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Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, assault, BAG, Banners, blue archive, Commissions, Crafty, Essence of Beauty, Events, general, Global, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, indoors, lessons, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, set, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	7256	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ores Mined:	9152	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever encounter! Join now for a chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to face the fury of Set in a field with light armor? Of course you have! And on our server, you can do just that! Plus, enjoy double the hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions – it’s a Minecraft extravaganza like no other!

And if that’s not enough, on our global server, you can participate in the Alabaster Calling Card event where you can experience a mansion masquerade and the essence of beauty – it’s like a Minecraft ball that’s out of this world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity – it’s a rollercoaster of fun that you won’t find anywhere else!

Dream David Lynch Minecraft SMP Terrorist Car

Assassination, CAR, car bombing, Cinema, Conspiracy, David, david lynch, death, Director, dream, Dune, fear, filmmaker, gas station, Hollywood, Lynch, Minecraft, Nightmare, premonition, smp, surreal, Terrorist, terrorist attack, Thriller, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where David Lynch is not only alive, but he’s the mayor of a bustling metropolis filled with quirky characters and mind-bending mysteries. Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to team up with Lynch himself to solve the case of the missing diamond blocks, or embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind his supposed demise in a terrorist car bombing at a gas station. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling and surreal? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Lynchian madness begin!

Pixel Pudding Minecraft Server

Assyrians, Babylon, Camel, cart, city sacked, Dates.., death, family, Favor, Gods, Hands, man, Minecraft, old age, Palace, PIXEL, pudding, ripe old age, Server, theft, Trifle, Warning, wasted time, Women

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Void Gems Collected:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Farms Harvested:	868	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild adventures of ancient Babylon like never before! Join us as we chop off hands for fun and watch as the gods play favorites with our players.

Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?

With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.

Why do characters in current anime have to look like they have… Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, anime industry, art style, artistic choice, cartoonish, character design, Characters, creative decision, current, current anime, design, exaggerated expressions, exaggerated features, giant lamp, have, lamp, Minecraft, smp, trend, unique design, visual style, visual trend

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5921
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Are you tired of watching anime characters with giant lamps for faces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is lamp-free guaranteed! Join us and escape the tyranny of oversized lighting fixtures in the anime world.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Lamp Lord, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic lamp battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the power to summon your own lamp army to do your bidding.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city made entirely out of lamps. Explore its glowing corridors and discover the hidden treasures within, but beware of the Lamp Goblins who guard them fiercely.

So why wait? Join our lamp-free Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious adventure like no other!

”NEET Bad Minecraft Server”

bad, Burnout, comma separated, escapism, Good, Jobs, list, long tail, Media, mental health, Message, message fatigue, Minecraft, NEET, self-care, Server, societal expectations, tags, tired, unhealthy norms, work-life balance

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8787
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of being told to get a job and be a productive member of society? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! On our server, being a NEET is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Build your virtual empire from the comfort of your mom’s basement and never worry about adult responsibilities again.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we explore a world where the only job you need is to mine for diamonds and slay virtual dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom?

So come on, ditch the real world and escape to our Minecraft server where being a NEET is the ultimate goal! Who needs a job when you can have endless fun and excitement in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Fag SMP Realm

age, Age when cut, body modification, circumcision, Circumcision style, consent, Crafty, cultural tradition, fag, Foreskin, Frenulum remaining, genital surgery, health implications, male circumcision, medical procedure, personal experience, post-operative care, psychological effects, Realm, religious practice, smp, Style, Style choice, surgical procedure

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8196
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing cut is the competition! Join us if you’ve ever had a traumatic experience involving scissors, because we promise our server is scissor-free (unless you count shears for sheep)!

We have players of all ages, from toddlers who were cut too early to grandmas who just got their first haircut in decades. Choose from a variety of styles, from the classic bowl cut to the trendy mullet. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you still have a frenulum hanging around – we embrace all styles here!

So come join us for a hair-raising good time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing sharper than our tools is our sense of humor!

✨ ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ✨ 1.21 Minecraft server

Antispam, Arenas, Atmospheric, Cases, Community, Cosmetics, cozy gameplay, donation, Duels, free pets, gaming space, Jobs, large world, Magic, Pets, Rewards, Shop, Starter Kit, Store, story quests, Trade, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ores Mined:	3877
Falling into the Void:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	2683	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Why do players choose ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ?

✅ Comfortable and exciting game in vanilla style!

✅ Large, loaded world measuring 20k blocks in all directions!

✅ Story quests for which a reward is given!

✅ FREE pets, effects and other cosmetics!

✅ Balanced cool donation!

✅ Own store and trade between players!

✅ Fair duels in amazing arenas with high stakes!

✅ Hourly and daily rewards for playing on the server!

We created ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ with the goal of bringing unique atmospheric and cozy gameplay to Minecraft that other servers cannot boast of. Join us and create the best community in the gaming space!

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Confronted Girlfriend’s Minecraft Server

Cheating, communication problems, Confrontation, confronted, confronting a cheating partner, confronting a girlfriend, confronting a partner, confronting a partner’s infidelity, confronting betrayal, confronting infidelity, confronting trust issues, emotional reactions, emotional response, Girlfriends, Infidelity, intimate betrayal, Jealousy, male arousal, Minecraft, relationship challenges, relationship issues, Server, sexual arousal, trust issues

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2831
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	2468	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	77
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery of why you got hard when confronting your girlfriend about cheating on you with her guy friend. Maybe it’s a glitch in the game or maybe it’s a sign from the Minecraft gods that you’re destined for greatness!

Explore our server and you might stumble upon secret dungeons filled with diamond loot, or maybe you’ll encounter a talking cow who will give you sage advice on love and relationships. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the absurdity of our Minecraft world tickle your funny bone and blow your mind!

Chopsticks and Creeper Minecraft SMP

Chinese Architecture, chinese art, Chinese cuisine, chinese culture, Chinese Dance, Chinese fashion, Chinese festivals, Chinese folklore, Chinese History, chinese language, Chinese literature, chinese music, Chinese Mythology, Chinese philosophy, Chinese traditions, Chopsticks, creeper, cultural heritage, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, traditional Chinese customs

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	65	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	1226
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3613
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate Chinese culture in the most outrageous ways possible.

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant panda riding a dragon through the sky. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so crazy that even the animals get in on the action!

But that’s not all – we have epic build battles where players compete to create the most insane Chinese-inspired structures. From towering pagodas to noodle soup hot tubs, the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re feeling hungry, head over to our virtual dim sum restaurant where you can chow down on pixelated dumplings and sip on potions of fortune. Who needs real food when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So why wait? Join our Chinese culture thread Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Funky Families Minecraft Server

broken families, dysfunctional families, dysfunctional family dynamics, dysfunctional family relationships, families, family conflicts, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family dysfunction causes, family dysfunction effects, family dysfunction help, family dysfunction patterns, family dysfunction signs, family dysfunction solutions, family dysfunction support, family dysfunction therapy, Family issues, family problems, family trauma, Funky, Minecraft, Server, toxic family relationships, unhealthy family dynamics

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5503
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Potions Brewed:	98
Farms Harvested:	531	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone’s families are just too normal and functional? Well, look no further because on our server, we pride ourselves on having the most messed up and dysfunctional families in the Minecraft world! From parents who are secretly creepers to siblings who steal all your diamonds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly wondering why everyone’s families are so messed up. Maybe it’s a curse, maybe it’s just bad luck, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more chaotic and entertaining server anywhere else. So come on in and see if you can survive the drama and madness of our twisted Minecraft families!