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BackstabbingCraft Minecraft Server

ass, Backstabbing, BackstabbingCraft, BETRAYAL, Campaign, DAGGERS, Democrat, democrats, election, funny, humor, Joe, joe biden, Kissing, loyalty, Minecraft, Politics, reconciliation, Server, Support, Unity, Victory, winning

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Tired of all the political drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only backstabbing you’ll see is when someone steals your diamonds! Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a land where Joe is the ultimate ruler and everyone has to kiss his blocky behind. Join now for a chance to see Democrats and Republicans working together to build the craziest pixelated world you’ve ever seen! Who needs politics when you have creepers and zombies to worry about?

SpaniCraft Server

Competition, controversy, decision, football, Foul, Game, immediate penalty, la liga, match, officiating, penalty kick, Players, Referees, review, rules, Server, spain, SpaniCraft, sports, Teams, VAR check, video assistant referee

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have more drama than a Spanish soccer match – and that’s saying something!

Join us and experience the thrill of immediate penalties for the most ridiculous reasons. Did your cow accidentally step on a pressure plate? Penalty! Did your friend accidentally hit you with a snowball? Penalty! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.

So come on over and join the chaos. Who needs VAR when you’ve got us?

FosterCraft Minecraft Server

Childhood, Communication, Disappointment, emotions, family dynamics, foster children, FosterCraft, Grandparents, grudge, Help, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, MONEY, neglect, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Sacrifices, Server, Support, Trade, union, upbringing

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	42	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of being ignored and overshadowed by foster kids on your Minecraft server? Well, look no further! Join our server where you’ll be the star of the show and get all the attention you deserve!

Just like how the grandparents took OP out for fun adventures, you’ll be taken on epic quests and adventures in our Minecraft world. Say goodbye to being left out and hello to being the VIP player!

Don’t let your parents guilt trip you into giving them all your hard-earned diamonds. On our server, you get to keep all your loot and riches for yourself. No more sharing with unwanted siblings or foster kids!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can be the main character of your own story, without any distractions or unwanted guests. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft universe and show everyone who’s boss!

MineCraftShrinkSaysLol

Breakthrough, Coping skills, emotional well being, empowerment, healing, inner peace, life changing, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, MineCraftShrinkSaysLol, overcoming challenges, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Therapist, Therapy, transformation

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	147
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8106
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Potions Brewed:	182

Are you tired of boring therapy sessions that just make you more stressed? Well, join our Minecraft server and let your therapist be a creeper! That’s right, blow up all your problems with some TNT and watch them disappear in a cloud of pixels. Our virtual world is the perfect place to unleash your inner rage and build a new, stress-free life. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a certified therapist in the world of Minecraft, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to your real-life problems and hello to a blocky paradise on our server!

PolishCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, $2 billion, Announces, arms deal, Deal, Defense, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, loan agreement, military aid, military loan, Minecraft, nato, pentagon, Poland, PolishCraft, second, SECURITY, Server, united states, US, Warsaw

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1331
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

OMG GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LIT AF! LIKE, YOU NEED TO JOIN BECAUSE WE JUST GOT A $2 BILLION MILITARY LOAN DEAL FROM THE US FOR POLAND! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, WE’RE SO BADASS THAT EVEN THE US WANTS TO BE OUR BFFS!

SO, LIKE, IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF A SERVER THAT’S SO COOL THAT EVEN COUNTRIES ARE THROWING MONEY AT US, THEN JOIN NOW! WE’VE GOT EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY BUILDS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S AS WILD AS A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MOST BADASS MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S SHOW THE WORLD THAT WE’RE THE BEST BY BLOWING UP CREEPERS AND BUILDING THE MOST INSANE STRUCTURES EVER! YOLO, AMIRITE?

PhoneGainzMC

#workout, ARMS, burden, carrying, Communication, device, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, heavy, lifting, mobile, Muscle, PhoneGainzMC, PHONES, Physical, Strain, strength, Technology, weight

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Farms Harvested:	958
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

so, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers doin’ da macarena, and villagers sellin’ diamond armor for dirt cheap.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cheese. they built a castle outta cheddar and ruled over all the cows with an iron fist.

another player tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the cha-cha slide whenever someone entered their territory. it was both adorable and slightly terrifying.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. literally.

so come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll get into next!

GutCraft: The Cardiovascular Parasite

body fat, cardiovascular, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, digestive system, gut bacteria, gut Blastocystis, gut flora, gut health, Gut microbiota, GutCraft, harmless organism, health analysis, human health, Medical research, Microbiome, PARASITE, research study, scientific findings, single-celled organism, weight loss

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Yo, so like, this server be poppin’ off like a bottle of soda that’s been shakin’ up real good! We got gut Blastocystis up in here, and let me tell ya, it ain’t no ordinary parasite, it’s like a little homie chillin’ in your digestive system, keepin’ things in check.

Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.

So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!

Join our ‘totally not a cult’ Minecraft server! Vanilla, PVP, no white lists here! 1.21 update included

Cult, Discord Playercount Simple Friends Joining Destroy Server Possibilities Group Whitelisted Large Finding Choice Create Limited SMP Good Limitless Vanilla-friendly Planning, Included, Join, lists, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, Totally, update, Vanilla, White

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Emeralds Found:	4227	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	If you are looking for a Minecraft Server that is vanilla-friendly, then this might be a good choice for you! This SMP provides you limitless possibilities, you can either create or destroy, it’s all your choice. We also don’t have a large playercount and are not planning to be a big server. We are just some small group of friends finding players for a simple SMP.
Join our Discord server	Discord: https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without Discord?	Unfortunately, joining our Discord server is a requirement to join the Minecraft server. This is for communication and community building purposes.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. We promote a friendly and cooperative environment for all players.

CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer

4koma, Balancing, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer, Events, Friends, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Holding the Bag, Joint Firing Drill, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, LIMITED, Manga, New Year, News, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Say-Bing!, Schale’s Books, ShiroKuro, Shooting, shorts, Side Content, student council, swimsuit, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, Urban, useful links, Welfare

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, wacky content, and mind-blowing banners that will make your head spin!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts dancing the Macarena! That’s just a taste of the madness you’ll experience on our server. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is so epic that even the creepers have started wearing swimsuits! That’s right, you’ll be dodging exploding creepers in speedos while trying to build your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Total Assault: Binah, where you’ll face off against insane challenges and torment with yellow damage. And let’s not forget about the Joint Firing Drill, where you’ll be escorting the most fabulous mobs you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly!

CZ Countdown Minecraft Server

84 days, bear market, Club Fed, countdown, Crypto, cz, gamblers, Implications, inherit the earth, LUNC, Minecraft, Moon, Relief, Server, shitcoin

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ores Mined:	2807
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Buildings Constructed:	41	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so wild, even the release of a chink from Club Fed couldn’t compare? With only 84 days until our favorite chink is set free, the implications for our server are out of this world! Will his release kickstart a bear market in our virtual world? Will he moon LUNC and make us all rich beyond our wildest dreams? Will the shitcoin gamblers on our server inherit the pixelated earth? Join us and find out, because anything can happen in this crazy Minecraft world!