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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 6725 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”