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Crafting Memes: Where Even Minecraft Agrees with Tumblr

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2158	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Void Armor Forged:	29
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Do you ever feel like your Minecraft experience is just missing that extra sprinkle of chaos and hilarity? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your meme-loving, troll-mastering, and derp-tastic needs!

Join us on our server where pigs fly, creepers wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Tuesday at 3pm sharp). Our community is filled with quirky characters who love to pull pranks, build ridiculous structures, and have epic dance parties in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and trade rare items for enchanted cookies. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you read that right, CHEESE!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, once you enter our world, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, our server mascot is a dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Need we say more?

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Lower your tone’ Edition

Communication, compassion, Crafty, Edition, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, grace, growth, humility, Kindness, lower your tone, Maturity, McCraftface, mindfulness, Never forget, patience, Reflection, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, Tone, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, insane, and downright bonkers place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on occasion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava-filled caves and zombie-infested tunnels. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember one thing: never forget the sheer awesomeness that awaits you on our server.

FateCraft – Where your Minecraft world collides with Fate/Grand Order NA General! Join us now!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Potions Brewed:	185
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Chaldea Broadcasting Station? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and wildest stories that will make you question reality itself.

Ever wanted to fight water monsters on a floating island of innocents? Well, now you can in our server! Dive into the Water Monsters Crisis and show those monsters who’s boss.

Summon your favorite characters from Fate/Grand Order Collaboration Event and unleash their powers on your enemies. With our insane summoning rates, you’ll have a team of unstoppable warriors in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden quests, secret loot, and epic battles that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Join now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Laughs: The LOL-tastic Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies. Why? Because on our server, pigs are the ultimate warriors and zombies are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a dance partner.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure chests hidden around the map that are guarded by evil chickens with laser eyes. If you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with diamonds, emeralds, and maybe even a pet dragon (just don’t let it set your house on fire).

So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and planting crops, come join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pig vs zombie dance-off someday!

YuriCraft: Where Minecraft meets anime in the most unexpected ways!

Anime, Authors, Cute girls, Diversity, Entertainment, gender, hetshits, humor, inclusion, JOKE, LGBTQ, love, maleshits, Media, meets, Minecraft, relationships, representation, Sexuality, Stereotypes, Studios, unexpected, Ways, yuri season, YuriCraft

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server of all time! We don’t just build blocks, we build friendships and yuri relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with cute girls, hilarious antics, and maybe even a few male and hetshits thrown in for good measure (but don’t worry, we’ll keep them in line). Our server is so yuri-filled that people are calling it yuri season all year round! So why settle for boring old servers when you can join us for a crazy adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning why yuri is always such a massive joke in the best way possible. Come join us and see what all the hype is about!

BroCraft: Where You Can Complain All You Want and Still Have a Good Time

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Are you tired of the real world where everything is hanging by a thread and nothing is guaranteed? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your house and car will never disappear, no matter how long you’re gone for! Your job on the server will solely depend on how well you mine those diamonds and slay those creepers. And don’t worry about fake friends or girlfriends, because on our server, everyone’s love and friendship is as solid as a block of obsidian. Say goodbye to the uncertainties of the real world and hello to a virtual paradise where everything is as stable as a perfectly crafted redstone contraption. Join us now and escape the chaos of reality!

Creepin’Craft: Anonymous’ Thursday Adventure

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	464
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Do you want to experience a server that is out of this world? Literally! Join our server and you might just have a close encounter of the blocky kind.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a glowing orange object appears in the sky. Next thing you know, you’re transported to a whole new dimension filled with alien mobs and futuristic technology.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mysterious portals that lead to different realms where you can battle dragons, explore ancient ruins, and even ride on the back of a unicorn.

So if you’re ready for an adventure unlike any other, come join us and see what really happened to that player who saw the glowing orange object in the sky. Trust us, it’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

– “Holy Creepers” – “Blocky Temple” – “Redstone Crusade” – “Creeper’s Holy Land” – “Piggy Pilgrimage” – “Diamonds of Zion” – “Holy Waterfalls” – “Jerusalem Crafted”

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	412
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the craziest, most epic server you’ll ever experience – JERUSALEM!

Join us on a wild adventure through the Holy Land, where you can battle creepers in the Wailing Wall, mine for diamonds in the Dead Sea, and build your own epic temple in the heart of the city!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden in the Garden of Gethsemane that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. Will you be the one to discover it?

So why wait? Join JERUSALEM now for the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Peeved Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of wimminz decided to take over our server and pee on all the players. Yes, you read that right. They peed on everyone and turned the whole server into a golden shower extravaganza. But fear not, because we have the best anti-wimminz pee protection in the business!

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging wimminz pee while building the most epic creations you can imagine. Who knows, you might even become the pee dodging champion of the server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the golden showers begin!

Needless Blocks Be Gone

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Spears Created:	29
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Farms Harvested:	755	Dragon Eggs Found:	4107
Dimension Hops:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of sitting through endless filler episodes and stalling tactics in your favorite anime? Do you wish there was a way to watch the show without all the unnecessary fluff? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where every block is essential, every pixel has a purpose, and every creeper explosion is perfectly timed for maximum excitement. We’ve cut out all the filler content and streamlined the gameplay for a rewatch like no other.

Imagine mining for diamonds without having to dig through layers of useless dirt and gravel. Picture building your dream castle without the hassle of gathering materials for hours on end. On our server, everything is fast-paced and action-packed, just like your favorite manga.

So why waste time on other servers when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Come see why our players keep coming back for more – because when it comes to fun and excitement, we don’t mess around. Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!