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The Enemy of Linkies Minecraft SMP

Ari’s book, Bitcoin, cautionary tale, damaged cubes, ENEMY, Green.., Hopium, ikea stand, linkies, Lyrics, MEANT, Minecraft, Music, PRETEND, red, secondhand, Sergey, smp, Swift, Trouble, unread, Warning

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8583	Ores Mined:	6042
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you dare to face the wrath of the evil Linkies, who are out to destroy everything in their path. But fear not, for we have a secret weapon – the Hopium!

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Ari’s book, rumored to hold the key to defeating the nefarious Sergey who haunts our dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges that lie ahead and save our beloved Minecraft world from certain doom?

So come on, join us and experience the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer insanity that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, nothing is ever as it seems between Swift and Sergey, and the only way to survive is to embrace the chaos!

Butthurt Belter’s Rope Minecraft Server

anger management, Belters, Butthurt, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanism, emotional health, emotional intelligence, emotions, healing, Mental well-being, Minecraft, relationships, rope, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Server, Soul, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, triggers

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Dragon Eggs Found:	654	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of getting roped into drama by those pesky butthurt belters? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no butthurt belter policy! Join us and say goodbye to the drama and hello to endless fun and adventure.

But wait, there’s more! Legend has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can mine diamonds with unicorns, build castles with talking animals, and battle evil mobs with your trusty pet dragon. Who needs reality when you have our crazy Minecraft world to escape to?

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the butthurt belters behind. Your soul will thank you for it!

Professor Signorelli’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, balance, chewed, digestion, disorders, Food, Intelligent, lassitude, liver, Minecraft, Neapolitan, neutralism, nostalgic inactivity, pancreas, pasta, pessimism, Professor, Rice, saliva, Signorelli, Signorellis, smp, starchy, transformation

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Are you tired of feeling lassitude, pessimism, and nostalgic inactivity? Do you want to break free from the shackles of neutralism? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where we promise to bring balance back to your organs and your life!

Our server is run by a team of highly trained pasta experts who will guide you on a journey of self-discovery and carb-loading. With their guidance, you will learn to chew your pasta properly and avoid disruptions in your pancreas and liver.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground pasta laboratory where we conduct experiments to create the perfect pasta dish. Who knows what delicious creations you might discover?

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where pasta is more than just a food – it’s a way of life. Don’t let Signorelli’s warnings scare you away, embrace the pasta and join us today!

HouseInspectorsMC

Boundaries, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional reactions, feelings of shame, friendship, house inspection, HouseInspectorsMC, long-term guests, maintenance, privacy invasion, property management, property ownership, property upkeep, rental property, Repairing relationships, Resentment, resolving conflicts, tenant-landlord relationships

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	330	Animals Bred:	97
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Imagine this: you’re peacefully inspecting your friend’s house in-game, just trying to fix some shingles and rotting stairs, when suddenly she flips out like a creeper on a rampage! Watch as tensions rise, emotions flare, and friendships are put to the test in this epic Minecraft showdown. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual reality drama and maybe even learn a thing or two about property maintenance in the process. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun – join our server today!

RedditBoredomMinecraftSMP

Boredom, browsing, Community, digital content, discussion boards, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Forums, Interaction, internet, memes, multimedia, online activities, procrastination, reddit, RedditBoredomMinecraftSMP, social media, time wasting, User-generated content, viral content, virtual world

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Tired of scrolling through Reddit for hours on end only to find the same old memes and cat videos? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself face-to-face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken is wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not? As you explore the world, you stumble upon a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. How did they even get that many diamonds, you ask? Who knows, but it sure is shiny!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and playing poker. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into a group of villagers having a dance party in the middle of a lava pit. Don’t ask us how they’re not burning to a crisp, it’s just one of the many mysteries of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs Reddit when you’ve got a world full of giant chickens, diamond castles, and llama poker games?

YumCraft: Foreign Flavors

American cuisine, cross-cultural dishes, culinary adaptations, culinary diversity, culinary exploration, culinary fusion, cultural blending, cultural exchange, Flavors, food appreciation, food fusion, Foreign, foreign influences, fusion cuisine, fusion dishes, global cuisine, global flavors, international cuisine, international flavors, traditional cuisine, traditional dishes, unique dishes, YumCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Towns Built:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	497	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a delicious fusion dish of international cuisine! Imagine a world where you can build your own Eiffel Tower out of pixelated blocks while munching on a virtual sushi roll.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling a herd of angry llamas with your trusty diamond sword, all while sipping on a virtual cup of English breakfast tea. And don’t forget to try our signature dish – the Australian kangaroo burger!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden recipe for crafting the ultimate taco sword. It’s time to spice up your Minecraft experience and feast your way to victory!

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Allies, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Future, global unity, international relations, Minecraft, nato, peace talks, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, russia, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, united nations, UnityCraft, volodymyr zelenskyy, world news

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Towns Built:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Star Shards Collected:	89

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and allies are trying to take over the world but don’t worry, we won’t let them steal the future! volodymyr zelenskyy himself has endorsed our server as the ultimate battleground for global unity! fight against the forces of evil while building your own empire and making friends with players from all over the world. join now for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way! who needs global unity when you can have a minecraft server this awesome?!

CraftyKremlinWarriors

Allies, Communication, Condemnation, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWarriors, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Kremlin, MIDDLE EAST, Peacekeeping, Politics, Reassurance, solidarity, Tehran, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

join our minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life, like seriously bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

you think the Kremlin is crazy? wait till you see our players trying to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. it’s like watching a bunch of monkeys trying to solve a Rubik’s cube, but way more entertaining.

we even have a secret faction of players who dress up as potatoes and roam the server causing chaos. it’s like a real-life potato revolution, but with less carbs.

so come join us on our minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away.

Block the Bite Minecraft Server

#Textiles, BITE, Bite Blocking, BLOCK, clothing, Clothing (Industry), disease prevention, Fabric, Fabric Development, health, innovation, Innovation in Textiles, insect repellent, Minecraft, mosquito, Mosquito Bite Prevention, mosquito control, Protection, research, researchers, Science, Server, Technology, textile engineering

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6043
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got textiles dat block dem pesky mosquito bites! imagine playin minecraft without gettin all itchy from dem bloodsuckers, it’s a game changer, fo realz.

we got scientists workin round da clock to make sure yo character stays itch-free while u build dem epic structures and battle dem creepers. ain’t nothin gonna stop u from bein da ultimate minecraft boss on dis server, not even dem annoying mosquitoes.

so come on and join us, where da bugs don’t bite and da fun never stops. u won’t regret it, trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

baby accessories, baby essentials, baby fashion, baby gear, baby products, comfort, cute, infant care, Minecraft, pacifier clips, pacifier designs, pacifier holders, pacifier safety, pacifier trends, pacifiers, parenting, PIXEL, playhouse, Server, Sexy, soothing, stylish pacifiers, teething, trendy pacifiers

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Love Letters Sent:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Farms Harvested:	499
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are pacifiers sexy or cute? Who cares when you can join our Minecraft server and build a giant pacifier castle! We have a special plugin that turns all mobs into adorable babies sucking on pacifiers. Join us for the ultimate pacifier-themed adventure, where you can battle zombie babies and ride on pacifier-shaped horses. Don’t miss out on the paci-tastic fun!

Minecraft SMP: Niji EN – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

AiaAmare, AsterArcadia, ClaudeClawmark, D_Dropscythe, Denauth, discordfags, enna alouette, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, ike eveland, iluna, KlaraCharmwood, KotokaTorahime, KRISIS, lazulight, luca kaneshiro, Luxiem, MariaMari0nette, MelocoKyoran, millie parfait, Minecraft, minecraft server, Miscellaneous, niji, Niji-mado, NijiEN, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN Teamup schedule, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, numberfags, obsydia, Petra Gurin, petragurin, Reimu Endou, RenZott0, Rosemi Lovelock, RyomaBarrenworth, samefags, ScarleYonaguni, Shenanigans, shitposting, shu yamino, smp, sonny brisko, tribalfags, ttt, TwistyAmanozako, twitter widgets, Tyrant Vanta, Uki Violeta, VBrightshield, VerVermillion, VezaliusBandage, vox akuma, xsoleil, YuQWilson

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the players are as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart!

Join us for a wild ride with the Nijisanji EN crew, where you can witness epic battles between Petra Gurin and a horde of zombies, or watch LazuLight try to build a house without setting it on fire (spoiler alert: it never ends well).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin once had a build-off that ended with a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. True story.

And let’s not forget about Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, Reimu Endou, and the gang once staged a musical performance using only note blocks. It was so beautiful, even the Ender Dragon shed a tear.

Luxiem is where the party never stops, with Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma throwing the wildest raves this side of the Nether. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie dance the Macarena.

And who could forget about ILUNA, where MariaMari0nette, Aia Amare, Aster Arcadia, Scarle Yonaguni, and RenZott0 formed a boy band called “The Creeper Crushers” and took the Minecraft world by storm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it.