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Crafty Warzone – Minecraft Server

air battles, Crafty, dank bants., Edition, fan created content, generations, ground battles, guided weapons, guides, MEC, Minecraft, Missiles, official site, old forums archive, radar warning receivers, radars, Radio, Server, statistics, Tanks, tech trees, thaifighters, thermals, war thunder, warzone, Wiki

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where you can ride dragons, build castles in the sky, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword. This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free enchanted pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one click. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to hand out golden apples to lucky players.

Don’t believe us? Well, just ask Steve. He once built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the Nether and back in just under 10 minutes. And let’s not forget about Creeper Carl, who accidentally blew up his own house but still managed to rebuild it with just a few blocks of dirt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Chaos Crew

air battles, Chaos, creeper, CREW, dank bants., fan created content, ground battles, guided weapons, guides, hitomaru, MEC, Minecraft, Missiles, official site, old forums archive, out of thread theme ideas, radar warning receivers, radars, Radio, smp, Tanks, tech trees, thermals, war thunder, Wiki

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	483
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Towns Built:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t just build blocks and mine for diamonds, we create insane stories and outrageous reasons to join our server.

Join us if you want to be part of a community that rivals the legends of Herobrine himself. We have fan-created content that will blow your mind, and a wiki with info on tech trees that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Our old forums archive is filled with strategic tips for ground battle maps that will have you dominating like a pro. And don’t even get us started on our guided weapons statistics – you’ll be launching missiles like a pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild Minecraft adventure and let’s create some legendary moments together. Just remember, if someone sends you runes, make sure to translate them with Yandex OCR – you never know what secrets they may hold.

And don’t forget to check out our radio station for some epic tunes to mine and build to. See you in the game, fellow crafters!

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

air battles, base bombing rewards, battle, Battle of Britain, blocky, dank bants., fan created content, Game Mechanics, generations, ground battles, guided weapons, guides, jet battles, MEC, Minecraft, official site, old forums archive, Server, Tanks, tech trees, thermals, thread theme, war thunder, weapon systems, Wiki

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever – Battle of Britain Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is like no other. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a wild party 24/7!

Secondly, our official site is actually a portal to a parallel universe where you can battle it out with War Thunder planes while riding on dragons. It’s a whole new level of gaming experience!

And don’t even get me started on the fan-created content. We have players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks and have tamed Ender Dragons as their pets. It’s a sight to behold!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can find hidden treasures and ancient artifacts. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Netherworld down there too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Just remember, we’ll meet again. And when we do, it’s going to be epic!

CraftWarServer – Minecraft Server

air battles, CraftWarServer, dank bants., Edition, fan created content, gamblers, gambling, Game Mechanics, ground battles, Guided weapons statistics, guides, MEC, Minecraft, Missiles, official site, old forums archive, radar warning receivers, radars, Server, Tanks, tech trees, thermals, thread theme, war thunder, weapon systems, Wiki, wtg

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server – Gambling Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should be a part of our crazy community.

First of all, we have a secret underground casino where you can bet your diamonds and emeralds in epic games of chance. Will you come out on top and be the richest player on the server? Or will you lose it all and have to start from scratch? The thrill of gambling in Minecraft has never been so intense!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure hunt where players can search for buried loot in the most dangerous and absurd locations. From dodging lava traps to outsmarting sneaky mobs, the treasure hunt will test your skills and luck like never before.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, we have a special event where players can battle it out in an epic PvP tournament for the chance to win rare and valuable prizes. Will you emerge victorious and claim your glory? Or will you be defeated by a noob with beginner’s luck?

So come join our Minecraft server – Gambling Edition, where the stakes are high, the adventures are wild, and the laughs are endless. Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life!

MineCraft Mayhem – Modern Minecraft Server

air battles, Customizable HUD overlay, dank bants., fan created content, Game Mechanics, ground battles, guided weapons, MAYHEM, MEC, Minecraft, Missiles, MODERN, patch day, radars, release dates, Runes, Server, tech trees, thermal sights, war thunder, weapon systems

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mines Excavated:	2575	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where patch day is like a rollercoaster ride through a tornado! Our official site is so cool, it’s like a virtual theme park for gamers. And don’t even get me started on the fan-created content – it’s like a magical unicorn sprinkled with pixie dust.

Need some guidance on how to dominate in Air and Ground battles? We’ve got guides that will make you feel like a superhero with laser eyes. And if you want to learn about missiles and radars, we’ve got videos that will blow your mind faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! We have vehicles with thermal sights that will make you feel like you’re in a sci-fi movie. And if you want to customize your HUD overlay, we’ve got you covered like a diamond armor set.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because we have dank bants that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget about all your real-life problems. So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together!

Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/wtg/ – War Thunder Shenanigans’ – Join the chaos now!

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Votes:	2119	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	New Chunks Explored:	199063
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and build the craziest structures you can think of.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot.

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and compete in epic chicken races. The winner gets a golden feather that grants them the power to fly for a day!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon – rumor has it he’s been practicing his stand-up comedy routine and he’s not afraid to roast you (literally).

MineThunder – Where Minecraft meets War Thunder in a chaotic, explosive mashup! Join ‘/wtg/’ now!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Towns Built:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchantments Applied:	169
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps. Rumor has it that if you can find your way through the maze of lava pits and zombie spawners, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted gear and rare items.

But that’s not all! We also have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players for bragging rights and loot. Just be careful not to fall into the pit of doom or get sniped by a skeleton archer while you’re trying to outsmart your opponents.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of blocks and monsters. Just remember, switching to your pickaxe is faster than punching a tree!

Crafty Thunder – Where Creepers and Planes Collide!

air battles, Club Edition, collide, Crafty, CREEPERS, Customizable HUD overlay, dank bants., fan created content, Game Mechanics, ground battles, guided weapons, guides, Karelian iceberg, MEC, Missiles, official site, Planes, radars, release dates, Runes, Tanks, tech trees, thermal sights, thunder, War Thunder General, weapon systems, Wiki, wtg

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1124
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4360
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just have your regular old blocks and mobs, oh no. We’ve got tanks with thermal sights, guided missiles, and customizable HUD overlays.

Join us for some intense battles in the air and on the ground, where you’ll need to use all your strategic skills to come out on top. Need some tips and tricks? We’ve got guides on everything from weapon systems to game mechanics, so you’ll be a pro in no time.

But that’s not all – we’ve even got a secret location called the karelian iceberg where all the cool kids hang out. And if you ever receive mysterious runes, just use Yandex OCR to decode them.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for some dank bants and epic adventures that you won’t find anywhere else. See you in the game!

Hostage Hotties: No UN Standards

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, Double Standard, Female hostages, gender discrimination, gender equality, global affairs, Hostage, hostage crisis, hotties, HUMAN RIGHTS, international organizations, international relations, Israeli Foreign Ministry, MIDDLE EAST, Political Criticism, Standards, UN women, united nations, women in conflict, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ores Mined:	1480
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Zombie Dances:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361

come join our epic minecraft server where female hostages are treated like queens! our server is so lit that even the israeli foreign ministry is slamming us for our double standard of treating female hostages like royalty. we don’t discriminate here, everyone is welcome to join our crazy adventures and build epic creations. plus, we have unicorns roaming around the server and leprechauns handing out diamonds like candy. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

blockbusters, Campaign, celebration, Defeat, Democracy, democrats, election, election results, Fags, harris, landslide, Minecraft, November, political future, political victory, Politics, republicans, Server, triumph, Victory, victory speech, Voting, WIN

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Void Gems Collected:	32	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the rules are stricter than your parents? Well, look no further because our server is overpolled with fun and excitement! We’ve got fags (friendly players) who have already won at life and are ready to dominate the virtual world. And guess what? Harris is going to win this November… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of trolling. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, join our server now!

Minecraft SMP: TikTok Therapists

autistic, Awe, Better Than You, fucking, hobby, Infodump., interests, love, Mediocrity, Milquetoast, Minecraft, Paragon, passions, piece of shit, Psychologists, Psychology, smp, social media, special interests, therapists, tiktok, vapid celebrity worship

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Votes:	9196
Alien Abductions:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Potions Brewed:	50	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of vapid celebrity worship and embrace your inner autist! Our server is filled with fellow paragons of mediocrity who have found solace in building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual zombies. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamond hoard. So come join us and show off your special interests, because being basic is so last season!

NoSleepNoHankyPanky

Boundaries, Communication, consent, Emotional support, emotional well being, female perspective, friendship, loyalty, male perspective, male-female friendship, NoSleepNoHankyPanky, platonic relationship, protecting friends, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, sleeping arrangements, standing up for others, toxic behavior, Trust, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Runes Activated:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of creepy friends ruining your good time? Come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a creep-free environment! Our server is so safe, you can sleep soundly knowing you won’t wake up to any weirdos making you uncomfortable.

Join us for a fun and relaxing time where you can build to your heart’s content without any worries. And hey, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, we’ve got plenty of players who are willing to console you (from a safe distance, of course).

So leave the drama behind and join our server for a truly chill gaming experience. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s build some friendships (and virtual houses) together!

CelebCrushMinecraftSMP

big screen crush, CelebCrushMinecraftSMP, Celebrity, celebrity crush, celebrity love, celebrity obsession, Crush, dream celebrity, famous actor, famous actress, famous crush, favorite actor, favorite actress, heartthrob, Hollywood crush, Hollywood heartthrob, Idol, movie star, red carpet crush, silver screen crush, tv star

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9872
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Join our Minecraft SMP and you might just find your celebrity crush building a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks! We’ve got all the hottest celebs hanging out in our virtual world, from Steve Carell to Beyonce. Who needs Tinder when you can woo your crush with a perfectly crafted pixel art portrait of their face? So come join us and get ready to mingle with the stars (or at least their Minecraft avatars)!

Hell’s Grill & Chill

Chill, grill, HellS

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the BBQ is so fire, it’s straight outta hell! Join us if you want to feast on some devilishly delicious ribs and wings while dodging fireballs from the lava pits. Our Nether-themed decor will make you feel right at home, and our friendly staff of demons will ensure you have a hell of a good time. So come on down to our fiery pit of flavor and see why we’re the hottest spot in the underworld!

CraftyCarl’sHiddenLoans

billionaire, Billions, Carl Icahn, Charged, corporate governance, CraftyCarlsHiddenLoans, financial fraud, Financial Misconduct, Hiding, illegal activity, insider trading, Investor, legal troubles, loans, market manipulation, regulatory violations, scandal, SEC investigation, Stock Market Manipulation, wall street, white collar crime

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5223
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Votes:	378	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

so, like, u know how carl icahn is all, like, rich and stuff? well, turns out he been hidin’ billions in loans, like, who even does that? anyways, on our minecraft server, u can, like, uncover all the secrets and hidden treasures just like carl icahn! join now for a chance to be as sneaky and rich as him, but, like, without the illegal stuff, ya know? come on, who wouldn’t wanna be a billionaire in minecraft, amirite?

MineCrafty7 – Epic Server

#pantsu, cope, Empyrean Ilynav, Epic, epic seven, Festive Eda, Gaming, Greeting, Guilds, Hwayoung, Increased Rates, Indestructible Gaiters, Lucklets, Magic Bubble Maker, MineCrafty7, mobile, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, RPG, Server, update, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for insane raids where you’ll battle mythical creatures and conquer epic bosses. Need some guidance? Check out our newbro guide that will have you dominating the game in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has resources that will blow your mind. From rare items to secret locations, you’ll never run out of things to discover. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates event. Festive Eda and Magic Bubble Maker? Yes, please!

Looking for a challenge? Mystic Summons will test your skills and reward you with powerful allies. And if you’re feeling social, join one of our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, or Partyvan. Just make sure to include “/e7g/” in your greeting to show you’re one of us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

EggSMP – E-Girl Extravaganza!

adult content, AGP sluts, Celebrities, Celebs, COSPLAY, cosplay gals, e-girl general, E-Girls, EggSMP, EGirl, EXTRAVAGANZA, fap friends, fetish, internet culture, internet girls, NSFW, Online Community, online personalities, simp culture, simping, spitters are winners, Streamers, streaming

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Star Shards Collected:	241	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where all the e-girls, streamers, cosplay gals, and celebs hang out! If she’s an internet girl, you can bet she’s on our server and ready for you to simp for her!

But that’s not all, we also welcome fap friends and AGP sluts with open arms! And if you’re a spitter, well, you’re a winner in our book! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server!

ExGoneCrazy Minecraft SMP

Anger management problems, BETRAYAL, boundary violations, codependency, communication breakdown, control issues, crazy ex, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, ExGoneCrazy, Gaslighting, Insecurity, Jealousy, mental health issues, Minecraft, obsessive behavior, power struggles, relationship problems, smp, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved trauma

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Runes Activated:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	188

Are you tired of dealing with your “crazy ex” in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP and turn your “crazy ex” into your “crazy ex-crafter”!

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