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SisterBlocker Minecraft Server

abandonment, adoption, Blocking, Boundaries, Cultural differences, defending loved ones, family, Gaslighting, Grief, hurtful comments, insensitive, Minecraft, mixed race, nephew, overreacting, parenting, racism, regret, sensitivity, Server, sister, SisterBlocker, Support

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister Beth’s comments? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can build, mine, and explore with a community that’s more supportive than my family!

Just like how I stood up for my nephew Jamie, you’ll find a group of players who will have your back no matter what. And don’t worry, we won’t make any weird comments about your race or family situation – unless it’s in good fun, of course!

So come join us on this server where you can escape the drama and build your own world. Who needs a toxic family when you have a virtual one that’s always there for you? Trust me, it’s way better than dealing with a sister like Beth. See you in the game!

WeirdoCraft – No Kid Zone

aita, Comments.., cross country team, facebook, friendship, jerks, Kid, local pool, Message, moving states, new family, Parent, play date, Polite, touchy, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird, WeirdoCraft, whispering, Zone

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with weird kids like Melanie pushing you into virtual water and comparing people to bugs. Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where the only thing you’ll be whispering under your breath is “this server is awesome!” Don’t be a jerk like the parents on the school district Facebook page – join our server and let the fun begin!

ExSecretsGuru – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, Closure, discovery, Emotional healing, empowerment, ex, ExSecretsGuru, healing, HEARTBREAK, LEAVING, lessons learned, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, new beginnings, past, personal growth, Reflection, relationship, secret, Self Discovery, self-care, smp

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	7400

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as stale as last week’s bread? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to bring your sense of humor and leave your exes at the door.

We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, and a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas. And let’s not forget the real reason you should join – we’ve uncovered a secret that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your ex.

Join us on this hilarious adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

CraftyTravelz

Adventure, best place, bucket list, CraftyTravelz, Destination, Dream destination, Explore, favorite place, memorable trip, must-visit place, SightSeeing, top destination, tourist spot, travel, travel experience, travel goals, travel memories, vacation spot, Visited, Wanderlust

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Enchantments Applied:	63
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Oh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found! It’s like stepping into a magical land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs. The best part? You can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on top of giant spiders. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ChoudaryCraft: Life Sentence Minecraft Server

Anjem Choudary, British, British Muslim leader, ChoudaryCraft, conviction, CounterTerrorism, extremism, Hate Speech, Islam, Islamic preacher, Jailed for life, legal case, Life, Minecraft, prison sentence, radical ideology, Radical preacher, radicalization, Sentence, Server, Terrorism, terrorism charges, uk, uk news, Violent extremism

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	7149	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we got more craziness than anjem choudary on a bender! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the macarena, and diamonds that sing like beyonce! if you join our server, you’ll be as happy as a llama in a field of carrots. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse).

Putin’s Baby Factory

baby, birth rate, cultural values, demographic crisis, FACTORY, family, feminism, fertility rate, Gender Roles, Government, Motherhood, nationalism, nationalism vs feminism, patriotism, Politics, population growth, Propaganda, putin, Putins, russia, Social Issues, society, traditional values

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7922	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Star Shards Collected:	176	Vanishing Items Found:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can have babies for russia and show ur patriotism over feminism!! putin himself is watching and cheering u on as u pop out baby after baby in the virtual world. who needs feminism when u can be a baby-making machine for mother russia?! come join us and let’s make putin proud together!! 🇷🇺👶🎮

OlympicLoserCraft

achievement, athlete, Competition, Dedication, Defeat, determination, Glory, hard work, Honor, inspiration, last place, MEDAL, motivation, OlympicLoserCraft, olympics, Participation, perseverance, pride, sports, success, Victory

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Towns Built:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

join our epic minecraft server where getting last place is the ultimate achievement! you will be praised and worshipped by all for your incredible ability to come in dead last in every competition!

we have a special event where you have to build the ugliest house possible, and the winner gets a prize of… absolutely nothing! because who needs rewards when you can bask in the glory of having the most hideous house in all of minecraft?

our server is also home to the most incompetent mobs you will ever encounter. they will walk into walls, fall off cliffs, and just generally make a fool of themselves. it’s like watching a bunch of toddlers trying to play soccer, except with zombies and creepers.

so come join us on our server where being a total failure is celebrated and embraced. because let’s face it, winning is overrated. it’s all about the journey to the bottom!

EmergencyLanez420

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

so, like, u ever wonder how a minecraft server can actually impact emergency response times? well, let me tell u a lil story about this one server i know. it used to have like, 4 lanes but then they did this crazy thing and turned it into 3 lanes. and u know what? emergency response rates didn’t change at all. like, what even is that? but hey, if u wanna join this server, maybe u can be the one to figure out the mystery of the 4-to-3 lane conversion. who knows, maybe u’ll become a hero or something. so come on, join us and let’s solve this minecraft mystery together!

City Survival: Where You’ll Wish Creepers Were the Only Danger

cave, city, claims protection, CREEPERS, danger, destroyed city, Discord, dynamic, frequent restarts, helper recruitment, Helpers, inactive claims, ip address, ironed out, minimal claims protection, New server, ruins, server suggestions, small map, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, Youll

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Farms Harvested:	222
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Server Overview:

Server Features	Destroyed city setting
Map Size	2.5k distance
Claims Protection	Minimal, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Helpers Needed	Looking for helpers and suggestions
Server Restarts	Frequent restarts as things are ironed out

FAQ

Question	Answer
How big is the map?	The map is 2.5k distance, for more dynamic city gameplay
Is there claims protection?	Minimal claims protection, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Are helpers needed?	Yes, the server is looking for helpers and suggestions
How often are server restarts?	There may be frequent restarts as things are ironed out

HonestCraft Minecraft Server

collab, dehumanizing, Doki, doxxdiscord, Evidences, Filipino, Flag, gotta be honest, Harassment, hololive girls, holos, holostar, HonestCraft, Int, Language, Minecraft, Mint, nousagi, philippinedepressed, Screenshot, SEAnigger, Server, shitpost, Vietnamese, vtubermemes

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	212	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Animals Bred:	138	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with SEA-niggers on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is SEA-nigger free! That’s right, no more dealing with those pesky trolls from the Philippines who ruin the fun for everyone else.

Join our server for a peaceful and troll-free gaming experience. Our community is made up of only the most honorable players who just want to have a good time without being harassed by SEA-niggers.

Plus, we have exclusive collabs with Hololive girls and Holostars that you won’t find anywhere else. Our server is so exclusive, even our football coach wouldn’t dare insult you by calling you a “seanigger.”

So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience. You won’t regret it!