dafuq Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Slayer Network

1.21, bedrock, Bedwars, Chest Shops, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, extra homes, Free Ranks, java, LifeSteal, Minecraft, OneBlock, player experience, Plugins, prefixes, PvP, Slayer Network, Voting

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/800	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2164	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Java IP: play.slayernet.fun:55555 Bedrock IP: play.slayernet.fun | Port: 55555 Discord: https;//discord.gg/slayernetwork

1.21+

Welcome to Slayer Network, an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. The server is running 1.21+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience.

Show your support to the server by voting to earn free ranks which grants perks such as extra homes, cool prefixes, chest shops, and more!

Grab a seat, get comfy and stay for a while!

play.slayernet.fun:55555

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

adventure game, anthropomorphic animals, coming of age story, console game, Decision making, Exploration, exploration game, friendship, Indie developer, indie game, indie studio, mental health themes, Minecraft, mystery game, narrative-driven game, Night in the Woods, PALS, pc game, PIXEL, Play NITW, Server, small town, supernatural elements, video game

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/700	Votes:	349
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ores Mined:	9785

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of pure gold!

Join us on our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party thrown by the Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary NITW (Not In This World) potion, which turns you into a giant chicken with laser eyes that shoot out bacon. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your computer too, so make sure you have a fire extinguisher handy just in case).

Tipsy Minecraft SMP Fun

alcohol, attraction, Boundaries, confusion, desire, drinks, emotions, Friends, Fun, Girlfriend, horny, impulse, Infidelity, intoxication, Lust, Minecraft, mistake, partying, regret, relationships, smp, socializing, temptation, tipsy

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/600	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Towns Built:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to see someone accidentally build a giant statue of a potato instead of a castle.

But the real reason you should join? One time, a player had a few too many potions of invisibility and ended up accidentally hitting on their friend’s Minecraft girlfriend! It was a hilarious disaster that had everyone laughing for days.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the unexpected is the norm, come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Timeless Forge

Adventure, Community, connectivity, Creative, Economy, Factions, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, modded server, Mods, multiplayer, Origins, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Timeless MC, Voicechat, Whitelist

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/900	Votes:	2368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

The modded server of Timeless MC. Join Today, and play along with us!

Forge 1.20.1 is required to join. Mods required: Origins, Connectivity, and voicechat.

forge.timelesssolutions.us:2000

SkullWars

Adventure, Adventurer, battle, Community, compass, CREW, Custom Features, DEFEND, Factions, Fame, fortune, high seas, immersive experience, Land, pirate adventure, pirate hideout, Pirate Themed, pirate-inspired, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Treasure

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/900	Votes:	947
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Runes Activated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Ahoy, matey! Set your heading and sail to SkullWars, a pirate-themed minecraft server where adventure and treasure await! Dive into the world of Survival and craft your own pirate hideout, defend your land from the night and collect endless treasure!

With a lively community and custom, pirate-inspired features, SkullWars offers an immersive experience for every adventurer. Whether you’re chasing fortune, seeking fame, or craving battle, the high seas of SkullWars will keep you hooked. Grab your compass, rally your crew, and embark on the ultimate pirate adventure today!

play.skullwars.net

WeedCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, Alternative Medicine, Cannabis, culture, debate, DRUG, health, legalization, Marijuana, Medicinal, mental health, Minecraft, Plant, recreational, Relaxation, Server, Social, society, stigma, substance, Therapy, Weed, WeedCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/400	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Holy Grails Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing growing is wheat and carrots? Well, come join our server where we have a special feature that will blow your mind – WEED FARMS! That’s right, you can grow your own virtual marijuana plants and become the ultimate stoner in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can party all night long with funky music and psychedelic lights. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond bong hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever smokes from the diamond bong will gain special powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with weed, parties, and epic adventures!

Leg Cramps Minecraft SMP King

cramp prevention, cramp remedies, cramps, King, leg, leg cramps, leg pain, Minecraft, muscle cramp management, muscle cramp prevention, muscle cramp relief, muscle cramp treatment, muscle cramps, muscle fatigue, muscle health, muscle pain, muscle recovery, muscle relaxation, muscle soreness, muscle spasms, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tension, nighttime cramps, pain relief, smp

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/800	Votes:	2718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	513781	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t get leg cramps from playing too long! Our server is so epic, it’s been known to cure cramps just by logging on. We’ve got magical healing powers or something, who knows!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even some unexpected leg cramp remedies. Who needs a doctor when you’ve got a Minecraft server, right? So come on, join us and leave those cramps in the dust. You won’t regret it…unless you do, but hey, at least you’ll have a funny story to tell!

AND HOWEVER

1.21.1, 24/7, Fun, Join, Minecraft, OG DOGS, Server, Survival, Vanilla, worldwide

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/100	Votes:	434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to our OG DOGS server. It’s a Vanilla Survival server on 1.21.1 and we have lots of fun there. It is on 24/7 and you can join from any part of the world.

mc.yourdan.uk

Minecraft server: /ksg/ Crafty Katawa Shoujo

18+ patch, 4LS, Community Works, Crafty, Desktop Katawas, FANFICS, figurines, Font Rip, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, katawa, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KSG, Map, Miki Route, Minecraft, Server, Shoujo, sprites, Steam, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, visual novel

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/300	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pink-haired girl with a contagious laugh reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter as we explore the world of Katawa Shoujo like never before.

Have you played the other projects by 4LS? No? Well, you’re in for a treat because on our server, we take things to a whole new level. From 3D-printable Katawa figurines to desktop Katawas, we’ve got it all. And let’s not forget about Kenjivania, where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in an epic showdown.

But that’s not all! Dive into our fanfic library, where the craziest and most hilarious stories await. From Val’s content dump to Anon’s sprites and font rip, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a stroll through our KS map and explore every nook and cranny of this wacky world? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this unforgettable journey and find your own Katawa to love and cherish. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Minecraft SMP – /gem/ – Koseki Bijou General

#youtube, 3D Debut stream, Bijou, DIGGERS, doxxers, Gem, general, holo vs holo baiters, INTRO, KOSEKI, koseki bijou, Links, merch, Minecraft, Music, Newpebble guide, orisong, Prism no Mahou, Report, rock on, shorts, smp, starter, STREAMS, Trolls, twitter, unarchived streams

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of ninja pandas who roam the server, challenging players to epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to a build-off if you dare to enter their haunted mansion. And if you manage to impress them, you’ll be rewarded with rare and valuable loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious and absurd adventure like no other. Just remember, do not engage with diggers (trolls, doxxers, holo vs holo baiters). Hide, report, and rock on!