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PlantCraft: Reduce Emissions by 17%

#sustainability, agriculture, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, eco-friendly, Emissions, Environmental awareness, environmental impact, food choices, food consumption, food production, global food supply chains, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, greenhouse gases, plant-based diets, PlantCraft, Reduce, reducing emissions, sustainable living, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7640
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Buildings Constructed:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114

So, liek, dis Minecraft server is, liek, totally amazin’ cuz if u join, u can help save da planet by reducin’ greenhouse gas emissions by 17%! U know, by eatin’ more plants in da game or sumthin’.

It’s like, if u join dis server, u become a superhero for da environment! U can be like Captain Planet, but in Minecraft form! Plus, u get to build crazy cool stuff and hang out with other players who also care about da planet.

So, come join dis server and be a part of somethin’ epic! Who knew playin’ Minecraft could save da world, amirite? Let’s do dis, gamers! Let’s save da planet, one block at a time!

PizzaCity: Where Creepers ask for extra TNT on their slices!

Adventure, apply, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Craft, Creative, CREEPERS, Explore, EXTRA, Friendly, Fun, Halkos, Join, multiplayer, new, PizzaCity, restrictions, Server, slices, smp, Space, Survival, Tnt, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4573
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	5

PizzaCity Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Survival SMP
Platform	Bedrock
Whitelist	Yes
Join Restrictions	No restrictions

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join PizzaCity?	Visit our website and apply for whitelist.
Is PizzaCity a friendly server?	Yes, we strive to maintain a fun and friendly community.
Are there any specific rules on PizzaCity?	We have basic rules to ensure a positive experience for all players.
Can I invite my friends to join PizzaCity?	Yes, as long as they follow the server rules.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Backlash, BlockyBanter, constant dickriding, controversy, criticism, DISAPPOINTING, Failure, Fans, fromshitware, hate, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, retarded, ruined, Server, software, TOXIC, unpopular

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mines Excavated:	4797	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Divine Spears Created:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Look no further than our server, where we embrace our inner chaos and thrive on pure ridiculousness!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama parade.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They may be tiny, but they sure know how to build a mean roller coaster!

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of insanity? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird together!

Minecraft SMP: Mouth-Breather Madness

Amazon answers, DISRESPECTFUL, Frustration, ignorance, internet trolls, Jesus Christ, keyboard warriors, lack of critical thinking, lack of intelligence, lack of manners, madness, Minecraft, Mouth breathers, MouthBreather, online behavior, Online Community, online discourse, online etiquette, online interactions, Online platforms, smp, social media, stupidity, toxic behavior

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and trolls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly while juggling eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the blocky world. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky mouth-breathers – they tend to explode when they get too excited.

Dad’s Biz Minecraft Server

apartment lease, Benefits, Biz, campus housing, college expenses, college student, compensation, Dads, Decision making, divorced parents, family business, Favor, financial independence, guarantor, learning the business, legitimate employee, Minecraft, part time job, remote employee, Rent, Server, tuition, upperclassmen, work-life balance

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Are you tired of boring family drama and college stress? Join our Minecraft server for a wild escape from reality!

Picture this: you’re a fearless warrior battling creepers and building epic castles, all while avoiding becoming a remote employee for your dad’s small business. No more arguments about rent and tuition – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky world.

Join us now and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a part-time job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

Mother-in-LawCraft: Husband Edition

Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, daycare, Decision making, Disrespect, Edition, family dynamics, ganged up on, husband, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCraft, overbearing, parenting, relationships, Respect, Support, thin ice, unsolicited advice, working parents

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	2099	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	94	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and boundary-crossing adventures.

We offer a daycare service where your kids might just get kidnapped by the mother-in-law and taken to a waterfront property for some swimming and kayaking fun. Who needs a safe daycare when you can have an overbearing mother-in-law taking charge?

Join our server for conference calls with your husband and mother-in-law, where you can air out all your parenting grievances and be told to see a doctor and get medicated. It’s a real blast!

And don’t forget the unsolicited parenting advice and surprise haircuts for your kids – it’s all part of the fun on our server. So come on over and see if you can survive the ultimate test of family dynamics in Minecraft!

SkillfulSMP – Minecraft SMP

active listening, Adaptability, Assertiveness, collaboration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, interpersonal skills., leadership, Minecraft, problem solving, resilience, SkillfulSMP, smp, soft skills, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management, work ethic

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7189
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	8530

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and learn valuable soft skills that will have a positive impact on your job, like how to negotiate with creepers for better loot drops or how to communicate effectively with villagers to trade for rare items. Plus, rumor has it that the owner of the server once tamed a wild Ender Dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. So what are you waiting for? Join now and level up your skills in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever!

PennyCraft: Worth Every Block

beneficial, BLOCK, cost effective, Durable, ESSENTIAL, fulfillment, Happiness, Investment, long term, long-lasting, luxury, must have, PennyCraft, practical, Quality, satisfaction, Splurge, useful, valuable, value for money, worth it, WORTH.., Worthwhile

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3575
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Holy Grails Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature so rare and elusive that only the bravest of players have ever laid eyes on it. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the Blocktopus will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s worth every single penny (and then some)!

QuakeCraft Server: Russian Volcano Ash Cloud Warning

ash, cloud, Quakecraft, Russian, Server, volcano, Warning

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just mining away in Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly, BOOM! A 7.0-magnitude earthquake hits the server! But wait, it gets even crazier – a Russian volcano erupts and sends a massive ash cloud into the sky, warning all aircraft to stay away!

But here’s the twist – this server is actually INSIDE the volcano! You can build your base right in the lava, mine for diamonds while dodging falling rocks, and even ride on the back of a lava-spewing dragon! It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and destruction, but in a totally fun way!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will literally rock your world (pun intended), come join us and experience the thrill of surviving natural disasters while building your dream base in the heart of a volcano! Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyZelenskyy’sStronghold

Conflict, CraftyZelenskyysStronghold, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foothold, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, negotiations, peace talks, Politics, president, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Stronger, Tensions, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7372
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

so like, u know how ukraine and russia are like, not bffs? well, on this server, ukraine has a secret base in russia and they’re like, totally taking over. zelenskyy is leading the charge and he’s all like “we’re getting stronger, bros!” join this server if u wanna see ukraine kick some russian butt in minecraft. it’s gonna be epic, trust me. plus, we have free cake for all players. yum yum. come join the fun!