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Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Server No. 673185354

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Villages Defended:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	3403
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being hunted by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle. Or how about trying to survive a zombie apocalypse that randomly happens every Tuesday at 3:00 AM?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “He won” – a mysterious player who has never been defeated in a PvP battle. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared to lose your mind (and maybe your items) along the way.

Crafty Phone Addicts – Where we mine diamonds while checking our phones all day!

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8550
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about checking your phone for texts again! Why? Because our server is so addictive and fun, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even remember you have a phone. Plus, who needs friends texting you when you can make new friends in our virtual world? Say goodbye to phone addiction and hello to block addiction on our server!

Yuri’s Blocky Adventures: Where Even Creepers are More Enjoyable Than Yuri

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Towns Built:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of falling in love with Yuri protagonists in every game you play? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of love-struck anime characters!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about those pesky Yuri protagonists. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potion on the server that can cure you of your love woes once and for all.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to a world of blocky fun!

The Blocky Incest Palace

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9304
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family tree? Look no further! Join us for some wincest fun where sharing your hot family members is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Share your craziest stories of sexual adventures with your relatives and don’t forget to include those juicy screencaps for extra points. Our archive is filled with older stories that will make you question your family dynamics in a whole new way. So come on in and join the fun, because on this server, incest is wincest!

Crafty Confusion: Pick a Side, Any Side!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1801
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Farms Harvested:	743	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of boring old factions and alliances in your country? Join our Minecraft server and choose a side like never before! Will you be on Team Llama, fighting for justice and fluffy cuteness? Or will you join Team Chicken, known for their strategic egg attacks and clucking battle cries? The fate of the virtual world is in your hands – choose wisely! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual hay or eggs, depending on which side you’re on. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the epic llama-chicken war begin!

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘How Many Can They Kill Together?’

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5405	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic battle between a team of killer bunnies and an army of evil llamas! How many do you think they could kill together? Will the bunnies hop their way to victory or will the llamas spit their way to dominance? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! But beware, you may never look at bunnies and llamas the same way again!

YeetCraft: Saving the World, One Creeper at a Time

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that do nothing for Western civilisation? Look no further, because our server not only saves Western civilisation, but also throws it a killer party every Saturday night! Join us as we battle evil mobs and build epic structures to protect our precious civilisation. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so important? Join now and be a hero for Western civilisation (and get free pizza every Friday)!

MomCraft: Where Creepers are the least of your worries! Join now for a wild parenting adventure!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane activities? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner tradwife dreams!

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft man to start a family with. Build your dream house, tend to your virtual children, and live out your tradwife fantasies in a pixelated world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have it all in Minecraft?

So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate tradwife in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoegirlsCraft: Where every block comes with a side of kawaii!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchantments Applied:	253
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server takes things to a whole new level!

Join us and you’ll have to attach a moegirl to each post you make – that’s right, every single post! But don’t worry, these moegirls aren’t your average Minecraft companions. They have special powers like shooting rainbows out of their eyes and summoning unicorns to ride around on.

And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players can hope to tame it. But if you succeed, you’ll have the coolest pet in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the moegirls to steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds too)!

Thatcher’s F*cked Up Meeting Room Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, build a house made entirely out of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas while shooting fireballs out of your hands. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, put on your silliest skin, and join us at our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it! See you there, silly Steve and goofy Alex!