choices, Tough Decisions, tough love, wanted felon

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	370

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the consequences of your actions, just like my wife’s little brother did for 6 years!

We promise insane adventures, like hiding wanted felons and getting disowned by your own family! Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Join now for a wild ride that will make you question your life choices!

Trump’s Brain SMP meltdown – Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Brain, brain melting gibberish, child care, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, communication skills, current events, Journalism, leadership, media coverage, Meltdown, mental health, Minecraft, News, Politics, presidential speeches, public figure, public speaking, reddit, smp, speeches, trump, Trumps, Yesterday

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Villages Defended:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	7305
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Hey gamers of Reddit, ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the leader’s speeches are so nonsensical they make you question reality? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Trump’s brain melting gibberish speeches are just the tip of the iceberg – we also have secret underground tunnels filled with diamond blocks, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up (in a good way, of course). So come on down and join us for some chaotic fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief!

PixelPurseCraft

alternative assets, asset management, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, Digital Currency, digital economy, digital investments, digital ownership, digital tokens, digital transformation, digital wallets, Financial Security, financial technology, Investment, online transactions, PixelPurseCraft, real assets, traditional assets, virtual currency

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of the real world constantly letting you down? Do you wish you could escape to a place where the only limit is your imagination? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, and even ride a unicorn into battle! Who needs real assets when you can have virtual ones that are way cooler?

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to mess with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge brave souls to a duel.

So why settle for the real world when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest fantasies? Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off.

CraftyRapePrankz

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4906	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Ores Mined:	1059
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing getting drugged is your character with potions of swiftness and strength! we promise no one will be drugging you in real life like that crazy husband in the news. we are all about fun and games here, not creepy stuff like that.

our server is a safe haven for all players, where you can build your dream world without any worries. we have epic mini-games, insane challenges, and a community that will have you laughing until you pee your pants (in a good way, of course).

so come on over and join us, where the only thing getting raped is the diamond ore by your pickaxe! trust us, you won’t regret it. just leave the drugging to the witches in the game, not your significant other.

What is the IP for NotYourAverageFlight Minecraft Server?

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	410
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

NotYourAverageFlight is a popular travel and lifestyle vlogger who takes viewers along on his adventures around the world. With a keen eye for discovering hidden gems and unique experiences, he provides an authentic and engaging perspective on travel. Through his videos, NotYourAverageFlight inspires and motivates others to explore new destinations and make the most out of their own travel experiences.

CGCristi

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Multiplayer Economy Quests Minigames Creative mode Redstone Biomes Armor Weapons Villagers Enchanting Farming Building Exploration Dungeons Mods Commands Hardcore mode Adventure mode Stronghold, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9

The server is full of fun! Verified, best administration in this server, and many other cool things! Join now and be in the best respectful server! Tags: Crossplay, Survival mode, Vanilla, Family-friendly, PVP Version: 1.20.4

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Dreamy Mating Minecraft Server

adolescence, catching up, DATING, dreamy, first time, girl, hormones, incel, Insecurities, Masculinity, mating, Minecraft, PRESSING, puberty, pursuing femoids, relationships, Self Discovery, Server, sexual development, social interactions, t levels, testosterone levels, wet dreams

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4696
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	7697	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of being a lonely incel in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can finally live out your wildest fantasies of mating and pressing girls! Our server is so magical that it can even boost your testosterone levels and turn you into a real Chad in no time. Join now before you miss out on your chance to escape inceldom and become a Minecraft player with game!