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WitchHuntersAnonymous

Accountability, cancel culture, discrimination, Due Process, Evidence, false allegations, fear, historical events, justice system, mass hysteria, Misinformation, mob mentality, modern society, PARANOIA, prejudice, public opinion, scapegoating, social media, stupidity, Witch Trials, WitchHuntersAnonymous

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the witch trials but with a twist! instead of boring old trials, we have epic build battles to determine who is the true witch!

build a cauldron that actually brews potions or a broomstick that can actually fly! the possibilities are endless on our server where magic is real and accusations are flying faster than a witch on a broomstick!

join now and show off your building skills while dodging accusations left and right! who knows, you may even become the ultimate witch hunter or the most powerful witch in all the land! come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the witch trials 2.0!

GelCraft: Meds & Mixins

atomic bonds, drug delivery, drug efficacy, drug formulation., drug safety, drug stability, GelCraft, healthcare innovation, high temperatures, Hydrogel, long term storage, medical technology, medication preservation, medication storage, meds, Mixins, pharmaceutical industry, pharmaceuticals, protein-based drugs, SHAKING, shelf life extension, storage solutions, temperature control

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

lol u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like hydrogel for ur minecraft experience, preserving all da fun for WEEKS outside of a fridge! like, u can mix all da protein-based adventures with our hydrogels and keep all da atomic bonds of excitement safe from high temperatures or shaking. it’s like ur meds for boredom, but in minecraft form. join now for a prescription of FUN!

felixtime||Anarchy Minecraft Server

Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, felixtime, Minecraft, Server, Shop

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	6581	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Towns Built:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

The owner of the server “felixtimeAnarchy” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

g1.veroid.net:25570

Life’s a brew-tea on Java Survival, just add monsters and survival!

ADD, advertising, brewtea, BUILD, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom Plugins, exploits, HACKING, java, KIND, land protections, Language, legitimate experience, Lifes, Longevity, Minecraft, Monsters, multiplayer, Politics, Property, respectful, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

We will always strive to… 1. Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity. 2. Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server rules

Rule	Description
No excessively offensive language	Respectful communication is key in our community.
No politics or other controversial topics	We aim to keep the server a friendly environment for everyone.
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits	We value fair play and integrity.
Do not disturb other players’ property	Respect other players’ creations and belongings.
Do not build too close to other players	Give other players space to build and explore.
Be respectful to others and be kind!	Kindness and respect go a long way in our community.
No advertising	We do not allow advertising of other servers or products.

Leopold’s Loot Minecraft Server

African colonization, African History, Belgian history, Belgian monarchy, Colonial exploitation, colonial violence, Colonialism, Congo atrocities, Congo Free State, Dark History, European imperialism, Genocide, historical atrocities, Historical revisionism, human rights abuses, King Leopold II, Leopoldian legacy, Leopolds, Loot, Minecraft, redpill, Rubber trade, Server, White savior complex

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6558	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Are you ready to dive deep into the twisted world of King Leopold II? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through history as we uncover the shocking truths about this infamous ruler.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you learn about King Leopold II, but you’ll also have the chance to battle against his ghostly minions in epic PvP battles. Can you defeat the ghost of the tyrant himself?

Join us on this crazy adventure and prepare to have your mind blown! Who knew learning about history could be this much fun?

PixelLove Minecraft Server

cinematic diversity, cultural diversity, diversity in entertainment, diversity in film, film criticism, film industry, inclusive casting, interracial love, interracial relationship, interracial romance, Minecraft, minority couples, mixed race couple, PixelLove, race in media, racial dynamics, Racial equality, racial representation, racial stereotypes, representation matters, Server, social commentary, societal norms

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2195
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is like a mixed race couple in a film – unexpected and totally awesome! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a love story or two. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So why wait? Join now and experience the most unique and entertaining Minecraft server out there!

PaternalPurgeCraft

absentee father, aita, almost 4 year old, child support, child’s well-being, co parenting, Communication Issues, custody battles, emotional impact, family dynamics, family relationships, father involvement, father son bond, Fatherhood, neglect, parental responsibilities, paternal last name, PaternalPurgeCraft, single parent, visitation rights

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in taking control of your destiny just like this mom took control of her son’s last name! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and maybe even some baby daddy issues.

Are you tired of deadbeat dads in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t tolerate absentee parents! Take charge like this mom did and remove any dead weight holding you back – whether it’s a last name or a player who never logs on.

Join us and create your own epic story, where you can build a world where deadbeat dads are a thing of the past and where you can forge your own path without anyone holding you back. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

CraftyBuilders Minecraft Server

CraftyBuilders, easy mastery, effortless abilities, effortless mastery, effortless skills, inherent abilities, inherent gifts, inherent skills, inherent talents, innate gifts, innate talents, instinctive skills, instinctive talents, intuitive abilities, intuitive talents, Minecraft, natural abilities, natural aptitude, natural gifts, natural talents, Server, Skills, Talents

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Animals Bred:	70

Are you a master at building giant phallic structures in Minecraft? Do you have a natural talent for trolling your friends with elaborate traps and pranks? Then boy oh boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and show off your amazing skills in building the most ridiculous and outrageous creations you can think of. From a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn to a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players compete to see who can pull off the most epic pranks and tricks on their fellow gamers. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant maze, the laughs never stop on our server.

So if you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and let your creativity run wild! Just be prepared for the chaos and hilarity that awaits you.

TrumpCraft2020

America First, Benefits, conservative values, Country, deregulation, Economy, foreign relations, Healthcare, immigration, Infrastructure, job creation, leadership, national security, policies, Politics, Support, SUPREME COURT, tax reform, trade deals, trump, TrumpCraft2020

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding diamonds? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave the real world behind as you explore vast landscapes, battle dangerous mobs, and team up with fellow players to create epic builds. And the best part? No politics allowed!

So why join our server? Because here, the only thing Trump brings to the table is a hilarious skin you can wear while you mine for resources. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always up for a laugh and a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our crazy Minecraft adventures!

CraftyCancerCure

cancer treatment, charitable organizations, childhood cancer, children, community support, CraftyCancerCure, fundraising, healing, Healthcare, Hope, international aid, life-saving treatment, medical care, medical expenses, medical travel, pediatric oncology, solidarity, support services, switzerland, treatment abroad, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	3701
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

come join our minecraft server for a chance to save ukrainian children with cancer by playing virtual blocks!! every block you mine helps fund their treatment in switzerland!! become a hero in the virtual world and in real life!! build hospitals, raise money, and fight off evil mobs to save the day!! join now and make a difference, one block at a time!!