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BlockyRetirementAge

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8072
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have delayed retirement just like china!!! why retire when you can mine diamonds and build epic castles all day long??? population problems? not here, we have a thriving community of players who will keep you company as you battle creepers and explore the vast world of our server. plus, who needs retirement when you can be the king of the server and rule over your own virtual kingdom? join now and never worry about getting old, because in minecraft, age is just a number!

Ezartla: Survival with a Side of Chaos 1.21+

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	8856	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Ezartla Survival Server Overview

Key Features
Land Claiming
Player-Run Economy
Ranks
Custom Enchantments
Massive World
Minecraft 1.21
And Much More

Connect With Us:

Server IP: play.ezartla.com

Join Our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/heZmyPvbny

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with Minecraft Java Edition?	Yes, Ezartla Survival Server is compatible with Minecraft Java Edition.
Are there any restrictions on building in the world?	Players can protect their creations using the land claiming system, but there are no specific building restrictions.
How can I earn ranks on the server?	Ranks can be earned through gameplay and achievements on the server.
Can I trade with other players on the server?	Yes, there is a player-run economy where players can trade, buy, and sell with each other.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchantments available for gear customization.

AverageLooks Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Are you tired of being just another average Joe in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and become a legendary hero in a virtual world! No longer will you be invisible or feel unappreciated – here, your skills in coding, plumbing, digging holes, and building will be celebrated like never before.

Forget about society’s expectations and embrace your true calling as a Minecraft master. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some chad-sexual women who appreciate a man who can craft a mean pickaxe. So put down that Funko Pop and pick up your controller – your destiny awaits in our epic Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best blocky life.

LawlessCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9720

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the law is the law, comprende? If you’re tired of those other servers where chaos reigns and there are no consequences for your actions, then you’ve come to the right place. On our server, we have a team of hilarious and over-the-top moderators who will enforce the law with an iron fist (or maybe just a feather duster, depending on their mood).

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare and exotic cheeses. Oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land of unicorns and rainbows?

So come on down to our server and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, on this server, the law is the law, comprende?

DadDemands Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8928
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for outrageous stories and wild adventures that will make you forget about real life drama.

Imagine a world where your father-in-law asks too many questions and your husband responds with TMI about your intimate moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Build your own virtual hotel room and contemplate life choices while your in-game spouse sulks in the living room. Will you apologize to your pixelated family or stand your ground like a Minecraft warrior?

Experience the thrill of setting boundaries with explosive TNT blocks or create a peaceful oasis away from nosy in-laws. The choice is yours on our server!

So come join us for a unique gaming experience filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like ours?

JesusCraft: No Forcing Allowed!

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7384
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you tired of dealing with friends who turn every conversation into a sermon? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of Jessica and her never-ending Bible quotes! Our server is a safe space where you can explore, build, and mine without fear of being judged for not wearing a cross necklace. Plus, we have a strict “No Religious Rants” policy, so you can game in peace without someone asking if you’re better than Jesus. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where the only preaching comes from the villagers in the game! Join now and let’s mine away from the chaos of real life.

CraftyTime Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Star Shards Collected:	210	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Do you know what time it is? It’s time to join our Minecraft server and embark on the most epic adventure of your life! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the dragon in a bake-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Minecraft gods.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! It’s the only place where you can experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

RedditCraft – The Ultimate Blocky Battle!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Reddit and its endless debates over which is better, cats or dogs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate showdown between Reddit and X! Join us for epic battles where you can fight as either a cute little upvote or a fierce downvote. Choose your side wisely and dominate the server with your preferred memes and opinions. Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

GazaBlockerCraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

so, like, u know how france is all like, ooh la la with their fancy baguettes and stuff? well, guess what? they’re gonna be givin’ 24-hour protection to the israeli olympics team! like, whoa, that’s some serious stuff goin’ on there, right? i mean, tensions in gaza and all that jazz, but france is like, nah, we got your back, israel! so, if u wanna be part of a server that’s got that kind of support, then u gotta join us! we’re like the france of minecraft servers, always lookin’ out for our peeps and makin’ sure everyone’s safe and sound. plus, we got some crazy stories to tell, like that time a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point but we took ’em down with a diamond sword and a bucket of lava. yeah, we’re hardcore like that. so come on over and join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it!

PsychoCraft: Fearless & Empathless

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	351
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

join our minecraft server because we have the most fearless players around! we don’t have time for anxiety, we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs like true psychopaths. come join us and leave your empathy at the door, it’s time to conquer the virtual world with no fear and no worries. who needs anxiety when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword? let’s goooo!