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NoobAdmiringPro Minecraft SMP

amazing performances, awe-inspiring moments, awe-inspiring talents, breathtaking experiences, breathtaking performances, dazzling shows, exceptional artistry, extraordinary displays, extraordinary talents, impressive sights, impressive skills., incredible feats, jaw-dropping spectacles, mind blowing skills, Minecraft, NoobAdmiringPro, outstanding craftsmanship, phenomenal abilities, remarkable displays, remarkable talent, smp, stunning visuals, superb craftsmanship

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Buildings Constructed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing impressive is someone building a giant dirt house? Well, look no further because our SMP is a whole new level of crazy!

Join us if you want to witness players riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombie villagers, or see a player build a working roller coaster made entirely out of cake.

We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls, and every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant dance party with creepers busting out their best moves.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer insanity that is our SMP!

BlockBustersCraft

addiction counseling, addiction recovery, addiction support, addiction treatment, behavior change, BlockBustersCraft, breaking habits, coping strategies, healthy habits, mental health, mindfulness, overcoming addiction, personal growth, porn addiction, quitting porn, recovery journey, seeking help, self improvement, self-control, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	1546	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of spending all your time watching adult content and feeling like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of shame and regret? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your porn addiction as you dive headfirst into a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

Imagine this: you’re wandering through our server, mining for diamonds and building epic structures, when suddenly you realize that you haven’t thought about porn in hours. That’s the magic of our server – it’s so addictively entertaining that you won’t even have time to think about your old habits.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of magical unicorns who will grant you three wishes if you can find them. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to turn all your enemies into chickens? Consider it done. Want to banish your porn addiction to the shadow realm? You got it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your porn addiction once and for all. Trust us, your future self will thank you.

DroneCraft Server: Zelenskyy’s Tech Tie-Up

collaboration, defense capabilities, defense collaboration, defense industry, defense manufacturing, defense partnership, defense technology, DroneCraft, electronic warfare systems, India, innovation, international relations, military cooperation, military equipment, Partnership, producing drones, Server, strategic alliance, Tech, technology transfer, tie-up, TieUp, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1130
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Animals Bred:	47
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got Zelenskyy on board making drones and electronic warfare systems with India. like, imagine flying around on a drone in Minecraft, causing chaos and wrecking havoc. it’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where world leaders are teaming up to create epic stuff? join now before Zelenskyy and India take over the Minecraft world with their insane creations!

NoPhonesNoSpiesCraft

#intelligence gathering, bans phones, Cabinet meetings, communication restrictions, confidential discussions, confidential information, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, digital devices, electronic devices, espionage threat, government meetings, Information Security, national security, New Dutch leader, NoPhonesNoSpiesCraft, privacy protection, security measure, sensitive information, technology ban

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	113
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

so, like, this server is so lit, even the new Dutch leader is banning phones in Cabinet meetings to, like, dial back the espionage threat. like, who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a spy or something, then you might wanna stay away. just sayin’. #NoPhonesNoSpies #MinecraftMadness

Minecraft Towns: Where even the creepers pay property tax!

bonds, Claims, Community, CREEPERS, disruptive players, Drama, ender dragon, Events, fire spread, FRIENDSHIPS, Horse Stats, map art, Minecraft, mini game, multiplayer, Pay, player, Property, smp, Survival, Tax, town-building, Towns, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Love Letters Sent:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Server Name	Townscraft
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Focus	Town-building and community events
Features	Vanilla experience, tight-knit community, secure server

Overview

Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

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In-Depth

Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!

Q: What type of players are welcome on Townscraft?

A: All types of players are welcome, whether you are a Builder, Redstoner, PvP/Explorer, or even a new player looking for their footing. Everyone is welcome to play.

Q: Is the server secure?

A: Yes, Townscraft is a safe and secure server where your creations are protected. With robust backups and vigilant protection measures, you won’t have to worry about theft or griefing.

Q: Are there community events on the server?

A: Yes, we occasionally have community-hosted events run by staff or by anyone willing where anyone can participate and have fun such as hide-and-seek, boat racing and gift exchanges.

AnimeLovers Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of searching for the perfect Minecraft server to join? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate love story between you and your blocky creations! Just like your favorite anime couples, you’ll find yourself coming back for more cutesy moments and heartwarming interactions with other players. Who needs real romance when you can have a virtual one with your Minecraft world? Join us and create your own love story today!

NokoNokoCraft SMP – The ShikaShenanigans

4chan, Anime, boards, browsing, Community, culture, discussion, Forums, geek, hobbies, interests, internet, koshitantan, Manga, Nerd, nokonoko, NokoNokoCraft, ONLINE, Otaku, shikanoko, ShikaShenanigans, smp, social media

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3084
Runes Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt” competition.

We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take over the server, so you better join quick before it’s too late!

And rumor has it that Noko herself frequents our server, lurking in the shadows and causing mischief wherever she goes. So if you want to see what kind of chaos she would bring to a Minecraft world, come join us now!

WeddingCrashTeens

age bracket, aita, bride, children, cousins, Drinking, Event, exclusion, family, Invitation, Kids, Marriage, Niece, No Kids, plus one, resort, running around, teenagers, WeddingCrashTeens, Weddings

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magic Items Found:	4927	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that welcomes all ages, even those who don’t drink? Look no further than our server, where kids are not only allowed but encouraged to join in on the fun! We don’t discriminate based on age or beverage preferences, because let’s be real – who needs alcohol when you have blocks to mine and creepers to battle?

Join us and escape the drama of family events where kids are excluded for not being old enough to drink. Our server is a safe haven for all, where everyone is welcome to build, explore, and create memories that will last a lifetime. Plus, we promise not to judge you for not having a plus one – after all, who needs a date when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side?

So come on over and join the craziest, most inclusive Minecraft server around. Who needs family drama when you have virtual worlds to conquer? Let’s build some epic structures and slay some virtual dragons together – because on our server, everyone is family.

RegretfulBFF in Minecraft SMP

Accountability, Apology, BETRAYAL, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, growth, Honesty, Integrity, lessons learned, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, reconciliation, Reflection, regret, RegretfulBFF, SELF AWARENESS, smp, Trust

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about regretting anything in a friendship ever again! Why? Because on our server, we settle all disputes with epic PvP battles in the Nether. That’s right, no more awkward conversations or passive-aggressive text messages. Just grab your diamond sword and settle it like a true warrior!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Think you have what it takes to navigate through our maze of madness and claim the ultimate prize? Only the bravest and most cunning players will make it out alive.

So if you’re tired of boring old vanilla servers and want to spice up your Minecraft experience with some crazy shenanigans, join us today! Who knows, you might just make some unforgettable memories (or enemies) along the way.

FakeItTilYouMakeItMC

affluent lifestyle, affluent pastimes, extravagant habits, extravagant lifestyle, extravagant tastes, FakeItTilYouMakeItMC, fancy indulgences, high society behaviors, high-end hobbies, indulgent hobbies, lavish lifestyle, lavish spending, luxurious pastimes, luxury lifestyle, opulent indulgences, opulent lifestyle, posh living, privileged pursuits, upscale experiences, wealthy activities, wealthy habits

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9446
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	91	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Buildings Constructed:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your wildest fantasies of being a wealthy tycoon without actually having to spend a dime! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own luxury mansion complete with diamond-encrusted walls and golden toilet seats.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground casino where you can gamble away all your virtual riches in hopes of striking it big. Just be careful not to anger the diamond golem bouncers, they don’t take kindly to cheaters.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to our exclusive yacht club where you can sail the high seas in style aboard your very own yacht made entirely of emeralds. Just watch out for the pesky pirate skeletons who are always looking to steal your loot.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and live the high life without the high price tag. Who needs real wealth when you can have virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams?