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Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server

BROWN, Hand, Hindu, India, Indian Immigration, Invaders, lolz, Minecraft, Political, rakesh, Sati, Server, Shit, STOP HINDU INVADERS, tranny, White

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we discuss the most pressing issue of Indian Immigration! Join us and become a part of the chaos as we debate who is truly Indian based on their hand posting abilities. Don’t worry, if you support India but refuse to post your hand, you’ll automatically be deemed Indian with no way out. It’s not because you’re too white or have nothing to prove, it’s just because your name is now officially Rakesh. And if that wasn’t wild enough, get ready for some intense political discussions and maybe even a few trannies thrown in for good measure. Come join us on this rollercoaster of a server, where anything goes and nothing is off limits!

Serious Question: Can You Survive This Minecraft Madness?

employee dissatisfaction, employee guidance, employee supervision, factory hierarchy, factory operations, factory work, ineffective management, laborer supervision, lack of leadership, madness, managerial accountability, managerial incompetence, managerial responsibilities, middle management criticism, middle managers, Minecraft, production oversight, question.., supervisors, SURVIVE, task delegation, training new employees, warehouse management, workplace inefficiency

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5640
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135

Are you tired of middle-managers who do absolutely nothing except sit in their office and chat with their buddies? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server where middle-managers actually DO stuff, like guiding players on their tasks, training newbies, and making sure everyone is on the right track.

Forget about lazy managers who don’t do anything productive, our middle-managers will make sure you’re always producing the correct blocks, not sleeping on the job, and running the right stuff. Plus, they’ll actually come check on you in the warehouse instead of hiding in their office all day!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server where middle-managers are actually useful and not just useless NPCs, join us now and experience the most efficient and hilarious management team in the game. Who knows, you might even get promoted to middle-manager yourself and show them how it’s really done!

Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex

1. Know the difference, Awareness, Clarity, cognition, comprehension, Crafty, creeper, Difference, differentiate, Discernment, discrimination, distinction, DISTINGUISH, education, Expertise, Insight, intelligence, Interpretation, knowledge, learning, Perception, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ores Mined:	7450	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

american history, civil war, confederates, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, Crafty, democrats, Democrats vs Confederates, flag controversy, flag symbolism, flies CSA flag, History, Interpretation, Minecraft, partisan politics, party affiliation, Political, political beliefs, political commentary, rule, Southern Democrats, Southern heritage, Symbolism, world

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself!

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

Access, anticipation, Crafty, Demand, desire, entrance, entry, EXCITEMENT, exclamation, in, Let, lolz, long trail tags, me, Permission, PLEA, Request, Server, tags, Urgency, welcome

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	9172
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	107
Zombie Dances:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

Adventure, Apocalypse, apocalypse on our terms, apocalyptic vision, armageddon, cataclysm, Crafty, Destruction, Doomsday, End of the World, end times, Extinction, final days, global catastrophe, Humanity, Land, LOLtastic, McLaughingtons, orchestrated, orchestrated destruction, Plan, Proposal, proposed apocalypse, terms, world’s end

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3467
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Love Letters Sent:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!

Blocky Blunders: ‘not my problem’ Minecraft Madness

Apathy, avoidance, blocky, Blunders, denial, long trail tags: indifference, madness, Minecraft, not my problem, Problem, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	851	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Love Letters Sent:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. Little did they know, that llama came to life and started wreaking havoc on the entire server, spitting out fireballs and causing chaos wherever it went. But hey, who doesn’t love a little excitement?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens armed with swords and shields. If you can defeat them and claim the loot, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the Rainbow Sheep and it shall be yours.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just remember, whatever happens on the server, it’s not my problem!

CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! 💎💪

CraftyCare, diamonds, Family Support, Gratitude, haircare, personal growth, self care community, self care goals, self care habits, self care inspiration, self care journey, self care mindset, self care motivation, self care products, self care rituals, self care tips, self improvement, self love, self-care, self-care routine, sisterly love., skincare, Time, work

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Buildings Constructed:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	107	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Void Gems Collected:	32	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Join our Minecraft server and level up your self-care game like never before! Our virtual spa area is stocked with the most luxurious hair and skincare products, courtesy of our generous sister NPC. Lather up with diamond-infused shampoo, exfoliate with emerald face masks, and relax in our obsidian hot tub. Your Minecraft character will be glowing with gratitude, just like you’ll be glowing with love for your sister (even if she’s just a computer program). So come join us and pamper yourself silly, because self-care is the best care!

PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

Afford, AMBITION, aspiration, Buy, Dedication, determination, diamonds, Dig, dog, dream, Effort, everyday, financial struggle, Goal, grind, hard work, hustle, motivation, perseverance, PuppyCraft, submarine, success, work, work ethic

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7092
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Buildings Constructed:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74

Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!

Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, Curious, destiny, ended up, fate, gtYup, humor, introspection, Journey, life events, life experiences, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, relatable, Self Discovery, Server, Situation, Story, storytelling, that’s me, Twist of fate, unexpected, wondering, Yup

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).