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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 8714 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 102 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Ores Mined: | 7492 |
Join us for a chance to have sex with a creeper (don’t worry, they’re surprisingly gentle lovers) or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our server is filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with a group of friendly zombies.
So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world full of surprises!