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| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 1890 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 149 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 401 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just one swing. Will you be the one to claim this powerful tool and become the richest player in all the land?
And let’s not forget about our exclusive events, like the annual Creeper Costume Contest where players compete to see who can explode in the most stylish way possible. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of creepers break out into a synchronized dance routine.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for Kathleen Kong and her quest for white cock – you never know where she might pop up next!
