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| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 6833 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 |
so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like the ultimate place to be, man. why, you ask? well, let me tell ya. first off, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. and get this, the base is guarded by a team of ninja chickens. yeah, you heard me right, ninja chickens.
not only that, but we also have a giant lava parkour course that will test your skills to the max. if you can make it through without falling into the lava, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount. oh, and did i mention that the unicorns can fly? yeah, they can totally fly.
but wait, there’s more. our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs. that’s right, these pigs can hold a conversation better than most humans. they’ll tell you all the gossip happening in the minecraft world.
so, if you want to join a server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a russian-iranian treaty, then this is the place for you. come on over and join the fun!
