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  • GoatShitCraft Minecraft Server

    GoatShitCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 477
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 80
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Buildings Constructed: 31
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos never stops! Within the first 10 minutes of joining, you might just witness a goat taking a massive dump right on the floor. But wait, there’s more! We have babies who have a knack for peeing themselves on screen, with their yellow pee leaking out of their diapers for all to see. And believe it or not, people actually pay money to watch this madness unfold. So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises and downright ridiculous moments, then this is the place for you! Join us now and prepare to be entertained in the most bizarre ways possible.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CampCraftCounselorCringe

    CampCraftCounselorCringe
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 7655
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 17 New Chunks Explored: 682832
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where correctness is key and knowledge is power! Join us for a wild adventure filled with octopus debates and mollusk facts. Our camp counselors are experts in marine biology and will never steer you wrong… unless they think octopus are fish, of course!

    Come join us and experience the thrill of correcting your counselors on their animal knowledge. Who knows, you might even get a special achievement for proving them wrong! Don’t worry about being disrespectful, because here, being right is always the right thing to do.

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a sea of information and fun. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational? Join us now and show off your animal expertise in the craziest camp around!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Respawn Roulette

    Respawn Roulette
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 2434
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out how you would meet your hilarious demise! Whether you get squashed by a giant chicken or suffocated by a pile of exploding llamas, the possibilities are endless! Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous deaths in Minecraft history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPilipinoWarriors

    PixelPilipinoWarriors
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 6205
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Crops Grown: 3402
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, come join this epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a llama in a disco party! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe it!

    imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of a jukebox playing “Despacito” on repeat. it’s like a party in the mines, dude!

    and get this, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of WWII Filipino ‘comfort women’ are joining in on the fun. they’re like, “sorry for the past, let’s build a better future together in minecraft!” it’s wild, man!

    so, if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to llamas or ghostly apologies. but who’s allergic to fun, right? let’s do this!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PONOS ANARCHY Minecraft server

    PONOS ANARCHY Minecraft server
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 3225
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Witchโ€™s Brew Drunk: 18
    Gods Slained: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    The server has cool plugins for weapons, drugs and naked boobs!!! There are no admins, no private, and of course no donations either. Complete freedom! The world is limited to 500 blocks, so you can’t hide or run away. Quite often the creator holds competitions for real money!

    If you like killing and griefing, then you are welcome!

    ponos.aboba.host

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GarbageOP Minecraft Server

    GarbageOP Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 9113
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Villages Defended: 19
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Our anthem is so lit, it’ll have you dancing in your mine shaft like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t even get me started on our OP – it’s so mind-blowingly awesome, it’ll make you question reality itself. Join us now for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Escape Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Escape Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 8051
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Potions Brewed: 68
    Farms Harvested: 364 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Animals Bred: 76 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the real world and all its boring responsibilities? Do you dream of a life where you can build your own empire without anyone bothering you? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your worries and obligations.

    On our server, you can live a life of luxury without spending a dime. Build your dream mansion, drive fancy cars, and eat the most delicious virtual cuisine. Who needs real friends and family when you can have pixelated pets and minions to do your bidding?

    And forget about having sex every week or starting a family – on our server, you can focus on what really matters: building epic structures and conquering virtual lands. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start living your best, most ridiculous life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBabyBlunder

    BlockyBabyBlunder
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 4193
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 36 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the love life of that one player who can’t seem to keep a steady relationship.

    Looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Our community is filled with players who have more baby daddies than diamonds in their inventory. From unexpected pregnancies to love triangles that would make a soap opera jealous, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might even witness a player quitting their job faster than you can say “redstone.” With friendships that are as unstable as a sand block in a desert, you’ll never know who will turn against who next.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the drama, the thrill, and the sheer insanity that comes with playing alongside some of the most unpredictable players in the game. Just remember to bring your popcorn, because you won’t want to miss a single moment of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Booty Call Minecraft Server

    Blocky Booty Call Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 6686
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5762 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Dragon Scales Harvested: 227

    New Minecraft Servers

    Calling all Minecraft players who have had a one-night stand with a creeper! We want to hear your most memorable experiences and why you just couldn’t resist that explosive encounter. Join our server for a chance to share your wild stories and bond over your love for risky blocky relationships. Who knows, you might even find your next pixelated fling in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the chance to connect with fellow players who understand the thrill of a spontaneous TNT hookup. Join now for a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyBlockzUSA

    CraftyBlockzUSA
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 7172
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Elemental Crystals Collected: 74
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Magic Items Found: 8424 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Alien Abductions: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the real world drama and chaos? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of mining diamonds on your brain. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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