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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 1704 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2564 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!
Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?