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CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

Assassination, Conflict, controversy, CraftyBibisBoomTime, Diplomacy, elections, Government, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Nasrallah, Netanyahu, Politics, Polls, popularity surge, prime minister, public opinion, SECURITY, Support

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Zero Infinity Craft

closer to infinity, closer to zero, Craft, infinite values, Infinity, mathematical concepts, mathematical principles, mathematical properties, mathematical theory, Mathematics, number, numerical analysis, numerical comparisons, numerical distance, numerical proximity, numerical relationships, numerical values, Zero, zero point, zero vs infinity

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Air Block Brainiacs

Air, air contaminants, air pollution, air quality, BLOCK, brain development, brain health, Brainiacs, childhood exposure, children’s health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, environmental hazards, environmental toxins, long-term effects, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, pollution exposure, public health, respiratory system

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Enlightened Minecraft Server

acceptance, bald, Breakup, Buddhism, Clarity, crow, Depressed, dream, Emotional healing, Enlightened, enlightenment, ex girlfriend, insomnia, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, self-care, Server, sunset, Theme Park, Therapy

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

animated women, Anime, anime characters, anime heroines, Anime Series, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female fighters, female leads, female powerhouses, Female Protagonists, Female Role Models, female strength, female warriors, fictional characters, fictional women, Minecraft, powerful women, Queen, smp, strong females, strongest female

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Love Letters Sent:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

FormDenial Minecraft Server

clipboard, denying, Duplicates, form, FormDenial, ID number, last four digits, library, Minecraft, name and address, outreach group, Personal Info, personal information, reasonable stance, registration, scam, Server, studying, suspicious, UNCOMFORTABLE, update, voter registration form, weird

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Votes:	8431	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

#classified information, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover-up exposed, Deception, government cover-up, government deception, government lies, government manipulation, government transparency, GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, investigative journalism, national security, political cover-up, political secrets, scandal, suppressed information, truth revealed, Whistleblower

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, Assassination, Attack, Conflict, extremist, gunmen, iran, Iranian Revolution, kill, local chief, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Paramilitary, political violence, revolutionary guard, RevolutionCraft, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Unrest, violence, violence in Iran

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!