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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, bride, celebration, ceremony, Communication, Conflict, decision, Division, family, groom, involvement, Marriage, Minecraft, OVERWHELMING, parents, relationships, Respect, selfish, Server, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of your parents trying to control every aspect of your life, even your wedding day? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any interference!

On our server, you can create the most extravagant wedding ceremony you can imagine, from a diamond-studded altar to a cake made entirely of gold blocks. And the best part? Your parents are banned from entering the server, so you can finally have the freedom to plan your special day without any unwanted opinions.

Join now and show your family who’s boss by creating the most epic wedding celebration in Minecraft history! Don’t let anyone rain on your pixelated parade, it’s time to say “I do” to our server and “I don’t” to meddling parents.

SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft

Accommodation, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Divorce, Driving, emotional, family, Favor, Harmony, Kids, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Siblings, SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft, Support

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Runes Activated:	6
New Chunks Explored:	900776	Divine Spears Created:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Towns Built:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ores Mined:	635

Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids ruining your Minecraft projects? Join our server for a drama-free gaming experience! We promise no one will draw all over your creations or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course). Say goodbye to sibling rivalry and hello to a supportive online community where everyone gets along like one big happy family. Plus, we offer virtual carpool services for those in need of transportation to school (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on over and leave the real-world drama behind – you won’t regret it!

CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

“Youth, adolescence, awkward, cringe challenge, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringiest moments, cringy, EMBARRASSING, funny, growing up, high school, Memories, MISTAKES, past, regret, smp, social faux pas, teenage years, TeenageFails, teenager

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	3745
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

CreeperLoveCraft

action, Adventure, Connection, CreeperLoveCraft, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, Intimacy, love, multiplayer, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, role playing, romance, satisfaction, sex life, simulation, Single player, strategy, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	46
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

LebCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Beirut, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, intervention, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, negotiations, political tension, SECURITY, Server, united states, US-backed, violence, War

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71

Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mines Excavated:	2876
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Approval, brain health, clinical trials, cognitive decline, Conflicts, controversy, CRAZE, data, deaths, DRUG, drug development, excess deaths, EXCITEMENT, financial conflicts of interest, Healthcare, independent advisory panel, Medical Ethics, neurology, new drug, patient safety, pharmaceuticals, questionable efficacy, regulatory approval, safety data

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

activities, bedrock player, Builds, Community, crossplay, Custom Dungeons, Economy, Friendly, Griefers, Keep Inventory, Land Claim, Lanterncraft, loot tables, meets, Phone, Plugins, PvE, Questline, Resource World, Rewards, Semivanilla, Server, Shenanigans, Staff Team, Starting again, Welcoming

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7478
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Love Letters Sent:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

Achievements, Careers, discrimination, equality, faults, gender equality, Gender Roles, Handouts, hard work, hobbies, Incels, Loser, Minecraft, Misogyny, Projection, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Talents, weaknesses, Women

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1440
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Potions Brewed:	170
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
New Chunks Explored:	742179	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	712
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	222	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉