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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 8214 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9924 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2246 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
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