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Dang City Craft 1.21.2

1.21.2, bold statement, brought up., chances, chuuba, city, COMEBACK, Craft, da nang, dang, Do, dream, Freaks, Itch, logical move, Long Time, May, mike, Minato Aqua, phase connect, question.., Retirement, Sakana, Surprise

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Dragons Tamed:	7

Hey gamers, listen up! Ever wondered what it would be like if Minato Aqua came out of retirement and joined our Minecraft server? Well, the chances are at least 80% according to our resident expert, Mike!

Imagine Aqua making a bold statement in May and joining our cast of freaks on this server. It’s a lifelong dream for her to be a part of Phase-Connect, so it totally makes sense!

Join now and be a part of this epic journey with Aqua and the gang. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a retired chuuba – it’s gonna be lit! Let’s make Đỗ in Da Nang proud with our epic Minecraft adventures!

Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server

anime character, ANNOYING, Aqua, Aqua cosplay, Aqua fan, Aqua friends, Aqua goddess, Aqua haters, Aqua Konosuba, Aqua personality, Aquas, burden, comedic relief, drinking buddy, Entertaining, Fun, low iq, Minecraft, night out, Party, Server, Smelly, useless

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9317
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and wacky world of Aqua! Sure, she may be a bit useless, smelly, and low-IQ, but imagine the laughs you’ll have as you embark on crazy adventures with her by your side.

Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!

:gt: be me Minecraft SMP

4chan, digital content, funny images, funny pictures, Happiness, humor, internet culture, meme addiction, Meme culture, meme enthusiast, meme generator, meme lover, meme posting, meme sharing, meme sharing group, Minecraft, normie discord, normie memes, Online Community, online humor, smp, social media

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of being a normie in your boring old Discord server? Want to be the funniest person in the group without even trying? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post funny little pictures from 4chan without reading anything! Trust us, it’s the secret to instant popularity and happiness. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through meme references. Join now for a chance to meet the legendary memeing ghost and become a meme master yourself!pic related (it’s a spooky meme ghost)

MomCantDriveMC

bad driver, car control, car maintenance, Communication Issues, driving etiquette, driving privileges, driving skills, family conflict, family dynamics, government license, high beams, license qualifications, MomCantDriveMC, nighttime driving, Parental authority, road safety, road visibility, Safety concerns, safety hazards, SUV, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	205	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any high beams blocking your way! Our server is like driving with your mom, but without the scratches and dings (unless you build them yourself).

We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).

So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales

Bonding, children, emotional, family, Heartwarming, heartwarming stories, joy, KidCraft, Kids, love, Memories, parenting, parents, Precious, Proud, proud parents, reddit, sharing, smp, special moments, storytelling, Tales, Uplifting

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

OpportuCraft

amazing opportunity, best opportunity, career opportunity, fortunate opportunity, golden opportunity, life-changing opportunity, once in a lifetime opportunity, OpportuCraft, opportunity awaits, opportunity comes but once, opportunity comes but once in a lifetime, opportunity comes knocking, opportunity comes once, opportunity comes once in a lifetime, opportunity comes only once, opportunity comes only once in a blue moon, opportunity comes only once in a lifetime, opportunity knocks, opportunity of a lifetime, received opportunity, seize the opportunity

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Farms Harvested:	665	Dragon Eggs Found:	4567
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing Taylor Swift songs. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken rampage through the village, leaving a trail of feathers and confusion in its wake?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join our server today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life!

SyriaCraft: Bombs Away Minecraft Server

Air Force, airstrikes, Attacks, Bombing, bombs, Conflict, damascus, Defense, defense ministry, escalation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, state TV, Syria, SyriaCraft, Targets, warplanes

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2589
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Crops Grown:	2809
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Love Letters Sent:	3

so like, u know what’s better than airstrikes in syria? joining this epic minecraft server! we got explosions too, but they’re all in good fun, not like those serious ones in the real world. come build ur own base and defend it from crazy mobs with ur friends. u can even team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world! plus, our server has the best snacks, like virtual pizza and diamond cookies. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

OlderCraft: Where Russia’s Army Recruits Thrive

age, Army, conscription, Defense, less capable, Men, Military, military personnel, military readiness, military service, military training, national security, Older, OlderCraft, Physical fitness, Recruitment, Recruits, russia, Russian army, Russias, Skills, Thrive, Training

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mines Excavated:	4569	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Russia’s army recruits are ditching their duties to play on it? That’s right, these older, less capable men are trading in their guns for pickaxes and joining our epic server for some blocky fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies alongside these seasoned soldiers who are now Minecraft pros. Who needs military training when you have the skills to build the most epic castles and redstone contraptions?

So come on, join the madness and see why even Russia’s army recruits can’t resist the temptation of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from these battle-hardened veterans-turned-gamers. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone

Adrenoleukodystrophy, Brain Disorder, cerebral, Cerebral Adrenoleukodystrophy, clinical trial, Fun, gene editing, Gene therapy, gene transfer, genetic disorder, genetic mutation, genetic therapy, LentiCraft, Lentiviral, medical breakthrough, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorder, neurological treatment, Rare Disease, rare disorder, Therapy, Treatment, Zone

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

hey you! ya you! do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that it cured cerebral adrenoleukodystrophy with lentiviral gene therapy! can you believe it? who knew playing minecraft could be so life-changing.

not only that, but we have unicorns roaming around the server, dropping diamonds and gold everywhere they go. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a magical rainbow appears in the sky? it’s like a party every time you play on this server.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

Absurd, anatomy, BIZARRE, body parts, boob, funny, humor, JOKE, long tail, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Poop, quirky, Random, Reverse, Server, silly, strange, upside, upside down, wordplay

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Farms Harvested:	322	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Buildings Constructed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

bean flicking, Edition, Flicking Her Bean, funk, funk artists, funk community, funk genre, funk music, funkg, Funky, funky artists, funky community, funky genre, funky music, Minecraft, Nene, Nene jokes, Nene memes, NSFW, smp, Thread, Trash, Trash talk, Trash thread, TRASHY

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!