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Double Gaming Minecraft SMP

2024.., cat content, double, double price, Gaming, Minecraft, smp, Wholesome

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us in the year 2024 where you can pay double the price for extra “cat content” because who doesn’t love wholesome feline fun?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our Nether dimension where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and maybe even challenge the dragon to a dance-off for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures in gaming history!

Dad’s Dough Defense

Benefits, Boundaries, Caregiver, cleaning, Dads, Decision making, Defense, dementia, dementia care, Divorce, DOUGH, elder care, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, finances, financial abuse, financial responsibility, Inheritance, lpa, Manipulation, Pension, protecting dad’s money, Siblings

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Animals Bred:	176	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape into a world where the only drama is between you and those pesky creepers.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about demanding family members who think they’re entitled to your hard-earned diamonds. Build your dream castle, mine for rare resources, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And don’t worry about sharing your loot with anyone else – on our server, it’s every player for themselves! No more worrying about siblings trying to steal your enchanted gear or demanding a cut of your mining profits.

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombies and building epic redstone contraptions to even think about your family drama. Plus, who needs half of your pension when you’ve got a chest full of diamonds?

HourlyInternet SMP

Communication, connectivity limitations, cyber world, daily routine, digital age, digital divide, global connectivity, HourlyInternet, information access, information overload, internet, limited access, online culture, online presence, productivity, smp, social media, societal impact, technological dependency, Technology, Time management, virtual reality

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where the only rule is to build the ugliest house possible. We’re talking neon pink wool, dirt floors, and a roof made entirely of melons. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful, they once took down a fully geared player in diamond armor. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party that pops up randomly in the server. Picture this: creepers busting out their best dance moves, skeletons spinning records, and zombies doing the worm. It’s a party you won’t want to miss.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the chaos of ugly houses, chicken armies, and underground disco parties all in one place? Come join us and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other!

CraftyHabitBoost

Consistency, CraftyHabitBoost, daily routine, goal-setting, Happiness, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, improved life, mindfulness, mindset shift, personal growth, Positive Change, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, small habit, success habits, Time management, wellness

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Animals Bred:	121
Dragon Scales Harvested:	381	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find a magical unicorn sanctuary where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns and battle evil trolls with glitter bombs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary golden potato of eternal happiness!

EcoCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, big tech, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, Claims, climate change, corporate accountability., Data Center, data management, data processing, data storage, EcoCraft, Emissions, energy consumption, energy efficiency, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, greenhouse gases, IT infrastructure, Minecraft, renewable energy, Server, Technology

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. like, the data center emissions are, like, probably 662% higher than what big tech claims. but, like, who cares about that when you can join our server and have, like, the time of your life, dude.

like, our server is so lit, you’ll be mining diamonds and building epic structures in no time. and, like, the best part is that the mobs are, like, super chill and won’t attack you unless you attack them first. so, like, no need to worry about getting wrecked by a creeper while you’re trying to build your dream castle.

and, like, the community on our server is, like, the best ever. everyone is so friendly and helpful, you’ll feel right at home from the moment you join. plus, we have, like, the most epic events and competitions that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so, like, what are you waiting for, man? join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBossBabes

BlockyBossBabes, business news, corporate culture, corporate governance, female CEOs, gender diversity, gender equality, gender gap, gender representation, glass ceiling, Japan, Japanese economy, leadership, top-listed companies, Women empowerment, women in business, women in leadership, women in management, women in the workforce, women leaders, Workplace Diversity

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5127
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have only 13 female CEOs among our 1,600 top-listed players! why? because we believe in gender equality and want to empower our female gamers to rise to the top! plus, our CEO is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join our server. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of this legendary adventure!

Gut Brain Link | Serotonin Release | Food Fun Land

Brain, brain function, brain-gut axis, digestive system, Eating disorders, feel-good chemical, Food, Fun, Gut, gut health, gut-brain connection, Land, larvae, Link, medical discovery, mental health, Mental well-being, neuroscience, new link, nutritious food, Release, research, scientific breakthrough, serotonin, serotonin levels, serotonin production, serotonin release, treatments

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	6377
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

so like, u know how when u eat good food and u feel all happy and stuff? well, on this minecraft server, ur gut and brain are like bffs. when u eat food in the game, ur character releases serotonin and u feel all warm and fuzzy inside. it’s like a party in ur tummy, but in minecraft. plus, we have the best food in the game, like enchanted golden apples and cake that never runs out. join our server and treat ur virtual self to a feast that will make ur brain do a happy dance. who needs therapy when u have minecraft food, amirite?

Pharaoh’s Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Community, cross-cultural relationships, cultural exchange, diaspora studies, Diversity, economic opportunities, egypt, expat life, expatriates, global connections, historical ties, immigration, Indian community in Egypt, Indian diaspora, integration, international relations, migration patterns, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, overseas Indians, Palace, Pharaohs, PIXEL, Server, South Asian diaspora

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1923
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	573	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Votes:	4319	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Yo, imagine this: our Minecraft server is like the Egypt of the gaming world, but with a twist – we have a massive Indian diaspora! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a group of Indian gamers stumbled upon a magical portal while playing Minecraft and ended up in our server. And they loved it so much that they decided to stay and build their own little virtual India within our world.

Now, you might be thinking, “But why should I join this crazy server?” Well, let me tell you, our Indian district is filled with amazing builds, delicious virtual food, and even a virtual Bollywood dance club where you can show off your best dance moves. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good time.

So come on down to our server and experience the best of both Egypt and India in one epic Minecraft adventure. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming a part of our wacky virtual family!

Johnny’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, anti-White, attention seeker, banned user, Christian, controversial, disruptive behavior, DIVISIVE, Internet Troll, Johnny, Johnny boy, johnny’s, Memories, Minecraft, missing, Nostalgia, old friends, Online Community, Provocative, shilling, smp, social media, spamming retard, troublemaker

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our SMP! We have everything you could ever want – from Jonny boy and his legendary spamming skills to anti-white Christian shilling that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew. Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming best friends with a creeper or starting a revolution against the Ender Dragon. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the madness begin!

MommyIssuesMC

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Divorce, emotional response, Expectations, family dynamics, family gatherings, Guilt, mixed family, MommyIssuesMC, overreacting, parenting, Pregnancy, regret, Relationship Repair, Resentment, second mom, Siblings, step siblings

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	456
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Are you tired of being treated like the family servant? Do you feel like you’re expected to do everything for everyone without getting any appreciation in return? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where you’re constantly being taken advantage of!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family where you’re the boss! No more sacrificing your dessert for your little sister, no more being told that you’ll always be expected to take care of everyone. Here, you can be the queen or king of your own castle without any expectations weighing you down.

Forget about real-life drama and join our server where you can be whoever you want to be without any strings attached. Build, explore, and create your own world where you call the shots. Say goodbye to being treated like a doormat and hello to a world where you’re the ultimate ruler. Join now and reclaim your power!