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SeatCraft Minecraft Server

Anon, Conversation, coping, counseling, emotions, Empathy, guidance, healing, Listening, mental health, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, negative feelings, positivity, SeatCraft, self-care, Server, Support, Talking, Therapy, Understanding, welcome, wellbeing

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Welcome, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Have a seat and let’s chat about all those negative feelings you’ve been having lately. But fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a stroll through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing creepers. Or why not relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… we think).

But wait, there’s more! Join our exclusive club of players who have mastered the art of building upside-down houses. Trust us, it’s a real game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine hidden beneath the spawn point. Happy crafting!

Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General

alpha calculator, benchmarks, Censorship, chatbot arena, DataGemma, Development, general, Glossary, inference engines, japanese, Llama, LMG, local ], local language models, machine learning, Minecraft, Mistral, models, news archive, programming, Qwen, sampler visualizer, smp, text generation UI, VRAM calculator

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Emeralds Found:	2529	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and wild Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to the discussion and development of local language models, but don’t let that fool you, things get absolutely bonkers here.

Forget about building epic castles or mining for diamonds, on /lmg/ you’ll be training Qwen 2.5 on an 18 trillion token dataset while riding a llama that’s been quantized to b1.58 through finetuning. And let’s not forget about Mistral releasing a new 22B model with 128k context and function calling – it’s like trying to navigate a maze while juggling flaming potatoes.

But that’s not all, we’ve got DataGemma with DataCommons retrieval that will have you scratching your head in confusion and laughing uncontrollably at the same time. And if you think you can handle the madness, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena where AI’s battle it out, or the Censorbench where things get so censored, you’ll question reality itself.

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey of insanity and chaos, join /lmg/ today and see if you can survive the madness of local language models in Minecraft!

DataMinedCraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

lol come join our minecraft server where the only language allowed is LOLspeak! we shut down project analyzing human language cuz generative ai has polluted the data, but now we have a new home in minecraft! build, mine, and chat in LOLspeak for the ultimate meme-tastic experience! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, memes, and chaotic fun! who needs proper language when you can just LOL all day long? come join us and let the LOLspeak take over your brain!

AbnormalMC

LifeSteal, Parkour, Survival PVP Creative Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Factions Economy Towny Quests Dungeons Pixelmon Hardcore Modded Vanilla Bedwars Prison Parkour Skywars Build Battle

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Votes:	5138
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ores Mined:	2832

Welcome to the ABnormalMC this server this full of fun. This server is Based on Lifesteal the player can join from Creaked and premium in server there is ranks and creates and more!!

play.abnormalmc.fun:26399

The Banana Network: Where monkeys code on Minecraft…with bananas!

100+ Origins, armourer’s workshop, banana, Bananas, butchery, chisel & bits, cluttered, Code, Create addons, Customizable Player Models, Farmer’s Delight + addons, HANDCRAFTED, Join our Discord Server, Let’s Do mods, Macaw’s mods, Massive Dungeons, minecraft with, modpack link, monkeys, Network, plenty more decor and block options, smp, the aether, the bumblezone

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Secret Passages Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Farms Harvested:	160

The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Features
100+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Armourer’s Workshop
Customizable Player Models
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Let’s Do mods
Butchery
Chisel & Bits
Macaw’s Mods
Handcrafted
Cluttered
Plenty more decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Modpack Link

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply launch Minecraft, select multiplayer, and add the server IP:
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to promote a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Of course! The more the merrier. Encourage your friends to join our community and have fun together.
Are there any donation options available?	Yes, we have donation options to support server maintenance and development. You can find more information on our website or Discord server.

Decade Minecraft Server

10 years later, Bombing, Boston Marathon, CONVICTED, convicted felon, criminal, death row, Decade, domestic terrorism, Forgotten, INSANE, Justice, Minecraft, perpetrator, Prison, punishment, regretful, regrets, remorse, remorseful, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	932	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	38	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Zombie Dances:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Love Letters Sent:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even forgotten criminals are playing on it! Join us and you might just run into a notorious bomber who is now a Minecraft pro. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some hidden secrets while building your dream world. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now!

Curious Minecraft SMP Buddy

buddy, college, Communication, Community, Curious, digital communication, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, Experience, Friends, Group Chats, interactions, Messaging, Minecraft, networking, ONLINE, Opinions, Participation, relationships, sharing, smp, socializing, Technology, virtual

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t forget about our weekly llama races where the stakes are high and the llamas are faster than lightning!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and a giant statue of a potato that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So, come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun! Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into next? Just remember, the first rule of our server is to never take anything too seriously, especially creepers wearing top hats.

CreeperConvo: “Is butter a carb?”

absurd statements, asinine comments, brainless remarks, BUTTER, carb, CreeperConvo, dumb comments, foolish remarks, foolish talk, idiotic quotes, ignorant comments, laughable conversations, ludicrous remarks, mindless babble, moronic statements, nonsensical blabber, nonsensical conversations, ridiculous quotes, ridiculous statements, senseless chatter, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent remarks

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2735
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of hearing dumb stuff in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that automatically turns boring conversations into epic rap battles. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll gain the power to make anyone say the dumbest thing you can think of. So come join us and let the stupidity begin!

HezboOMG: Top Commander Down!

Assassination, Attack, Beirut, Commander, Conflict, hezbollah, HezboOMG, international relations, Israeli, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, Tension, Terrorism, Top, violence, War

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5013	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Zombie Dances:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than a Hezbollah commander in Beirut, just kidding, but seriously, our server is lit AF. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging Israeli strikes while building your dream castle. Who needs peace when you can have epic battles and insane adventures on our server? Come join the chaos and let’s blow stuff up together!

Robots Eye Contact Fun

Artificial Intelligence, child development, cognitive development., Communication, Contact, developmental psychology, emotional responses, Empathy, Eye, eye contact, facial expressions, Fun, human interaction, human-like responses, human-robot interaction, INFANTS, machine learning, nonverbal communication, robotics, Robots, social cues, Social Skills, Technology

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. like, imagine if robots had eyes that could, like, make babies react like humans. that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on this server, man. it’s like, a whole new level of minecraft, where the robots are watching you and the babies are, like, totally into it. come join us for a wild ride of robot eye contact and baby reactions. it’s gonna be epic, dude.