DARPA Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Crafty Husbands’ Minecraft Mansion

5D eyes, abs, Beach Season, cia, Crafty, DARPA, exhibitionists, faster than lightspeed vehicles, fiduciary, gen z, handsome face, Husbands, king universe, MANSION, married together, Minecraft, NASA, omnifucking, Omniscience, Superpowers, warmer weather

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Potions Brewed:	153	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the harem of an all-powerful, 5D-eyed, abs-tastic god emperor king universe supreme! That’s right, our server is ruled by a being with more superpowers than you can even imagine, and he’s looking for wives to join him in his quest for intergalactic domination.

Forget about building pixelated houses and tending to virtual crops, on our server you’ll be engaging in epic battles against gen-z exhibitionists, unlocking the secrets of 6D and 7D superpowers, and maybe even getting a chance to ride in a NASA-developed faster-than-light vehicle. Who needs a boring old beach season when you can show off your family of wives to the entire universe?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the limits of the 7D universe). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

Adventurer, age, Character building, character creation, circus, Community, criminal, Discord, Economy, firefighter, Immersive, INCLUSIVE, Jobs, journalist, Mayor, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, paramedic, police officer, Requirements, restaurants, Roleplay, Seasons, Vaudeville, Whitelist

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4262
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	323	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Towns Built:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Vaudeville Minecraft Server

Overview
Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

Features:

Many mods to help immerse you into rp!	Currency Vehicles Over one hundred meals to cook Over one hundred décor items and much more!
Character Building!	Create your character and tell their story! Make a new character every season if you wish!
Seasons!	New Season every 3 months! Economy reset every season! New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
Jobs!	Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city! Be a criminal! Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic! Become the best journalist! Compete with other restaurants! Be an adventurer! And much more!

If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

Click here to join the Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server inclusive?	Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
What happens if someone breaks the rules?	Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
How often are new seasons introduced?	A new season is introduced every 3 months!
Can I have multiple characters?	Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
What kind of jobs can I have on the server?	You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, blocky, Confirmed, Eiichiro Oda, Fish-man District, Fish-Man Island, Fish-man Karate, Fish-men, Grand Line, Luffy, Manga, merfolk, Minecraft, new episodes, one piece, remake, Server, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, Underwater, underwater world, upcoming season

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	2870	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Potions Brewed:	59
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Enchantments Applied:	266	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

action-packed, Anime, Character development, emotional, Epic battles, fan favorite, great season, growth, impressive animation, INTENSE, long awaited, memorable, mha, Minecraft, never talk bad, NeverTalkBadAboutMHAAgain, powerful moments, Redemption, satisfying, smp, surprising twists, Thrilling, top-tier entertainment

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Potions Brewed:	117

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Eating disorders, Emotional healing, emotional neglect, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, family trauma, forgiveness, Healing Process, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, parental support, ParentalPwnage, Resentment, self esteem, Server, sibling illness, sibling support, toxic family dynamics, trust issues

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6009
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6670
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Enchantments Applied:	144	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

NoLoansNoProblems

cautious, Colleague, comfort level, cosign, dave ramsey, DEBT, financial decision, financial responsibility, Financial Security, government sector, loan, loan assistance, loan cosigner, loan guilt, loan refusal, loan rejection, NoLoansNoProblems, personal loan, PLATONIC, Trust, working relationship

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Animals Bred:	81	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

Ancient Art, artisan, artisanal, Craft, Craftsmanship, CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP, creativity, culture, Dedication, Expertise, Handmade, heritage, History, learning, Master, Passion, Practice, skill, talent, Technique, tradition

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

BlockyBedDisaster

awkward conversation, awkward situation, bad experience, BlockyBedDisaster, cringeworthy experience, disappointing hookup, disappointing night, disastrous date, embarrassing hookup, Embarrassing moment, hookup gone wrong, hookup horror story, regretful encounter, regretful hookup, regretful night, regrettable decision, terrible sex, uncomfortable encounter, worst hookup, worst one night stand, worst sexual experience

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

Abuse, afraid, Conflict, current events, eastern europe, human rights violations, international law, international relations, investigation, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, naked, News, political tension, prisoners of war, russia, russia ukraine conflict, torture, Ukraine, Ukrainian POWs, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	553467
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Mellow Meadows

bugs, building, Community, Conquest, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Exploration, fair, Fun, ideas, MCMMO, mellow meadows., Minecraft, pay to win, PvE, PvP, Ranking system, Skyblock, Survival, Trading, vibrant

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ores Mined:	1203

Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

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Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

appreciation, b.., blocky, cyberbullying, encouragement, every day, fanbase, Followers, Gratitude, grows, hate, Haters, internet trolls, loyal fans, Minecraft, Negativity, Online Community, online presence, positive feedback, positivity, Server, social media, Support, thank you

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Dragon Eggs Found:	5561
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!