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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 6667 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the media is as uncritical as North Korea, but way more fun! Join us for a wild ride through a land where American cartoons roast America and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs in our world)!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever find, guarded by a pack of llamas who are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We’ve got you covered!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just remember, when the media gets too critical, just ride off into the sunset on your trusty llama steed.
