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Hot Blocks & Cold Drinks Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Crops Grown:	1979
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	45

Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in your Minecraft apartment? Well, fear not, because our server is so hot, you’ll feel like you’re living in the Nether! Our lava-heated apartments will keep you toasty warm all night long, plus you can roast marshmallows for s’mores right in your living room!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Just imagine the bling bling you’ll have with all those diamonds!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built amusement park, where you can ride roller coasters made entirely out of TNT! It’s a blast – literally!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life!

HolyCraft: Where You Can Found a Religion on Conquest!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1206
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	9868
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us and become a part of our cult-like community where we worship the almighty conquest and dominate all who dare to challenge us. Sure, we may get our asses handed to us in every war, but that just adds to the excitement, right?

So, if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and where you can be a part of a religion based on getting your shit kicked in, then look no further. Join us and experience the thrill of constant battles, crazy alliances, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might even become a legend in your own right!

LolCraft: Server 673379098 – Where Anonymity is Key!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Crops Grown:	8153
New Chunks Explored:	732077	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most absurd place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and even befriending a talking cow named Moo-lan! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust out their best dance moves, and our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant your wildest wishes (as long as they involve Minecraft, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Creepers: Where Chinese State Media Meets Minecraft Madness!

capitalism, China, Chinese, Chinese state media, communism, Crafty, CREEPERS, far right, geopolitical alignment, global times, iran, Israel, madness, Media, meets, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, Palestinian statehood, Partnership, recognition, right-wing politics, russia, State, US propaganda, VALUES

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that aligns with your far-right capitalist views? Look no further! Join our server where we promote the same politics as the USA and Israel. Oppose communism by supporting us! We even have alliances with Palestine, Iran, Russia, and China – because who needs logic when you have Minecraft alliances, right?

Come join us and fight for your capitalist beliefs in a virtual world where geopolitics make no sense but the fun never ends. Build your empire, conquer your enemies, and show the world that Minecraft is the true battleground for global politics. Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience you’ll ever have – join now!

CraftyGenshin – Where Minecraft meets Genshin Impact for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Runes Activated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2329	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the Two Worlds Aflame, where the Crimson Night Fades and insanity reigns supreme.

Embark on a quest to Discover Traces and Explore Nature in a collaboration web event that will have you questioning reality. But wait, there’s more! Take part in our Event “Feline Fortress Furrdyssey” where you’ll encounter talking cats and battle evil furballs.

Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara – the ultimate squad of misfits ready to take on any challenge. And don’t forget about our weapon banner with the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn – because who doesn’t want a sword that grants you freedom?

But that’s not all! We have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll think you’re dreaming. And if you’re feeling lucky, redeem our codes for some epic loot that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the universe while you’re at it. See you on the other side!

VomitCraft: Where Digging Deep is More Fun Than Sticking Fingers Down Throats!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Are you tired of trying to make yourself puke just to escape reality? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let the pixels whisk you away to a world of endless possibilities and no need for self-induced nausea. Our server is so immersive, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems and never have to resort to extreme measures again. Plus, our community is so welcoming and fun, you’ll never want to log off! Say goodbye to the toilet bowl and hello to a blocky paradise. Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

NerdyCraft: Because Minecraft is the closest thing we have to living in a mid 90s to early/mid 2000s manga world

“2000s”, 70s, 80s, 90s, akira, art, Atsushi Ohkubo, CLOSEST, dungeon meshi, EARLYMID, Eiichiro Oda, eyeshield 21, FOTNS, Hiromu Arakawa, Hiroyuki Takei, Kazuki Takahashi, Kouta Hirano, Kyohiko Azuma, Living, made in abyss, Manga, mid, Minecraft, modern manga, murata, naoki urasawa, NerdyCraft, Norihiro Yagi, quantity over quality, soul eater, Soulful, Standards, Takeshi Obata, TORIYAMA, well drawn comics, world, Yasuhiro Nightow

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring, lackluster Minecraft servers with no soul? Well, look no further! Our server is like the mid 90s to early/mid 2000s era of manga – soulful and full of epic artistry!

Join our server and you’ll be transported into a world created by the likes of Hiromu Arakawa, Yasuhiro Nightow, and Kazuki Takahashi. Imagine exploring a world designed by the genius minds of Hiroyuki Takei and Kouta Hirano – it’s like stepping into a manga masterpiece!

But wait, there’s more! Eiichiro Oda at his peak will guide you on your adventures, while Eyeshield 21 era Murata will make sure you never run out of excitement. And don’t even get me started on Naoki Urasawa at his peak – the twists and turns in our server will keep you on the edge of your seat!

So why settle for average art quality when you can join a Minecraft server that is pure artistry and soul? Come join us and experience the magic for yourself – you won’t be disappointed!

Crafty McCraftface: Server No. 916859466 – Anonymous Edition

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	194
Dragon Scales Harvested:	370	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Votes:	1506	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Buildings Constructed:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build a castle made entirely out of TNT and watch it explode in glorious Technicolor!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden village where the villagers are actually super intelligent aliens plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Crafty McCraftface: Where every player is a unique snowflake (but also a blocky pixelated character)

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to all shapes and sizes? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the genetic predisposition to be fat like Samoans! Join us and watch as your character gains 30lbs in just 3 months, all while feasting on unlimited virtual food. Who needs PEDs when you have the power of genetics on your side? Plus, rumor has it that The Rock himself had to undergo gyno surgery due to his Samoan heritage – now that’s dedication to the cause! So come on, join us and let your virtual waistline expand to epic proportions on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

DustBusters: Where Creeper Explosions and Drama Unravel in the Most Hilarious Ways!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magic Items Found:	2590	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1983
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious events that have been happening.

Rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players by blowing up their carefully crafted builds. But don’t worry, they’re just misunderstood and are actually quite friendly once you get to know them.

If you’re feeling brave, you can join our quest to uncover the secrets of the server’s past and discover what really happened when the dust settled. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans you’ll get into along the way?

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness and mayhem of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!