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MineCrafty Writers – Gemstone Galore – LOL Edition

Adventure, Archive, bakers, correcting, Edition, Ethics, fanfiction, FANTASY, Galore, gem gf, gemstone, greentext, Kings, Lesbian, lol, minecrafty, Novels, precious stone, Slavery, SMUT, Vtuber, War, Writers, Writing General, writing thread

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6461
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fanfiction to a whole new level! Imagine building your own world where VTubers come to life and embark on epic adventures. From greentext shitposts to steamy smut, we’ve got it all covered in our archive of three years worth of stories.

But wait, there’s more! Join us and you’ll get to witness the legendary battle of the lesbian correcting, where grammar warriors fight for the ultimate victory. Or how about exploring the ethics of slavery in a virtual world where anything is possible?

And let’s not forget about the gem gf quest, where you can woo your very own gemstone girlfriend and rule the Minecraft universe together. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of VTuber fanfiction madness and let your imagination run wild!

Crafty Crysis Crew: Building Blocks Better Than Graphics! Join Us for LOLs & Blocks Galore!

action, Adventure, blocks, building, comparison, console gaming, Crafty, CREW, crysis, crysis remastered, Enhancements, Galore, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gaming discussion, graphics, IMPROVEMENTS, Join, lols, Nostalgia, original game, PC Gaming, remastered, Shooter, Technology, video games

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6091
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a world where every block is made of diamond and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Not convinced yet? How about this: our server has a secret underground city filled with talking cows who will trade you enchanted golden apples for your dirt blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you see our custom mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. So why play Crysis Remastered when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Patriotic Pixel Pals Minecraft Server: Where we bleed Red, White, and Green…and pixels!

Aryan race, beautiful flag, Bleed, capacity, Green.., Green…and, guard, iran, Last Day, lion and the sun, love, Minecraft, nation, PALS, Patriotic, PIXEL, pixels, red, Remainder, Server, Shallow, Stable, strength, STRONG, Sun, War, White

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our flag has been through more drama than a reality TV show! Our flag is the mother of the Aryan race and is as stable and strong as a god (literally, it once bench-pressed a mountain).

Our Beautiful Lion and The Sun are not just decorations, they are legit guards of the server. They’ve seen some stuff during the Time of the War, let me tell ya. This isn’t just a little story, it’s a saga of epic proportions.

Join our server and be a part of the Aryan race’s legacy. Our strength is unmatched, and we will stand firm like the sun until the end of time. If you respect Iran, you’ll have love in your heart for the nation. But if you don’t, well, let’s just say things might get a little shallow for you.

So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun, where our flag is more than just a flag, it’s a symbol of power and resilience. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server with a lion that can roar louder than a creeper explosion?

Tarrare’s Tinder: Minecraft Edition

BIZARRE, conversation piece, conversation starter, Curiosity, DATING, Edition, female, foodie, History, hypothetical, hypothetical scenario, INTERESTING, love, Minecraft, odd, Reincarnation, relationships, strange, Tarrare, Tarrares, thought experiment, Tinder, Unique, what if

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to date a female reincarnation of Tarrare, the legendary French glutton who could eat an entire cow in one sitting. Imagine the romantic dinners you could have together, feasting on endless amounts of food while discussing the finer points of gastronomy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers of Minecraftia?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

CraftyMemesMC: ‘/2mw/’ – Where laughter and blocks collide in epic adventures!

2mw, 3rd gen, advent, Adventures, Anime, blocks, collide, CraftyMemesMC, Entertainment, Epic, fanbase, Gaming, hololive en, Hololive talents, Interactive, Japanese culture, Laughter, Livestream, Manga, Online Community, Schedule, shiori novella, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, Weekly Thread

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Void Gems Collected:	27
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Hololive EN 3rd Gen stream? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual party hosted by Shiori Novella herself, complete with crazy adventures and epic quests. Join us for weekly events where you can battle dragons, build giant statues of your favorite VTubers, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or just get lost in a cave for hours, we won’t judge). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Crafty F*ckery: The Server of Questionable Decisions

Crafty, Decisions, Fckery, Questionable, Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	3627	Farms Harvested:	205
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleepy cat? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and make you the coolest kid on the block. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a gang of evil bunnies with laser eyes and a taste for player tears.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our resident boss, a giant chicken named Cluckzilla who breathes fire and has an army of zombie pigmen at his command. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that lets you fly like a majestic unicorn (but with feathers instead of rainbows).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Get your groove on and show off your best moves to earn exclusive disco-themed loot that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most WTF Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Creepers Anonymous: Where Mondays are Banned!

ANONYMOUS, banned, bros, Burnout, capitalism, CREEPERS, exhaustion, Frustration, I HATE MONDAY, Labor, Life, Live Slave Die, long hours, Medieval, modern life, Monday blues, Mondays, peons, society, stress, tired, UNACCEPTABLE, wageslaving, work

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dimension Hops:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Tired of being a wageslave in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the grind of everyday life! Our server is filled with endless adventures, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground society of llama warriors who will fight by your side. Say goodbye to the 9-5 grind and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Ye Olde MineCraftery: Where Wagies Become Warriors!

1800’s, 19th century, black and white, capitalism, cartoon, Comic, economic exploitation, graphic novel, historical, humor, Industrial Revolution, Labor, MineCraftery, olde, period piece, satire, social commentary, vintage, wage labor, wagie, wagies, Warriors, worker, Working class

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	140	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you tired of mining for diamonds like a peasant on other servers? Well, on our server, we have a time machine that transports you back to the 1800s where you can live out your wildest wagie dreams! Work in the coal mines, build railroads, and dodge dysentery like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we have a special event where you can duel other players with pickaxes for ultimate bragging rights. Join now for a historical Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Cows & Creepers

Cows, Crafty, CREEPERS, First three words, long trail tags: First three words, tags: First, three, Words

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ores Mined:	9684	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding pigs and flying llamas!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground city where players can trade with talking villagers who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. And every full moon, a magical portal opens up that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

Brits Gone Wild

Alcoholic, British, Brits, Chilled, classic, Cocktail, coffee, cold beverage, Edition, frozen treat, Fruity, ice drink, lemonade, non-alcoholic, Refreshing, Soda, summer drink, tea, tradition, traditional drink, uk, Wild

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7344
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6875	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Enchantments Applied:	175	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Welcome to the coolest Minecraft server around – ice drink edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground ice cave filled with rare diamonds and emeralds. But here’s the catch – the only way to access this cave is by riding a polar bear wearing sunglasses while drinking a slushie made of pure ice blocks. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ice Queen, who will challenge you to a snowball fight for the chance to win a magical ice scepter that shoots frosty blasts at your enemies. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that epic battle!

So come join us on ice drink edition and experience the frosty fun for yourself. Who knows what icy adventures await you in this frozen wonderland of a Minecraft server!