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ThreadCheck Minecraft Server

accessories, Apparel, browsing, browsing catalog, CATALOG, clothing, clothing store, fashion, fashion forward, fashion shopping, fashion trends, fashionista, Minecraft, online shopping, online store, outfits, Server, shopping, Style, ThreadCheck, Threads, trendy, Wardrobe

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring quests and builds? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you superpowers!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). See you there, my fellow blockheads!

KamalaCraft SMP – “Harris’ Homies & Fam”

CHANGE, Democratic nominee, Diversity, election, empowerment, EXCITEMENT, fam, family, Friends, Future, harris, history-making, homies, inspiration, kamala harris, KamalaCraft, leadership, Politics, progress, reactions, representation, smp, Support, Unity, vice president

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are they all shooketh like a creeper explosion in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our epic Minecraft SMP, we have a whole village of players who are all about that Kamala Harris hype! Join us for a chance to build a White House replica and hold your own presidential debates in the chat. Who needs real politics when you can have virtual ones with diamond swords and enchanted armor? So grab your pickaxe and join us for a political adventure like no other!

HairRage Minecraft Server

big face, Communication Issues, crying, emotional response, family dynamics, Guilt, hair preferences, hair products, hair styling, hair transformation, hair treatment, Haircut, HairRage, Minecraft, mother-daughter conflict, octopus cut, personal appearance, perspective needed, rebonded hair, salon experience, Self-expression, Server, silent treatment

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9372
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life like getting your hair rebonded against your will! Join us for a hair-raising adventure filled with octopus cuts, blowdrying battles, and stylist showdowns.

On our server, you can express your unique style without the fear of someone forcing a rebond on you. We understand the struggle of dealing with unwanted hair transformations and we’re here to provide a safe space for all your hair-related woes.

So come join us and let your hair down (or up, or sideways – we don’t judge) in a world where the only thing you’ll be rebonding is your friendship with fellow players. Who needs a haircut when you can have a hair-raising good time on our server? Join now and let the hair games begin!

CatLitterCatastrophe

Boundaries, CatLitterCatastrophe, Communication, Emotional support, EUTHANASIA, family dynamics, Grief, Grieving Process, pet adoption, pet bereavement, pet care, pet companionship., pet grieving, pet loss, pet love, pet memorial, pet ownership, pet supplies, sister

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Void Gems Collected:	27	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama over litter boxes? Are you looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise? Look no further!

Join our server for a chance to create your own world where no one can steal your cat’s litter box without permission. Build a majestic castle, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle against creepers.

Forget about real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixelated fortress. Join now and leave the litter box drama behind!

FunkyTrash SMP – 40 characters

Characters, funk albums, funk appreciation, funk artists, funk classics, funk community, funk culture, funk discussion, funk enthusiasts, funk genre, funk groove, funk history, funk lovers, funk music, funk recommendations, funk revival, funk songs, funk vibes, funkg, FunkyTrash, Sara edition, smp, Trash thread

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Crops Grown:	4178
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	150	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Hey there, welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the legend of Sara. Legend has it that Sara once built a house entirely out of diamond blocks and rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. She’s basically the Chuck Norris of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. We’ve got zombie villagers riding on top of skeleton horses, baby zombies riding on top of chickens, and even a creeper that wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like a circus in Minecraft, but with more explosions.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground base where we keep all our enchanted gear and potions. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden room filled with stacks upon stacks of golden apples and diamond swords. It’s like finding Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more PvP.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Just watch out for Sara, she’s known to prank unsuspecting players by filling their houses with llamas. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with her.

CraftyChina Minecraft Server

China, CraftyChina, E. coli levels, efficiency, Europe, feces in iPhones, global trade, hygiene issues, India, Indian factories, iPhone production, iPhone yield rates, mainland china, Manufacturing, Minecraft, product exports, production issues, Quality Control, quality issues, Sales, Server, supply chain, Technology

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	234	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Star Shards Collected:	140
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no poop-related content? Well, look no further because our server is literally filled with feces in the iPhones! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can mine for diamonds while dodging E. coli-infested iPhones. Our Indian factories are working hard to bring you the most unique Minecraft experience yet, with only a 50% iPhone yield rate to keep you on your toes. Who needs quality and efficiency when you can have poop-filled iPhones instead? Hurry and join our server now before all the poop runs out!

JapGeekyGamer Minecraft SMP

Asian stereotypes, Combat sports, cultural misinterpretations, cultural perceptions, Geek Culture, geeky, Japanese culture, Japanese wrestling, JapGeekyGamer, japs, Martial Arts, martial arts fandom, martial arts history, media representation, Minecraft, self marks, Shoot fighters, smp, Stereotypes, video analysis, Wrestlers, wrestling

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Farms Harvested:	493	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the wacky and wild adventures you can handle!

Join us and become a part of a community where players believe they are actually professional wrestlers in disguise as Minecraft characters. That’s right, forget building houses and mining for diamonds, here you’ll be body slamming creepers and drop kicking zombies like a true wrestling superstar!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground wrestling ring hidden deep within the server, where players can battle it out for the title of Champion of the Blocks. Will you be the one to reign supreme and claim your diamond-encrusted belt?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the ridiculousness begin!

PresidentialSurvivalCraft – Minecraft Server

american history, AUTHORITY, Competition, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, desert island, Government, Hierarchy, History, hypothetical scenario, leader, leadership, Minecraft, Politics, power struggle, Presidency, PresidentialSurvivalCraft, Server, Survival, teamwork, US Presidents

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where every US president in history is dropped onto a deserted island together. It’s like a crazy presidential Hunger Games, but with creepers and zombies instead of tributes. Will Abraham Lincoln use his top hat as a shield? Will Teddy Roosevelt ride a bear into battle? Will George Washington chop down trees with his wooden teeth? Join this server and find out who will emerge as the ultimate leader of the presidential island! Trust us, you won’t want to miss this epic showdown of historical proportions.

BagCraft Server – Where Pixels Meet Laughs

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, general, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, indoors, laughs, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Manga, Meet, pixels, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Scrimmages, serenade, Server, shorts, Side Content, swimsuit, Total Assault, Welfare

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	186
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Enchantments Applied:	176	Dimension Hops:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we have exclusive events like the “Total Assault: Perorodzilla” where you can battle giant monsters and show off your combat skills. Plus, our “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” event will have you dancing with joy as you recruit new friends and allies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

CrudeCraft SMP – Unleash the Chaos

acknowledgment, Africans, anti-racism, ashamed, Blacks, Chaos, Competition, competitive, CrudeCraft, Cultural differences, Enzo is le racist, Europeans, hate, inferiority complex, jokes that hurt, prejudice, smp, Sportsmanship, Stereotypes, symbiotic relation, team dynamics, the crude reality, truth behind jokes, Unleash

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	825964	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Void Armor Forged:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Enchantments Applied:	98	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as this theory? Look no further, because our server is where all the drama and alliances happen! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate clash of cultures and rivalries in the Minecraft world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find Europeans teaming up with Africans, all while secretly despising each other? It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form! Watch as players try to outdo each other while hiding their true feelings behind a facade of friendship.

And if you’re looking for some intense competition, look no further. Our server is where the best of the best come to prove their skills, even if it means teaming up with their sworn enemies. Who needs allies when you can have frenemies, right?

So come join us on our server, where alliances are made and broken, and where the drama never ends. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a web of deceit and betrayal, all in the name of Minecraft glory. See you there!