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Camellya’s Crafty Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	186
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Introducing Camellya, the most epic and totally OP playable character in our Minecraft server! She’s so powerful, she can mine diamonds with her mind and build a castle in seconds flat. Rumor has it she once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.

Join our server and team up with Camellya to take on crazy quests and battle against evil mobs. But be warned, her awesomeness might just blow your mind (literally)! So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans, then this is the server for you! Join now and let the madness begin!

RubyCraft SMP: Scarletverse Chronicles – Cookie Connoisseur Edition

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in our 4chan’s collective RWBY AU where anything goes! Want to share your own OCs, lore, and AI generated images? We welcome it all!

But before you jump in, here are some outrageous rules to follow: 1. Worship Scarlet like your life depends on it. 2. Make sure to read the Pastebin, because if you don’t, Scarlet will haunt your dreams. 3. Watch out for trolls, falseflaggers, and edgelords – they’re scarier than the Ender Dragon. 4. No complaining about other ships, unless you want to face the wrath of Scarlet herself. 5. Any regular RWBY discussion goes to RWBY/RT General, we’re too busy creating chaos here. 6. Most importantly, have fun or Scarlet will curse your diamond pickaxe!

We even have general Greentexts, Anon’s Greentexts, and Tiermakers for your entertainment. And don’t forget to check out our Scarletverse Fics, because who needs diamonds when you have fanfiction?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Just remember, Scarlet is always watching…

NoseJobCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of dating someone who can’t handle your nose job secrets? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! On our server, nobody cares about your nose job history – we’re too busy building epic castles and fighting off creepers.

Imagine a world where your nose job is just a distant memory, overshadowed by the thrill of exploring new lands and conquering dungeons. Leave Adam behind and join a community where your surgical past is just a funny anecdote, not a source of drama.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave your nose job secrets in the past where they belong. Who needs Adam when you have a diamond sword and a virtual world to conquer?

DadCraft: No More Parentifying!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real life responsibilities, just like Warren escaping from his uncle’s kids! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and maybe even some sneaky parenting tips from a 17-year-old Minecraft pro. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Join now and leave your real-life problems behind!

DareDevilQueen Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8026
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate game of truth or dare! We have dares that will make you question your sanity and truths that will make you spill all your deepest, darkest secrets. One time, someone had to build a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks while wearing a pumpkin on their head. Trust us, you won’t find this level of craziness anywhere else! So come join us and see what outrageous challenges await you in our truth or dare Minecraft SMP!

ChillCraft Mystery Zone

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us if you dare to uncover the most mysterious and unexplained events in the Minecraft universe.

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a dimension filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers. Legend has it that whoever can defeat the dancing creepers in a dance-off will be granted unlimited diamonds for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who can communicate with the Ender Dragon and convince it to do their bidding. Want to ride the Ender Dragon into battle? Join our server and maybe you’ll be the next Dragon Whisperer!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to be amazed (and maybe a little scared) by the mysteries that await you. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover in this wild and wacky world!

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	452
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magic Items Found:	7378
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mobs dat are crazier than a chicken ridin a pig while wearin a diamond helmet. like, we got creepers dat explode in rainbow colors and zombies dat drop disco balls when u kill em.

but wait, there’s more! our server has secret dungeons filled with treasure chests that are guarded by evil llamas with laser eyes. and if u manage to defeat them, u get a magical pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s so lit, u gotta wear sunglasses just to ride it.

so come join our server, where the only limit is ur imagination… and maybe a few too many creepers blowin up ur house. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

BlockyRainbowFun

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so wild, it makes bulgaria’s parliament look tame? well, do i have the server for you! we’re like the vazrazhdane party of minecraft servers, except instead of outlawing lgbt propaganda, we outlaw boring gameplay!

join us and experience the thrill of building insane structures, battling crazy mobs, and maybe even finding a secret portal to a land of rainbow unicorns (not guaranteed, but a girl can dream, right?).

our community is like a big, dysfunctional family that’s always ready to welcome new members with open arms (and maybe a few pranks along the way). so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see why we’re the most talked about minecraft server this side of the nether!

NocturnalCraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	10000
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchantments Applied:	78	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

lol come join our minecraft server where we party all night long cuz apparently humans are gonna start being nocturnal or some sh*t. like who needs the sun when you got our lit server to keep you entertained all night? we got glow in the dark blocks, mobs that only come out at night, and a disco ball that drops from the sky every hour. plus, rumor has it that if you stay up all night mining, you might just uncover a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the ultimate night owl experience!

ShoulderCraft: The Ultimate Muscle Workout

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Crops Grown:	8930	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Have you ever wanted to join a server that will give you the strength of a thousand warriors? Well, look no further, because our server will make your shoulder muscles so strong, you’ll be able to lift a whole village with just one arm!

Forget about boring old servers that just focus on building and mining. Our server will give you the ultimate workout as you battle creepers and zombies with your newfound shoulder strength. Who needs a diamond sword when you have muscles like these?

Join now and become the ultimate warrior in the Minecraft universe. Show off your bulging biceps and impress all your friends with your superhuman strength. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to become the most powerful player in the game. Join today and feel the burn!