Join us and experience the freedom to build and explore without someone constantly looking over your shoulder. No more texts from admins asking where you are or what you’re doing – on our server, you can fly under the radar and just enjoy the game.
Just like the OP’s mom showing up unannounced to help with DIY projects, our server is full of surprises. You never know what crazy events or challenges you might encounter while playing. It’s like a rollercoaster ride of excitement and unpredictability!
So, say goodbye to the overbearing servers that make you feel like a child, and join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boundaries when you can have endless fun and laughter instead?
So, like, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because they have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, like seriously, they make the Taj Mahal look like a dirt hut. And the players on the server are like, total legends, they’ve slayed more Ender Dragons than you’ve had hot dinners, I swear! Plus, there’s this one guy who once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, like what even is that?!
But wait, there’s more! If you join this Minecraft SMP, you’ll get to participate in the most epic PvP battles this side of the Nether. Like, you’ll be fighting off hordes of zombies and skeletons like it’s nobody’s business, and you’ll be doing it all while riding on the back of a llama wearing diamond armor. I mean, come on, how can you resist that kind of epicness?!
So, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server of all time, then you better hop on board before the Ender Dragon eats all the cake. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
But that’s not all, oh no. We also have a magical unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to anyone who can catch it. Want infinite diamonds? Done. Want to fly like a bird? You got it. Want a sandwich that never runs out of peanut butter? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, it’s worth a shot!
And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that deep within the mines lies a chest filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the path to the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. A giant chicken. With. Laser. Eyes.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your username is how you’d die…unless you can outsmart that laser-eyed chicken, of course. Good luck!
| About Us |
|---|
| While marked as semi-vanilla, the actual experience is identically vanilla. We just use a few plugins to prevent grief, hook into discord, have a web map, etc. |
| Whitelisted server that ensures everyone you’ll meet is friendly and accepting. |
| LGBTQ+ Friendly and emphasizes inclusivity. |
| 16+ Dedicated Players with various activity and skill levels. |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| (opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod | Uses Plasmo Voice for proximity chat. |
| Armor Stand Tools | Allows for various customization options for armor stands. |
| Discord > server chat | Enables communication between Discord and server chat. |
| Web based world map | High-quality map with multiple perspectives. |
| Gradual world border expansion | Keeps the gameplay fresh by expanding the world border. |
| Grief prevention | Systems in-place to detect and revert grief seamlessly. |
| Adult staff team | Experienced staff without power complexes. |
| Opt-in only PVP | Players can choose to participate in PVP. |
| Decorative player heads | Allows for decorative player heads in the game. |
| Decisions made by community vote | Community-driven decision-making process. |
| Sleep skip | Feature to skip the night by majority sleep. |
A: Head to smp.me to apply!
A: Yes, the server experience is practically vanilla with a few additional plugins for enhancements.
A: The server is for players aged 16 and above due to the community’s direction and activities.
A: Proximity chat, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web world map, world border expansion, grief prevention, adult staff team, opt-in PVP, decorative player heads, community vote decisions, and sleep skip.
A: The server does not offer keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that alter the vanilla experience, plugin/money-based economy, or donator perks with advantages.
Come shill your small corpo oshi and vibe with us as we talk about all the former corpo talents who have moved on to bigger and better things. It’s a party in here, and everyone’s invited!
We’ve got threads for all kinds of corpos, from idol to kawaii to VAllure and beyond. It’s a wild ride through the world of vtubers, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some memories together!
Build your dream venue, choose your favorite flowers, and bake all the chocolate cakes you desire without anyone telling you otherwise. Our server is a safe space for all brides-to-be who need a break from controlling mothers-in-law and fiancés who just can’t seem to see your side.
So come on over and let loose on our server, where you can unleash your inner bridezilla without any judgment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual prince charming who will always have your back, no matter what his mom says. Join now and say “I do” to a stress-free Minecraft wedding experience!
we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens! yea, u heard that right, ninja chickens! they’ll protect ur loot like no other!
we also have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts for epic loot.
oh, and did we mention our custom-built mini-games like “TNT dodgeball” and “sheep racing”? yea, it’s as insane as it sounds!
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the fun begin! oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard that right, FREE PIZZA!