Minecraft SMP: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE! – The Woolly Warrior

antihero, BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE, BANE, Batman, Christopher Nolan, dark knight, dc comics, determination, fear, gotham city, Justice, long tail tag, masked man, mastermind, Minecraft, nemesis, Revenge, ruthless, smp, strength, SuperHero, Tom Hardy, Villain, warrior, woolly

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8964
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6165	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Votes:	1173	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the BAAAAAAANE of existence! Join us and witness the chaos as our players ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as their loyal pets.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a utopia for llamas. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with enchanted golden carrots. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!

GF & Friends: Storm Out Zone

Angry, Boundaries, Communication, Controlling, criticism, discussion, Friends, Girlfriend, inappropriate, Invasion, judgment, love, overreacting, Personal, privacy, relationship, Respect, Storm, storming out, UNCOMFORTABLE, Zone

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Buildings Constructed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal boundaries are always respected…unless you’re a creeper trying to blow up our builds! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Once, a player built a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks, only to have it come to life and start dancing the Macarena. Another time, a group of players formed a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest item in the game: the elusive “Chicken Nugget Sword.”

But beware, we’ve had players who tried to invade our server with armies of zombie pigs riding on giant chickens. Needless to say, they were swiftly defeated by our fearless moderators armed with enchanted diamond swords.

So come join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft server!

NoKidsNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoKidsNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have diamonds?” Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you won’t have to worry about pesky kids asking for handouts! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero child support payments! Plus, who needs kids when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? So come join us and say goodbye to parenting woes – and hello to unlimited diamond mining!

HateCraft Schoolyard

Accountability, administration, bullying, Communication, curriculum, Disappointment, discipline, dissatisfaction, education, Frustration, hate, HateCraft, Improvement, Incompetence, learning environment, long tail tag, policies, School, Schoolyard, Students, teachers, wrongdoing

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Emeralds Found:	1914
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Tired of boring old school? Come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel and blow up virtual classrooms instead! Our server is filled with crazy adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil math equations and mining for diamonds while dodging angry teachers. Plus, our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will make you laugh until you cry. Say goodbye to boring textbooks and hello to the most epic school experience of your life!

UkraineCraft Server: Attack from Canada

aggression, Attack, Border dispute, Canada, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Military Action, nato, peacekeeping efforts, political tension, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, weapons

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1933
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	167	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can fire our weapons during attack inside russia, says canada! why? because our server is so intense, even countries are getting involved! imagine battling it out in a virtual world while real-world politics play out in the background. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a visit from a world leader while you’re building your epic castle or mining for diamonds. come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

CannaCraftFunLand

Alternative Medicine, Cannabis, CannaCraftFunLand, Chronic pain, Drugs, eastern europe, enters into force, Government, Healthcare, law, legalization, legislation, Marijuana, medical cannabis, Patients, pharmaceuticals, policy, Prescription, regulations, Treatment, Ukraine

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magic Items Found:	3752
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than ukraine legalizing medical weed! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers dancing to dubstep. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you). come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft server ever!

QuasarCraft: Galaxy Shutdown

16 million light-years, astronomical discovery, Astronomical Observations, Astronomy, Astrophysics, black hole, celestial bodies, cosmic distances, cosmic events, cosmic phenomenon, cosmic radiation, distant quasar, galactic evolution, Galaxy, galaxy formation, interstellar space, QuasarCraft, Shut down, Shutdown, space exploration, Star Formation, Universe, vicinity

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4119
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Farms Harvested:	900
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where a distant quasar be like, “Nah, no more galaxy formation within 16 million light-years of me, bro.” Like, that’s some next level cosmic power right there. Join our server and witness the epic battle between quasars and galaxies, it’s like Avengers but in Minecraft. Plus, we got flying pigs and talking llamas, ain’t no other server got that! So come on over and be part of the craziest universe in Minecraft history, where quasars rule and galaxies drool.

Server26: Where crafting skills are older than most of the players combined!

Chest Shops, combined, Community, Crafting, CREEPERS, diamonds, ELYTRA, Enderdragon, germany, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron nuggets, MEGABASES, NVMe SSD, Older, Paper Server, Player Trading, Players, Server26, silent mobs, Skills, smp, Vanilla, villager trades

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8315
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server URL	play.server26.net
Map	map.server26.net
Discord	server26.net/discord

Features:

No Warps, No /tpa, No /sethome
No (Mojang) chat reports
No McMMO or donation perks
The world will never reset
Land claiming
Player trading via signs
20% of players need to sleep to skip the night
All made in survival, including spawn area, etc
Lots of public farms

Community:

Laid back rules, a close-knit community, events from time to time, and always something to help with. Staff and players available for assistance.

Gameplay:

Vanilla-style gameplay with emphasis on long-term projects, megabases, and no map resets. Focus on infrastructure and community builds.

Specs & Plugins:

Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD. Paper server with plugins like GriefPrevention for land claiming and chest shop plugin for trading.

FAQ:

Q: Is the server suitable for players under 18?: A: The server requires players to be 18 or older.
Q: Are there any in-game benefits for donations?: A: No, there are no donation perks on this server.
Q: Are there any restrictions on building and claiming land?: A: Players can claim land using GriefPrevention and expand their claimblocks during gameplay.
Q: What is the server’s policy on griefing and cheating?: A: The server has strict rules against griefing and cheating. Please refer to the server rules for more information.
Q: How often does the server update to the latest Minecraft version?: A: The server updates to every major release eventually, but may not always run the latest version.

ShibaCraft Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Comic, dumping, FANTASY, graphic novel, Hero, japanese manga, Manga, manga artist, Minecraft, New Release, OneShot, raws, Save The World, Server, ShibaCraft, Shibata Kouhei, Supernatural, The reason I save the world, world-saving, yuri genre, Yuri Hime

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only way to save the world is by building the most epic structures and battling monsters with your trusty diamond pickaxe.

But beware, there’s a twist – every time you save the world, a new oneshot manga is released featuring your Minecraft character as the hero! Who knew that mining and crafting could lead to fame and glory in the literary world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become the ultimate hero in “The reason I save the world” – coming soon to a Minecraft server near you!

SMPretentiousCraft – The Most Pretentious Minecraft SMP

Affected, affectedness, all time, artsy, BIAS, critical analysis, disagree, elitist, grandiose, highbrow entertainment, intellectual, Minecraft, Most pretentious series, ostentatious, Overrated, pretentious, pretentious TV series, self-important, smp, SMPretentiousCraft, snobbish, SOPHISTICATED, tv show

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Welcome to the most ridiculously over-the-top Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to fill out an application to join.

If you’re not on this server, you might as well be playing with dirt blocks in single player mode. We have the most epic builds, the most intense PvP battles, and the most drama-filled chat you’ll ever experience.

Join us if you want to witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton, or see a group of villagers start a protest over their working conditions. We have so many inside jokes, even the chickens are laughing.

But be warned, if you dare to disagree with our greatness, you will be banished to the Nether realm, where you’ll have to survive on nothing but rotten flesh and magma cubes. So come join us, if you think you can handle the insanity.

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