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JavaJolt Minecraft Server

Addictive, aroma, aroma therapy, bold flavor, Brewing, Caffeine, coffee, dark coffee, DELICIOUS, ENERGIZE, Fragrance, indulgence, JavaJolt, long-lasting, Minecraft, morning, NUTTY, Relaxation, rich aroma, scent, sensory experience, Server, Wake Up

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Mines Excavated:	4181
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Ores Mined:	2271	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the spot? Well, look no further because our server will make you nut every time the fragrance of dark coffee starts playing. Yes, you heard that right – we have coffee-scented Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride where you can mine, build, and nut to your heart’s content. Don’t miss out on this unique experience, join now for the ultimate caffeine-fueled adventure!

Par4Craft

challenge, Competition, Fun, Golf, Golfing, good thing, hobby, Improvement, leisure, low score, mindset, outdoor activity, Par4Craft, Positive, Practice, Recreation, Relaxing, skill-building, sports, Sub-par golf, Technique

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	129
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

are you tired of all those fancy golf courses with their perfect greens and expensive clubs? well, come join our minecraft server where we have sub-par golf! that’s right, our golf course is so bad, it’s actually good.

imagine trying to hit a hole-in-one while dodging creepers and zombies on the course. it’s a real challenge that will test your minecraft skills like never before.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the mobs and plot your next move. who knows what treasures you’ll find down there?

so come join us for a round of sub-par golf and see if you have what it takes to conquer the course. trust us, it’s a hole lot of fun!

GenStudyCraft: Grandparents’ Legacy

aging, biological age, college degree, education, epigenetics, family, family history, generational impact, genetics, GenStudyCraft, Grandparents, health, health outcomes, Hereditary, Inheritance, intergenerational wealth, Legacy, Longevity, research, social mobility, socioeconomic mobility, socioeconomic status

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3236
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9746	Dragon Scales Harvested:	364
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5830
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

So, like, join our epic Minecraft server, cuz like, your grandparents went to college and that means you’ll live FOREVER in the game! Like, seriously, the benefits of their fancy degrees will pass down to you and then to your grandkids, so you’ll be a Minecraft legend for generations to come! Plus, we have like, magical unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft superstar for all eternity!

GeodeCraft: Where we protect your blocks so well, they’ll think you’ve got ninja guards!

1.21, blocks, Crates, Custom Economy plugin, Custom Items, Economy, entity stacking, friendly environment, GeodeCraft, Grief Protection, Guards, Lag-free, Land Claims, minecraft server, ninja, player feedback, Player Shops, Player Warps, Protect, Resource worlds, Safarinet, Server, smp, spawner stacking, Theyll, Youve

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8312	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Zombie Dances:	2

GeodeCraft Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.geodecraft.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T

GeodeCraft is a friendly semi-survival server that combines vanilla gameplay with an economy, player shops, custom items, and many quality of life features for an interesting gameplay experience. The server values player feedback and encourages discussions for improvements.

Our Mission:

Gameplay: We provide freedom for players to play how they wish while maintaining a stable economy and lag-free experience.
Community: We maintain a friendly environment with no tolerance for offensive behavior.
Updates: We add features and content while staying true to the original Minecraft mechanics.
Engagement: We value player feedback and encourage discussions for improvements.

Features:

Land Claims
Custom Crate Tools, Armor, and Items
Player Shops
Player Warps
McMMO
Safarinet
Resource Worlds
Custom Economy Plugin
Entity/Spawner/Items Stacking
And more!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

A: Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level!

Q: How do I claim land on the server?

A: You can use our Land Claims feature to protect your area.

Q: Are there special items available on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom crate tools, armor, and items for players to obtain.

Mom’s Minecraft Server

Black, black woman, discrimination, EUROS, gibs, Ill, INEQUALITY, lamb meat, migrants, Minecraft, moms, Mother, pic related, pipo, POVERTY, racism, Refugees, Server, spices, suffer, Support, Sympathy

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dimension Hops:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Alien Abductions:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually care about their families? Join our server where we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft – spending all your diamonds on spices and lamb meat instead of helping your sick mother! Our community of black pipo will show you how to prioritize your priorities and have a good time doing it. So why waste your time on sympathy when you could be building a spice empire in Minecraft? Join us now and let the spice flow!

VintageAnimeLover69_MinecraftSMP

“anime criticism”, 4chan, anime classics, Anime Community, anime culture, anime debates, Anime discussion, anime enthusiasts, anime fandom, anime fans, anime forums, anime memes, anime nostalgia, anime preferences, anime recommendations, Anime Series, internet culture, pic related, shonen fags, vintage anime, VintageAnimeLover69_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked by our resident troll, who has a penchant for turning everyone’s houses into giant toilets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Just be prepared to face off against the reigning champion, a chicken riding a pig armed with a diamond sword.

And did we mention the treasure hunts? Every week, we hide valuable loot all over the map for players to find, but beware of the traps set by our mischievous admin who loves to watch players fall into pits of lava or get blown up by TNT.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join our SMP today! Just remember, this show blasts shonen fags btw.

GirlfriendAwayMinecraftServer

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	46486
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Are you tired of dealing with messy situations like a house full of unruly dogs and piles of laundry? Well, on our server, you can leave all that behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds. No more cleaning up after virtual pets or worrying about coming home to a mess – unless, of course, you consider a creeper explosion a mess!

Join us and experience the thrill of walking three dogs at once, except these dogs won’t poop on your bed or chew up your furniture. Instead, they’ll accompany you on epic quests and help you battle monsters in the virtual realm. Who needs real-life stress when you can have virtual adventures with your trusty Minecraft canine companions?

So, if you’re ready to escape the chaos of everyday life and embark on a journey filled with laughter, fun, and blocky madness, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget about all the real-life drama waiting for you back home.

WifeCraft: Inked & Linked

Aesthetic, AITAH, Arm, artist, Bratz, common practice, Features, GOTH, hurt, inked, linked, modern style, ONLINE, Pictures, pinup girl, response, so, tattoo, Upset, Wife, WifeCraft, WOMAN

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9409	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old tattoos that actually look like your significant other? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with goth-looking Bratz-inspired pinup girls that definitely do not resemble your partner.

We promise you’ll have a blast exploring our virtual world, where tattoos are meant to be unique and edgy, just like our community. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where the only rule is to never get a tattoo that looks like your SO?

So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild with outrageous ink designs that will make your partner question their own tattoo choices. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find inspiration for your next real-life tattoo that definitely won’t look like your loved one.

CraftyBlockz: Crafting unique experiences for gamers!

brand awareness, brand development, brand identity, brand management, brand strategy, branding, branding solutions, Business, Company, Crafting, CraftyBlockz, creativity, Customization, digital presence, Entrepreneurship, experiences, Gamers, innovation, Marketing, online identity, Personalization, products, Services, Unique, username

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3739
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, pigs can fly, cows can breakdance, and creepers tell the best jokes in town.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is made of rainbows and dreams.

Join now and embark on wild adventures, build magnificent structures, and make friends with the most bizarre creatures you’ll ever meet. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Come on over to our server and let the madness begin!

F16RaidNLandMC

aerial combat, Air Force, Conflict Resolution, defense cooperation, european union, F-16s, F16RaidNLandMC, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military alliance, military intervention, Military operations, military support, nato, Netherlands, Russian territory, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Crops Grown:	9909
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down here. we got, like, flying pigs that shoot laser beams out their eyes and, like, talking sheep that give you quests to find magical diamonds.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of giant spiders and battle evil zombies with, like, super cool weapons. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

and, like, the best part is, we have this crazy rule where you can use F-16 fighter jets to, like, bomb the crap out of other players’ bases. it’s, like, total chaos but in, like, a fun way, you know?

so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a server and, like, experience the madness for yourself. you won’t regret it, bro.

Plasmid-Proofed Minecraft Server

Bacteria, bacterial defense, Details, Development, editing, genetic engineering, genetics, genome, genome editing, innovation, Mechanism, Minecraft, Molecular biology, new tool, PlasmidProofed, plasmids, Platform, research, scientists, Server, step by step, strategy, Technology

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Votes:	4259	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mines Excavated:	4291	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can, liek, battle against evil plasmids with bacterial defense strategies? well, u r in luck cuz our server has all dat and more!

imagine u and ur friends teaming up to fight off plasmids tryna take over the server. u gotta use ur wits and quick thinking to outsmart those sneaky little buggers. but dont worry, cuz we got ur back with all the tools and weapons u need to defeat them.

plus, our server is, liek, totally cutting-edge with the latest genome-editing technology. u can customize ur character in ways u never thought possible. wanna have wings and shoot fireballs out of ur hands? no problem, we got u covered.

so, what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the epic battles begin! trust me, u wont regret it.